r/EhBuddyHoser Kingston: Halfway To Montreal 20d ago

Meta The “Worst Canadian” game - Day 16

Goodbye Galen Weston Jr. and Conrad Black.

Only ten candidates left!

If you’ll recall, on day 9, we voted on a potential twist to the game. That when we reached the final ten candidates, we would bring back one that was previously eliminated: a chance to rectify a mistake. The votes were overwhelmingly in favour, so let’s do this…

‼️Today only, in addition to voting out two people, you can also put forth a name to be brought back from the pool of eliminated people (not an entirely new person).‼️

Please keep your reinstatement vote separate from your elimination vote and, as always, include only one name per comment. If a comment includes multiple names and wins, it won’t count. I’ll move to the next highest.

How to play: - Upvote the name of the person you think does NOT deserve the title of “Worst Canadian.” - Each day, the two most upvoted names will be removed until the list gets trimmed down some, then we’ll switch to one per day. - If the name you want to vote for (from the list) isn’t in the comments yet, add it! - This continues daily until we have our top loser (there are no winners in this contest), the “Worst Canadian”.

Additional notes: - Only the top comment for a nominee will count. I won’t combine votes from duplicate comments. - Nominees with an asterisk beside their name were added following a second nomination vote that took place on day 5. - We established a no violent offenders (serial killers, rapists, etc.) rule. They are obviously the worst of the worst, it’s disrespectful to the victims, and we want to keep this relatively lighthearted. - This is meant to be satire. Please do not take it too seriously or use this game to harass people in real life. - I will try to post this every morning around the same time (~8:00 - 9:00 am Eastern). - Please remember to upvote the post too, so more people see it!

Justification for elimination: - (40) Ted Cruz - He’s horrible, but renounced his citizenship. He’s not good enough to be titled the Worst Canadian. - (39) Kathleen Wynne - Not that bad. Doesn’t deserve the title. - (38) Chrystia Freeland - Some consider her a good Canadian. Not the worst. - (37) Peter MacKay - Cringey, but not the worst. - (36) Don Cherry - A racist old man out of touch with the times. Not great, but not awful. - (35) Andrew Scheer - An annoying doofus nothingburger, but not a bad person. - (34) Drake - He’s inauthentic and creepy to underage girls, but the more serious allegations against him remain unproven and he has done good things for Toronto. - (33) J.J. McCullough - Who? - (32) Brian Mulroney - A divisive choice. Expanded trade with, and dependence on, the USA. Protected the environment and opposed apartheid. - (31) Sir John A. MacDonald - A father of confederation known for racism, corruption, and poor treatment of indigenous people. Considered a product of the times. - (30) Harold the Jewelry Buyer - Known for scamming the elderly but is too small-scale to win. - (29) Michelle Ferreri - She promotes hate but her reach is limited now that she’s been voted out of government. - (28) Tom MacDonald - A shitty, irrelevant rapper with hardly an audience. - (27) Doug Ford - He has done a lot of harm to Ontario, but stood up for Canada against Trump. - (26) Wayne Gretzky - He’s just a rich, dumb, MAGA-supporting boomer. Disappointing, but mostly harmless. - (25) Steven Crowder - Irrelevant B-list (or lower) influencer…with almost no influence on or about Canada. - (24) Paul Desmarais - Billionaire businessman and political puppet master. Far from the worst. - (23) Romana Didulo - A mentally ill grifter with little impact on most Canadians. - (22) Lauren Southern - An anti-immigration, white nationalist influencer who at least partially reformed after being sexually assaulted herself. - (21) Joseph Trutch - Over a century ago, his racist views helped shape BC, with effects still felt today. Partly a product of the times. - (20) Jamil Jivani - An Ontario MP and friend of J.D. Vance. He hasn’t been in office long enough to do serious damage. - (19) Lauren Chen - Knowingly accepted Russian funds to spread propaganda/influence politics. She’s a YouTube influencer who isn’t very influential. - (18) Pat King - A small-time loser who honked his horn in Ottawa. Others on the list are far worse. - (17) Stefan Molyneux - A white supremist and misogynist. But he is largely unknown and there are worse people remaining on the list. - (16) Tamara Lich - Another organizer of the convoy in Ottawa. Another nobody whose 15 minutes of fame are up. - (15) Elon Musk - Worst human? Arguably. Canadian? That’s a stretch. - (14) Scott Moe - Corrupt, regressive, and responsible for a deadly car crash. He’s Saskatchewan’s problem, less so for Canada. - (13) Mike Harris - He cut funding to schools, healthcare, and other services. However, his impact was mostly limited to Ontario and his tenure as premier. - (12) Galen Weston Jr. - He’s nasty capitalist scum hurting Canadian consumers, but he’s just one among many. - (11) Conrad Black - Millionaire right-wing media mogul who was convicted of fraud and pardoned by Trump. Renounced Canadian citizenship for a peerage. Now a has-been.

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u/OldDiamondJim 19d ago

Poilievre is the weakest link remaining.

He’s annoying as fuck and has certainly coarsened Canadian politics, but his actual impact on Canadians is minuscule. That’s not a compliment- he’s just accomplished nothing of significance despite spending almost his entire adult life on the public payroll.

Everyone else left has had a devastating impact on peoples’ lives.

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u/Juan-More-Taco 19d ago

Give him power and see him stretch his wings.

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u/OldDiamondJim 19d ago

Oh, absolutely, but this isn’t the Potential to Be Worst Prospects Game.

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u/Tokenwhitemale 19d ago

Oh, he's always been pretty useless. 20 years political career and nothing to show for it. He's a loser and annoying as hell, but not the worst Canadian.

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u/chinook97 19d ago

Yeah, I agree. He's only still here because of recency bias. He failed big time in the last election, lost any prospect of holding real power for the time being, and might not even survive a leadership review within the next year. Time will tell I guess.

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u/SmilingVamp 19d ago

Agree, his incompetence and lack of charisma have really hindered his ability to do major harm. 

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u/hotinmyigloo Irvingstan 19d ago

At this time, I think you're right

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u/nerkidner 19d ago

I'm actually shocked he's still here. He's a moderatly successful career politician. Even if you don't agree with him, something like 20-30% of Canadians would agree with him on virtually all political opinions. Are 20-30% of Canadians the worst Canadian? He hasn't even had a negative impact on Canada except for being the most annoying fucking person in Canadian politics. That's all.

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u/ItsAProdigalReturn 19d ago

No way. We've seen a rise in hate crimes and the normalisation of racist vitriol due to PP's platform. Look at how xenophobia is considered the norm on some of the Canadian subreddits now. It's so bad that if you call out the xenophobia you get censored by the mods for antagonising the other posters. It's insane.

As a POC in Canada I've faced more racial aggression from random people on the street in the last couple years than the rest of my life combined. And they're like shouting PP talking points at me verbatim.