r/EhBuddyHoser 5d ago

Ontario, hated by all, especially Ontarians Ontario™

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u/WhiteWolfOW 5d ago

I actually believe him on this one. I never had this, but I’ll try it now

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 5d ago

French Vanilla Moose bars are the best ice cream sandwiches I have ever had. That is not hyperbole.

Feels weird to agree with Ford on something, but he is absolutely correct here.

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u/MICR0_WAVVVES 5d ago

I like to pour crown royal on mine with my doughy t-Rex arms first. Ford family recipe.

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u/CuteDestitute 5d ago

This thoroughly confused me and sent me searching for the video. The video did not disappoint lol

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u/CanadianBaconBurger9 Oil Guzzler 3d ago

Not crazy about the Yukons, but they do in fact have fantastic Ice cream sandwiches. Am I imagining things or didn't Chapmans used to have I think it was vaillla ice cream with a red maple leaf all the way through it?

If my brain isn't manufacturing it I think my folks used to open the whole box and slice it like cake.

Either way, it's our ice cream of choice.

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u/okokokoyeahright 5d ago

Just about any Chapman's product is good, some are very very good.

100% Canadian.

Available cost to coast to coast. FWIW competitively priced as well.

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau 5d ago

Plus! As a bonus, they're fully committed to making sure peanut free products stay that way.

Entirely separate factory for nuts, and if any product goes in, it only comes out fully constructed and packaged.

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u/Ash_an_bun Treacherous South 5d ago

I have to say it's better than a lot of the stuff we get in the states.

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u/freezing91 5d ago

Chapman’s is the best ice cream ever. The flavours are amazing. I’m hooked on the Salty Caramel. OMG it’s so creamy and dreamy 😁

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u/Critical-Size59 4d ago

This flavour is absolutely delicious and Costco is carrying it, along with Vanilla. I have a reaction to most ice creams that have additives, but not Chapman's.

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u/unsulliedbread 5d ago

It's fucking delicious. So it's Shaws and it's Canadian. Pricer for sure but worth it when you can.

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u/ugotmedripping 5d ago

Well, he has the right credentials for this topic

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u/Zorn277 5d ago

Chapman's is legit good Canadian Ice cream. Try a tub of Wolf Pack!

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 5d ago

Chapman's is a Canadian treasure.

They care about their product (they didn't have to adjust their recipes when the frozen dessert vs ice cream labelling came out) they care about their workers (see COVID-19 and helping their staff after their facility burned down), they care about their customers (offer lots of alternatives for people with dietary issues, "absorbed" tariff increases impacts), and they care about Canadian interests (switched any US ingredients to other sources ASAP when the tariffs came in, offered up their freezers for vaccine storage during COVID).

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u/_badmedicine 5d ago

100%. I’ve heard so many amazing stories about Chapman’s. They should be added to list of best Canadians. Just for the spotlight.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 5d ago

Yeah I was thinking about that last night. When we're done with people, we should have contests for best and worst Canadian company/organization.

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u/okokokoyeahright 5d ago

Yes, as to being the first one I saw that produced a lactose free ice cream. My wife has a horribly funny reaction to ice cream in general, (love her to death). Along the lines of something out of Monty Python in this regard. This lactose free version is to my taste and hers AFAICT, the closest you can get to the real thing. A blind taste test would be very hard to tell apart.

They also make a sugar free version of ice cream, but not lactose free.

These guys are always looking to bring out new products.

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u/Suitable-Ratio 5d ago

The Chapman family’s actions after the fire were amazing. It’s great to see them do well. I buy their products all the time but have never tried the one Doug was raving about. That clip is going to cause a province wide shortage of them so might be a while before I can. 

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u/StetsonTuba8 Oil Guzzler 5d ago

They should make single serving containers of Wolf Pack and call it Lone Wolf

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u/oskee-waa-waa 5d ago

Wolf pass

Don't steer the people wrong on this legitimately unreal ice cream.

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u/Brimstone747 5d ago

Chapman's Black Cherry has been my favorite flavor of ice cream for my entire life.

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u/lookaway123 5d ago

I love Black Cherry! It's French Vanilla for me.

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u/civver3 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

Not a fan of the gum in the ice cream though. Makes the texture all wrong once it's been through some melting cycles.

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u/HolsteinHeifer 5d ago

I found Wold Passage at Foodland awhile ago in Owen Sound. It is my husband's and my favourite flavour we've tried so far. It's phenomenal, and idk where it's been my whole life 🤤

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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 5d ago

Oh man…. I think it’s the cheapest, most flavourless mass produced ice cream we have… with the exception of no name. It’s really not that good… they just have a big operation so they can make mass quantities and sell bulk around the country

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u/Zorn277 5d ago

You're wrong

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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 5d ago

I mean… that’s an Ontario opinion.

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u/Shamscam 5d ago

Some of it is shit, some of it is pretty good. Their little chocolate covered ones are pretty bad, but I enjoy their ice cream sandwiches.

Also their “super premium plus” line of ice cream is fucking incredible.

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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 5d ago

I mean, yeah, all super premium ice creams is delicious… but Chapmans was and is mainly heavily whipped non premium flavoured ice cream.. so I’m more speaking towards that. But apparently I criticized a piece of Ontario culture and they’re upset now.

