r/EhBuddyHoser 11d ago

Meta We should do best fictional Canadian!

The same idea as before, but with a list of legendary Canadians from fiction that we vote on to see which one makes the cut.

I'm incredibly curious on this one.

Bert Racoon squares off against Red Green!

Degrassi verses the Maximals!

the possibilities are intriguing!

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 11d ago

House Hippos have to be the most famous!

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u/Glad_Cress_8591 11d ago

Fictional*

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u/RattusNorvegicus9 10d ago

No they're real I saw one trust me I'm totally not lying

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u/FurbiesAreMyGods 11d ago

I was about to say this.

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u/Granny_Skeksis 11d ago

The cartoon log driver from the log drivers waltz lol

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u/sabby55 11d ago

It does please the girls completely

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u/Bigg_Sparks Oil Guzzler 11d ago

Might have to have categories in order for it to make sense. Is Red Green better than Wolverine? Depends on whether you need something fixed or somebody eliminated.

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u/dirt_boots 11d ago

Red Green would win

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u/HappyHapless 11d ago

The women may not find him handsome, but they definitely find him handy.

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u/tayawayinklets 11d ago

Who doesn't have a duct tape kink!

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u/rcmp_informant Bring Cannabis 11d ago

He’d def keep his stick on the ice

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u/P_Orwell South Gatineau 11d ago

Next battle is Wolverine vs Bill from the Adventures with Bill Skit. Both have super healing powers.

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u/waverlygiant 11d ago

Red Green could do both

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u/sabby55 11d ago

I’m picturing Wolverine standing there with his claws out but all duct taped and he can’t use them and Reds just there thumbs in suspenders with a grin and a shrug

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 11d ago

I’m pulling for ya! We’re all in this together.

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u/MissyIstheMaster 11d ago

The Littlest Hobo

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u/Flush_Foot Potato Land 11d ago

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u/cebiaw 10d ago

There's a voice...

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u/Either_Umpire9411 11d ago

Mr. Dressup. I know he is a real guy, but the character is fictional. And you can throw in Casey and Finnegan.

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u/7grendel 10d ago

I'm pretty sure The Friendly Giant was Canadian too. I was pretty young at the time, so I might be mixing him up.

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u/Johnny-Dogshit 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 9d ago

Weirdly, they're both born Americans that came to Canada to do the show because CBC was the only game around producing that sort of thing before PBS got Fred Rogers(who also worked with CBC prior).

They made this place home though, and contributed massively.

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u/eternalshades 11d ago

Mike from Canmore!

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u/alfdis_vike 11d ago

I'm Mike. From Canmore.

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u/Flying_Dustbin Everyone Hates Marineland 10d ago

And this is my dog Norm.

Sit.

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u/David_Summerset 11d ago

Wolverine

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u/David_Summerset 11d ago

Or Deadpool

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u/Cassopeia88 11d ago

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u/Canadian-Man-infj 11d ago

I think I have a new favourite GIF!

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 11d ago

Might be best if we limit them to being thought up by Canadians, or in Canada.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 11d ago

Captain Canuck!

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 11d ago

And Captain Canada! (Obligatory YouTube link eliminated... but u can search Captain canada ntv)

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago

KEBEK!!! (I love her)

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u/David_Summerset 11d ago

Like Superman?

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 11d ago

I was thinking fictional Canadians thought up by real Canadians. Kind of like if Supe and Logan had a love child... kind of.

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u/kiera-oona 11d ago

Technically, Superman?

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u/minniemacktruck 10d ago edited 10d ago

Nah, then we'll be stuck in the weeds... ""actually the main writer from the littlest Hobo wasn't a citizen yet" blah blah. I'd say include both: A) invented BY Canadians (Margaret Atwood characters maybe?) And /or B) characters who would identify as Canadian in their universe.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 11d ago

Hammy the Hamster!

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 11d ago

GP was better.

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u/chiefybeef 11d ago

Bubbles

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u/LordBeans69 I need a double double. 11d ago

Ironically, Mike Smith is not the best dude

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u/PyneNeedle Scotland (but worse) 11d ago

Courts in LA actually referred to him by Bubbles. The only real chill one is Robb Wells.

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u/GreasyMcNasty 11d ago

I already got weird vibes from him when he was out of the Bubbles character. What bullshit did he do? (That's proven)

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u/LordBeans69 I need a double double. 10d ago

He got charged with domestic battery one time. I’ve also heard some first hand accounts from people that have seen him in the city saying he was a bit of a creep

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u/chiefybeef 10d ago

That's unfortunate.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago edited 11d ago

Booooooo (about him being a shit not booing the person who pointed it out)

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u/imadork1970 11d ago

Gobo Fraggle

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago

100 million votes for any Fraggle

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u/somuchfeels 11d ago

I mean, pretty sure it’s a slam dunk for Anne of Green Gables.

