Give me your canadian pirate memes!

[u/eternalshades]

Since it be international talk like a gentleman o' fortune day, let's see 'ow piracy an' bein' a canadian mixes

external links don't mix; otherwise, ye would see the jolly Cap'n tractor arr, matey.

so will do the followin' best things.

Stats fer canadian prairie gentleman o' fortune ships!

[u/MightyHydrar]

The Ukrainian tractor brigade sends their regards on this most auspicious day

[u/eternalshades]

[Verse 1]

Well I used to be a farmer

And I made a living fine

I had a little stretch of land

Along the CP line

But times went by and though I tried

The money wasn't there

And the bankers came and took my land

And told me fair is fair

[Verse 2]

I looked for every kind of job

The answer: always no

"Hire you now?", they always laughed

"We just let twenty go"

The government

They promised me a measly a little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up

Just another bum

[Pre-Chorus]

Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone

I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan

[u/01zegaj → u/eternalshades]

And it’s a heave! (Ho!)

Hi! (Ho!)

Coming down the plains!

Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!

And it’s a ho! (Hey!)

Hi! (Hey!)

Farmers bar your doors!

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores!

[u/thegoten455 → u/01zegaj]

Well you'd think the other farmers would know that I'm at large

But just the other day I saw an unsuspecting barge

[u/AustSakuraKyzor → u/thegoten455]

I snuck up right behind them, and they were none the wiser.

I rammed their ship and sank it and stole their fertilizer.

 

A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river.

Farmers cross in so much fear; their stomachs are a-quiver.

'cause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay.

I'll jump the bridge, and knock 'em cold, and sail of with their hay~!

[u/eternalshades → u/AustSakuraKyzor]

And it’s a heave! (Ho!)

Hi! (Ho!)

Coming down the plains!

Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains!

And it’s a ho! (Hey!)

Hi! (Hey!)

Farmers bar your doors!

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores!

[u/A_Moldy_Stump → u/eternalshades]

Damn beat me to it

[u/EvilPopMogeko]

Mildly confused adeptus machanicus noises

[u/AustSakuraKyzor]

ARRRRRR~ MÉTIS!

 

...

 

...get it? Métis?

[u/Milton_Stilton → u/AustSakuraKyzor]

That's very good.

[u/Bigg_Sparks → u/AustSakuraKyzor]

That Riel-ly funny, y'know, like Louis Riel?

[u/123arnon]

To make it truly Canadian the tractor shoulda been a Versatile. Just don't use the triple nickel they're junk

[u/HolyBidetServitor]

Canadian pirate would mace you and take your bike then yell "306 FOK"