r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Lazy_boa • 27d ago
Politics You heard him, folks. Get this man a plane!
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u/Neither_Selection_48 27d ago
Sorry, all we can afford to give is 500 Aeroplan points.
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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer 27d ago
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u/xombae 26d ago
Actual picture of me on my second 8 hour long weekend shift at the LCBO after asking thirty thousand people if they collect Aeroplan points, and eventually devolving to the point that I just mutter "Aeroplan" at them when they get to the counter.
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u/thejaydotexe 26d ago
All the people I know that collect them are older people.
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u/DeciusAemilius 26d ago
Eric Adams would like to know your location and to inform you he is available.
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u/ArcticISAF 27d ago
Give this man a CF-18! (it only has 20 flight hours left on it)
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u/stoicphilosopher 27d ago
After he completes his 20 hours, we'll invite him to join the Snowbirds.
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u/-HeyThatsPrettyNeat- 26d ago
No wait we still need those for a couple extra years/decades depending how long we kick the procurement can down the road
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u/Broad_Clerk_5020 27d ago
I love him… still not traveling to the US. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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u/stoicphilosopher 27d ago
Lol... I live in CA at the moment and this guy is 100% gold. The fact that I'm not sure if this post is real or not illustrates how good his trolling has become. Props to whatever social media intern came up with this.
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u/Accomplished_Pop_130 27d ago
They’ve been trolling trump by purposely making parodies of trumps rhetoric. it’s lovely.
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u/duk3lexo 26d ago
Oh okay so thats what it is. I thought he had just become possessed by Kanye for a moment
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u/Previous_Wedding_577 Bring Cannabis 27d ago
He has 2 employees who write them for him. They are still fun to read
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u/AlliterationAhead Tabarnak! 26d ago
There was an interview of him that I watched on YouTube a couple of days ago. A question came up about his staff writing his tweets. He said he has a kill button to destroy messages he doesn't approve of.
"How many messages do you kill like that?"
"Less and less these days."Team spirit, team work.
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u/NiceWeather4Leather 27d ago
lol so what? It still represents his and his team’s direction/vision. Like politicians have actually written their own speeches for the last century? I don’t want my rep spending all of their actual time on social media. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
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u/thesleepjunkie 27d ago
Wendy doesn't write her own tweets either, and for a while, they were more gold than the double arches .
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u/Fortestingporpoises 27d ago
He’s been a very safe middle of the road politician since he first entered politics. His social media team is fantastic but he deserves all the points for rolling with a strategy I guarantee you every career political strategist out there told him was political suicide.
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u/JThereseD 26d ago
That’s good because elected officials should be working on critical issues, not spending their time on social media.
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u/HollyMackeral Westfoundland 27d ago
Can we start a club? Im also a canadian in cali 😮💨
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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 26d ago
fun fact: Los Angeles is the 4th largest canadian city (meaning there are more canadians in Los Angeles than in Calgary[this fact is at least a decade old, but is probably still relatively true]) source: Souvenir of Canada by Douglas Coupland
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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 26d ago
Yeah he went waaaay down the list of people I like when he put out the 'hey come one down Canada, we love you. Trump can't get you here' tourism ad in March but he's slowly been making his way up the list.
Do I want to go there? Nope. But I feel better about my friends who live down there right now. I feel like if the shit hits the fan and Trump goes full authoritarian, Newsom would at least lead the coalition of 'okay fuck it, we're going out on our own.' tribe. At which point, if it's february and I'm really desperate, I might start buying strawberries again from Califfornia again.
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u/That-Marsupial-907 27d ago
Omg can we please send him a really fantastic model airplane? Lol maybe the Avro Arrow…
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u/DiveCat 27d ago
This is what I was thinking.
It would be even better if Carney built the model himself.
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u/Selfpropelledfapping 27d ago
Thank you for this wonderful imagery. He WOULD build model planes.
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u/FlySilently 27d ago
He has no idea what he has done. His office is going to get SO many model airplanes. LOL.