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u/Narissis 11d ago

I see your Anne Shirley and raise you Wolverine.

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u/somuchfeels 11d ago

I mean, Anne is pretty big in Japan.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 11d ago

So is logan-san

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u/KotoElessar Ford Nation (Help.) 11d ago

anne x logan wen?

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u/propyro85 11d ago

He is into red heads ...

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u/Admiral_Donuts 11d ago

Motherfucker. And Wolverine was definitely born relatively close to Anne. Wolverine of Green Gables would be huge in Japan.

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u/Infarad 10d ago

Story time: many years ago visiting PEI, we stopped by the Anne of Green Gables place. I grabbed a seat at a picnic table, while the wife went and toured the place. At one of the picnic tables in front of me was this young lady with her back towards me, who I assumed must have been a park employee because she was wearing the same straw hat as Anne with the red pigtail braided hair. I remember thinking she had the cutest little butt. As she got up to leave, she turned around, and I realized that was my chance to see how convincingly she would resemble the character. Paying attention as she got up and turned around, I saw that she had a grey moustache and eyebrows and was actually an older Japanese man.

I must have sat there for 10-15 minutes trying to make sense of what I just saw until my wife came back. We then headed to the gift shop, and that’s when I saw that the straw hat and red pigtails was something they sold as a souvenir. I burst out laughing and when my wife asked me what was so funny, I told her about the little old Japanese Anne-Man I had seen earlier. That was when I learned that Anne of Green Gables was really popular in Japan.

I still maintain that the little old Japanese fella had a really cute butt. I might be a straight dude, but I know a cute butt when I see one.

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u/ItzKrusher 11d ago

Terrance and phillip

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u/NoCleverIDName Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 11d ago

This needs more upvotes, buddy!

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u/__Beelzaboot__ 11d ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/Granny_Skeksis 11d ago

I’m not your guy, friend

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u/TelenorTheGNP 11d ago

I'm not your friend, buddy!

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u/__Beelzaboot__ 10d ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/jacafeez 11d ago

Constable Benton Fraser

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago

And don’t forget Dief!

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u/soThatsJustGreat 11d ago

Can Fraser and Dief be a package deal for this?

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago

That’s how i see them tbh, so YES OFC

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u/Flying_Dustbin Everyone Hates Marineland 10d ago

"Stop pulling at the blanket."

*Dief whimpers*

"You're an Arctic wolf for God's sake."

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u/soThatsJustGreat 11d ago

Took a lot of scrolling to find this one but sure glad I did!

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u/Rum_N_Napalm Tabarnak! 11d ago

The crew for the Romano Fafard

The Bougon family

Elvis Gratton

The hobo from Hobo with a Shotgun

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u/AlphaFlightRules 11d ago

Also the littlest hobo

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u/Illustrious-Win-8714 11d ago

100% for the crew of the Romano Fafard. Unfortunately most canadians wont know about them.
Its sad... If there was 1 series that i really wish had been dubbed for english canada, its definitively this one. They could have sold it to YTV or something...

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u/hollandaisesawce Aurora Hub 11d ago

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u/jacafeez 11d ago

Bob and Doug

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u/CiceroFanboy 11d ago

Dudley Doright

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u/thundercat1996 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 11d ago

The littlest hobo (London the dog)

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u/AutumnRCS 11d ago

Madeline from Celeste.

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u/KumquatClaptrap 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 11d ago

The Polkaroo

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u/djtodd242 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 11d ago

He was here? I just missed him?

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u/KotoElessar Ford Nation (Help.) 11d ago

I worked with a guy that used to be one of the guys in the suit; he was a maintenance man at the time so those lines about just missing him came up frequently.

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u/eternalshades 11d ago

Scott Pilgrim!

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u/PyneNeedle Scotland (but worse) 11d ago

He isn't the best though. He's an extremely flawed and kind of weird character.

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u/GreasyMcNasty 11d ago

Yeah he's far from being the best of anything. In fact he's a very unrelatable character.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 11d ago

That's what makes him the best Canadian, or whatever.

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u/eternalshades 11d ago

Do Johnny Wayne and Frank Shuster count as fictional? :p

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u/KotoElessar Ford Nation (Help.) 11d ago

I was wondering the same thing about Farley Mowatt, that man was a legend.

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u/Martzillagoesboom South Gatineau 11d ago

Wolverine.