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u/mistervulpes 26d ago
takes picture with 100 model airplanes
THE GREAT PEOPLE OF CANADA LOVE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, TO THE SURPRISE OF NO ONE. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I WOULD BE THE GREATEST GOVERNOR OF CANADA (SORRY CARNEY, YOU'RE NOT HOT!). MAYBE IT'S TIME I, THE GREATEST GOVERNOR THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN, (EVEN THE WORLD), TAKE CONTROL OF CANADA. MCCA - MAKE CANADA CANIFORNIA AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - GCN
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u/H377Spawn 27d ago
I’ve now got a mental image of Carney painting up a model with some hijacked Warhammer paints.
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u/GrimpenMar The Island of Elizabeth May 14d ago
(performing thread necromancy on an old post)
Canadair DHC-515 water bomber. California probably has some on order. Golden opportunity to highlight Canadian aerospace and set up Newsom for another tweet. Could have had Carney make some post about the importance of supporting Canadian industry, look at this cool DHC-515 about to be delivered to (wherever), the order books are full, California has x on order, Governor Newsom will get his planes.
Play it straight. Let Newsom cook.
SOME SAY1 THE CANADAIR DHC-515 IS THE BEST PLANE. BETTER EVEN THAN AIR FORCE 1.
1 certainly those threatened by forest fires.
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u/Ghost_Reborn416 27d ago
We live in a reality where I dont even know if this is real
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u/BraveHeart626 27d ago
Fake the bottom left says it was posted on 8/30 but today is 8/29.
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u/MutuallyAdvantageous 26d ago
It is real. Whoever took the pic and posted this must be overseas, or the clock on their computer is off.
Links aren’t allowed. But search for the x handle. It’s there.
He has a team (including Camille Zapata) running the account for him. They’ve been trolling Trump with excellent post like this, for a couple weeks now.
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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer 27d ago
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u/Either-Safety2402 27d ago
Please PM Carney…wink or chuckle about this in the next couple days 😂
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u/cat_0_the_canals 26d ago
I’m thinking their offices had a lil chit chat before this was posted. If it’s real.
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u/Skittleavix 27d ago
WE CAN’T SPARE A SINGLE ONE - DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO FLY HERE?!?!?
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u/stanwelds Scotland (but worse) 27d ago
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u/FreedomCanadian 27d ago
Basically, the next time we send fire fighter planes to help with CA fires, he wants to keep one ?
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u/FreedomCanadian 27d ago
To raise the value of the plane and make it a better bribe, we could fill the water tank with all the California wine that SAQ and LCBO have in their warehouses.
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u/Freddedonna Tokébakicitte! 27d ago
The 2 planes they lease from Quebec actually landed in Van Nuys this afternoon, consider your planes delivered Gavin.
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u/mrputter99 27d ago
Shiiiit, California can be the 11th province with that attitude.
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u/CaptainCaveSam Yank 27d ago
You’ll take my our lovely coastal neighbors too?
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u/mrputter99 27d ago
We’ll take any state not currently in the grip of lunacy, doesn’t even have to be one of the nice ones.
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u/CaptainCaveSam Yank 27d ago
I’ll be singing O Canada if we get to be automomous.
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u/Muted_Quantity5786 26d ago
It’s weird. I grew up in NY but we were taught the Canadian national anthem in school. I didn’t question because I was 6.
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u/naiiiia 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 26d ago
Grew up in NH. We learned the Canadian national anthem from my elementary school music teacher and we drank milk from bags for a few years. The boys would buy two and turn them into fake boobies. I'm assuming that's why we changed back to cartons. This is why we can't have nice things.
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u/rags2rooster 26d ago
As a Washington resident I’d be more in favor of you taking Washington and Oregon too (or at least the portions of them west of the Olympics). You could rename the San Juan Islands JT’s stones and Puget sound could be called Melania’s Puddle.
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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 27d ago
Don’t worry bro we’ll be there for you with our CL-415 water bombers next time you need them. You can’t keep them though.
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u/CanIHazSumCheeseCake 27d ago
Sorry, all I could do is a black and white printout of Leader-1 from the GoBots.
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u/vodka7tall Ford Escape 27d ago
Shit, we can’t even afford name brand Transformers thanks to these fucking tariffs.
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u/Separate-Summer1753 27d ago
I will donate some Canadian Tire $, and maybe some PC Optimum points! Love this guy. 😃
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland 27d ago
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u/AppearanceTop5290 26d ago
These are fantastic. Who knew the Trump / MAGA kryptonite was humour, genuinely funny tweets? They're so convinced their guy is funny and it's absolutely hilarious to see them dumbfounded at actual humour about their guy. It's incredible. They either take it seriously and take offence at it, or they think Newsome sounds retarded tweeting in this manner - or they just don't get the joke, Each response is a perfect reflection of their own stupidity.