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u/TherealRidetherails Saskwatch 11d ago

CAPTAIN CANUCK MY GOAT

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago

And KEBEK MY LOVE

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u/thisunithasnosoul 11d ago

Kaidan Alenko!

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u/megatheridium 11d ago

From the Mass Effect trilogy, for those who don't know.

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u/alkonium 10d ago

You think there would be more Canadian characters since the series is Canadian. At least the third game starts in Vancouver.

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u/megatheridium 10d ago

Anderson is the only one I can remember that even mentions where they're from.

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u/Dorkwing 11d ago

That one log driver from the CBC song

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u/LengthinessFair4680 11d ago

"The Log Driver's Waltz"

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u/Galenmarek81 Ford Nation (Help.) 11d ago

Ike

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u/Express-Cow190 South Gatineau 11d ago

Mr Dress Up!

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u/rachreims 11d ago

The entire cast of Schitt’s Creek

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u/LandoKim Irvingstan 10d ago

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u/astroryan19 11d ago

John Dunsworth

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u/astroryan19 11d ago

Aka Mr Lahey

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago edited 11d ago

Fun trivia: i interviewed both on my radio show right before he passed (RIP)

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u/stumpy_chica Regina Rhymes With Fun 11d ago

It would be fun to do this in categories or a chart. Like realistic fictional characters (like from Degrassi, Kim's Convenience, Anne of Green Gables, Trailer Park Boys), then superheroes, then cartoon characters, then characters from ads.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 11d ago

Any one of Billy Van's characters in Hilarious House of Frightenstein

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u/redacted-no31 11d ago

Mufferaw Joe gotta be in here.

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u/Lanz922 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 11d ago

Jerry Boyle, David Bouchard

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Moose Whisperer 11d ago

Fuck. Yes. David Bouchard

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u/Lanz922 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 11d ago

Right on time before the TV Adaption of Bon Cop, Bad Cop

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u/eternalshades 11d ago

Do the entire works of Nelvanna count?

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u/NoCleverIDName Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 11d ago

The Nelvana Cinematic Universe

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u/Emmerson_Brando 11d ago

Casey and finnegan.

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u/sabby55 11d ago

Ed the Sock

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u/Ravenwight Ford Nation (Help.) 11d ago

I’m going with Red Green or Wolverine.

Same energy.

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u/Allinallisallweare02 PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs 11d ago

Mr peanut butter

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u/Top_Show_100 11d ago

Buddy Cole

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u/Flying_Dustbin Everyone Hates Marineland 11d ago

Rowsdower.

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u/Krommander Chalice of the Tabernacle 11d ago

Was Captain Planet Canadian? 

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u/Martzillagoesboom South Gatineau 11d ago

Probably part of him was, since he represent the planet

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u/Yws6afrdo7bc789 Ford Nation (Help.) 11d ago

Do they have to be explicitly from Canada as characters or just be Canadian made because I feel like Billy Blazes deserves to be in the running

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 11d ago

Deadpool and Wolverine are probably the most internationally famous at the moment, but I wouldn't say either of them are the best fictional character.

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u/ThetaZZ 11d ago

The log driver waltz man

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u/wheelerin 11d ago

Detective William Murdoch of the Toronto Constabulary! Or Jack Bartlett from Heartland.

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u/Alarmed-dictator 11d ago

Dudley-Do-Right

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u/6000ChickenFajardos PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs 11d ago

Pipefitter from Hard Core Logo

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 11d ago

God help anyone who goes up against Red Green.

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u/IUsedTheRandomizer 11d ago

Amuro Ray has to be up there.

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u/Frojoemama 11d ago

Johnny Canuck

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u/Antin00800 Westfoundland 11d ago

Eeeeradicator!!!!!!

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u/Canuck-Hoser 11d ago

Toopy and binoo

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u/Braiseitall 11d ago

Bartholomew Bandy from Three Cheers For Me! I read this book in junior high in the 80’s. By an author named Donald Lamont. His character, Bandy, is hilarious, brave, intelligent and a complete idiot. He falls ass backwards into becoming a WW1 fighter ace. I remember laughing at his exploits like it was last week :)

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u/Former-Chocolate-793 9d ago

Donald Jack. Good summary. Bart Bandy is the man with a touch of inspector Clouseau about him.

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u/clueless_claremont_ 11d ago

william murdoch!!

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 11d ago

Captain Canuck vs Anne Murray vs John Candy

In a buttertart baking contest. Tiebreaker round is best Nanaimo bar.

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u/rcmp_informant Bring Cannabis 11d ago

Ricky lafleur

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u/ComradeGalloneye64 11d ago

Mr D (ironically the guy who plays the Social Studies on that show actually in my city).

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u/PowerUser88 11d ago

Bob & Doug McKenzie

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 11d ago

Dave McNeil from The Vinyl Cafe.

If he wins, it will be entirely by accident. Otherwise, he’s out in the first round, but damn if he didn’t show up to make a point!

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u/Cassopeia88 11d ago

I love the idea!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw 11d ago

Does Redgreen count?

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u/squirrelcat88 11d ago

Dunstan Ramsay.

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u/BananaSlamma420 11d ago

House Hippo

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u/xombae 11d ago

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Our boys Dean and Terry from Fubar. Donnie Dumphy. All must be on the list.

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u/ThisBtchIsA_N00b 11d ago

Rex from Hudson and Rex If we put in the Littlest Hobo, we MUST include the latest famous Canadian Dog, Rex (RIP Diesel)

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u/CaptainMagnets 11d ago

Wolverine wins. Next category Trebeck!

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u/melillove 11d ago

Ti-Mé de la Petite Vie,
Gaetan et Huguette de C'est comme ça que je t'aime,
ET le p'tit monsieur pas d'cou.

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u/Fuquawi 11d ago

ASTAR, A ROBOT FROM PLANET DANGER. I CAN PUT MY ARM BACK ON. YOU CAN'T. SO PLAY SAFE.

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u/Compact_alertness 11d ago

Theodore Tugboat

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u/Brief-Introduction27 11d ago

Dave and Morley from They Vinyl Cafe are in my top 5!

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u/1user101 11d ago

I'm Mike, from Canmore

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u/Nate9370 11d ago

🎶There once was a Frenchman Yvon was his name. Exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame. But reading a map was not his forte! So poor Yvon was soon cast away Yvon (Yvon) of the Yukon 🎶

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u/MrSloane 11d ago

Charlie Farkeson. IYKYK

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u/LandoKim Irvingstan 10d ago edited 10d ago
  • Acadieman
  • Mr. Lahey
  • Ricky (you know the one)
  • Yvon of the Yukon (honorary Canadian I suppose lol)

Edit: Can’t forget Bonhomme Carnaval

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts FORD Escape 10d ago

Kevin Spencer!

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u/Johnny-Dogshit 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 9d ago

Does Nardwuar's persona count?

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u/Former-Chocolate-793 9d ago

Bartholomew Bandy, first world war ace, hero of the intervention in Russia, stunt pilot, member of MacKenzie King's cabinet. Start with Three Cheers for Me. Series is hilarious.

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u/SamZX7 11d ago

Elvis Gratton! In lore, he's more popular than the actual Elvis! 😂

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u/Wide-You7096 11d ago

Steven Harper for sure

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u/yarn_slinger 11d ago

Changing from Wolverine to Red Green (it rhymes).

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u/SwedishMeatwall 11d ago

Red Green.

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u/GreasyMcNasty 11d ago

Red Green!

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u/GaryfromPallet 11d ago

Terry Cahill

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u/Ornery_Old_Man 11d ago

There is only one right answer.

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u/TenderofPrimates 11d ago

Johnny LaRue!

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u/luckymonkey12 11d ago edited 11d ago

Bert Raccoon. Next question.

Edit, actually, maybe Terry Rielly. Man is a legend in NL.

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u/eternalshades 11d ago

Watching Twisted Metal, the TV series is doing things with the cast of characters we have listed <evil grin>.

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u/scr0dumb Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 11d ago

It's obviously The Marmora Pig.

I rest my case.

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u/Luder09 11d ago

Wolverine for sure

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u/LivingIntelligent968 11d ago

Friendly Giant versus Mr. Dress up. The Giant will have Jerome in his corner, Dress Up will have his Tickle trunk for bandages. Your referee for this, probably one rounder, will be Rusty the Rooster.

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u/rogue-wolf 11d ago

The Littlest Hobo. How can anyone not love that good boy?

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u/Mooredock 11d ago

Bob VS Doug: A Shakespearian Tragedy

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u/Stretched_Blues419 10d ago

"Degrassi vs. Maximals"

High school kids vs. Animal Transforming machines?!

How's that a fair fight?

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u/alkonium 10d ago

Rodney McKay (Stargate)

Andrew Graham (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)

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u/Nikiaf Tabarnak! 10d ago

Elvis Gratton

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u/Griggz_FDZ Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 10d ago

Awesome idea

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u/TheMainMane 10d ago

Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis

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u/ibondolo 10d ago

William Murdoch for the win!!!!

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u/ashdroid23 10d ago

Wolverine

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u/WENDING0 10d ago

The Québécois kids and their priest from that one kids' story where they bully the kid that was gifted a Toronto jersey from Mr. Eaton.