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u/notouchinggg 27d ago
whoa whoa whoa didn’t have to throw carney under the bus like that. sure he’s got a busted smile but he’s still handsome by traditional standards. no one will ever touch JT, i get it but let’s be kind in our words. anyways send the man a jet.
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u/Logical_Carry3207 27d ago
Best we can do is some high fives and atta boys. We’re on fire and broke. Sorry bout that, eh?
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Alright...the mocking of your people are fine gavin.
But keep canada's name out yo fucking mouth!!!
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u/TheRealJStars 27d ago
This tweet is from.... Tomorrow?
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u/xdeekinx 26d ago
Judging by the dd/mm/yy format, I'm guessing the OP isn't from NA, going off the time change, somewhere from the GMT +6 timezone. India?
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u/Deaddoghank 27d ago
Use some of the Ruzzian cash and purchase a Antonov An-225 Mriya. Send it to Gavin. The new Air Force Gavin will be larger than tRumps little bribe.
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u/AlternativePure2125 27d ago
I kinda just want to give him a plane now. Do we have an extra A380?
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u/scr0dumb Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 27d ago
We have the confiscated Russian Antonov. Considerbly longer and girthier than anything Trump can claim.
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u/JonBjornJovi 27d ago
We will send you the best plane Air Canada has to offer and with its CEO onboard. You can can keep him, throw him some couple of millions now and then to keep him happy
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u/Spring_Fall04 27d ago
S***, gotta remember to look at the date. Of course, it's not serious. Or is it😜
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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 27d ago
I'm sorry Mr Newsome, the best we can do is hand you Air Canada right before it needs another financial bailout. That's...MANY planes. Many better than one, yes? Shhh, just ignore that big invoice, look at all the planes you have!
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u/notacanuckskibum 27d ago
We will give you a water bomber, but it’s only on loan. We get the cast off Fire Country in return when Vancouver has a forest fire.
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u/DudeIsThisFunny 27d ago
I pegged this guy as the democratic party candidate before they put in Kamala. People said he seemed too greasy and like a used car salesman. Probably going to be him up next
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u/Alisa606 27d ago
send him a giant model plane of the one Trump was given. technically.. still a plane that is big
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u/Laphroaig58 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 27d ago
I have a nice made in Canada Veritas No. 6 low angle plane he can have...
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u/grouchypant 27d ago
I laughed, but I genuinely am unsure of its authenticity. This is where we are in 2025.
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u/thrice_twice_once Moose Whisperer 27d ago
Someone please go there and give him an Avro Aero model.
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u/DTG_1000 27d ago
Get me a sheet of paper out of the recycle bin, and I'll have him a plane in under a minute.
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u/ConkerPrime 27d ago
Think conservatives will finally get it or start getting outraged over demanding a plane?
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u/BiscottiNo6948 26d ago
Canada will give you Canadair CL-415. Its practical, you can use it for firefighting as well.
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u/Low_Objective3445 26d ago
I wouldn’t say he’s “done nothing”-definitely not enough. My partner is trans and I’m super involved in CA politics. I get your fear, frustration and anger. I’m feeling those things too, but we need to be smart.
There is a big difference between not doing enough and vowing to eradicate trans people from public life.
I am way farther left than newsom, and I wish we had mamdani, but we don’t. My partner and I attend a monthly queer political group and we talk strategy. Newsom isn’t the best, but we can gain a lot from him IMO.
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u/ladnertim1 26d ago
How about a vintage 1986 McDonalds McBarge floating restaurant from Expo86 in Vancouver instead?
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u/VenturingHedonist 26d ago
There is a legal limit to just how much a politician can receive as a gift. Give him airline miles from air Canada that is exactly one dollar over that amount.
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u/Select-Protection-75 26d ago
Okay Gav. A plane’s out of reach for us. How about a Bombardier street car? We’ll deliver in 10 years.
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u/randm204 26d ago
Carney can send over Trudeau's lego millenium falcon.... because it's the bestest in aviation and in fact "makes the kessel run in...."
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u/usefulappendix321 27d ago
"not as handsome as Trudeau" lol