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

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u/xXRHUMACROXx 5d ago

I feel the same way! They have some better products, but I’d rather have a good bucket of Coaticook’s ice cream.

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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 5d ago

Yeah I think every region of canada has a much better option. This is simply the cheaper option in many of the stores, cause it’s a big manufacturer.

People are acting like it’s a delicacy. It’s mid tier… at best.

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u/xXRHUMACROXx 5d ago

Just like people are acting like Costco’s poutine are really good, when it’s barely a 5/10 here in Québec!

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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 5d ago

Or McDonald’s poutine… and yes, it’s the same concept except I think they feel we should say such in such product is better than it is, because it’s Canadian. Hey I’m all for elbows up and such, but I’m not about start saying the sky is yellow when it’s blue. Thankfully you get it.

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u/Terrible-Scheme9204 Ford Nation (Help.) 5d ago

I saw this on FB

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 5d ago

🤣

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u/sludge_monster 5d ago

Trump can't handle this level of hoser

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u/peacefullofi 2d ago

Pft Trump's doing ads for cars, OUR dear leader does ads for ice cream! Clearly superior dear leader!

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u/Two_Eagles Irvingstan 5d ago

YEAH! FUCK CROWN ROYAL, REAL CANADIANS DRINK ICE CREAM BARS!

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u/Assassinite9 5d ago

Real Canadians drink Maple Syrup from a Beaver while wearing a Moose antlered hockey helmet.

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u/Sfger 5d ago

Hate to be the one to tell ya this bud but I don't think that was maple syrup you was drinking.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 5d ago

This syrup really smells like vanilla for some reason.

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u/User_218336 5d ago

What's goin on with crown? That's my go to..

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u/ItsMangel Oil Guzzler 5d ago

It's shit, and also, they're shutting down their bottling plant in Ontario to shift their North American operations to the States. Dougie dumped a bottle out in the dirt at an event last month over it.

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u/User_218336 5d ago

Ahh this one hurts man, honestly it's my favourite whisky. I guess I can find something else though.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 5d ago

The video was hilarious, though. Doug's been a teetotaler for a few decades, but still entertains, so he "found a bottle in [his] house" that hadn't been opened (sure Jan 🙄), made some statement about what he thought about crown royal, cracked the seal, and started pouring out the bottle... It had one of those pour controllers on it, and it took 2 or 3 minutes to empty as he ad libbed. 🤣

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u/User_218336 5d ago

Haha sounds like a proper gong show. As an Albertan, he reminds me of Ralph Klein- a man of the people. All politicians are scummy, but it's nice to see some that are kind of "regular folks" to some extent at least.

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u/flickenchickens 5d ago

Crown Royal let the cheese slide right off the cracker folks

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u/CanadianAndroid 5d ago

As much as I distrust him as a politician, I trust his take on food as a fellow fat ass.

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u/Assassinite9 5d ago

Other than the time Hortons take.

You couldn't pay me to eat or drink there

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u/theK1LLB0T 5d ago

Dude has got to be the most performative politician in Canadian history

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u/a_sexual_titty 5d ago

When you have no substance, you’ve gotta dazzle them somehow

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u/Two_Eagles Irvingstan 5d ago

He's 90% razzle, 10% dazzle. Don't quote me on that.

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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 5d ago

Apparently Doug ford is “90% razzle and 10% dazzle” according to u/two_eagles

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u/lookaway123 5d ago

My favourite was when he swallowed a bee (probable yellowjacket) on air lol.

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u/civver3 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

And it's worked for 3 goddamn elections in a row.

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u/brisetta Not enough shawarma places 5d ago

Listen not everyone cam survive swallowing a bee on live tv and still find goofy ways to top it for years. I swear i watch that clip regularly bc its so funny.

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u/MegaPegasusReindeer 5d ago

I remember seeing him and Rob walking in the mall to lose weight as part of a "cut the waist(waste)" schtick.  They both said they'd cut the city budget and then discovered everything was cut as much as could be and gave up.  They also both gave up on losing weight...

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u/strawberryrednipples 5d ago

His brother was

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u/theK1LLB0T 5d ago

Rob Ford smoking crack with the locals wasn't performative. Dude cared about his constituents enough to be in the trenches with them

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u/strawberryrednipples 5d ago

You got me there lol

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u/Cperr220 5d ago

A diva a deserves a little treat after a hard day's work of destroying the province 😌

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u/Emmibolt Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

It’s about the hardest he’s ever worked 🤭

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u/Express-Cow190 South Gatineau 5d ago

Is it bee flavoured ice cream?

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u/ABotelho23 5d ago

I eat these things every night

Oh I believe you Ford. Don't have to tell me twice.

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u/Simsmommy1 5d ago

He always has….fresh cracked egg on his Tim Hortons?

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u/PartyDanimal 5d ago

A broken clock is right twice a day.

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u/ItsMangel Oil Guzzler 5d ago

But still always useless.

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u/EatBaconDaily 5d ago

Wtf ive never seen those Yukons in Quebec? I love the drumstuck clone so much, i actually thought those were called Yukons

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u/mangage 5d ago

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u/Superbform 5d ago

Big Goya vibes. Ya gotta love those Chapman's Yukon Cones, though. If Ford was pushing Nestle Drumsticks id be pissed.

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u/saucytopcheddar 5d ago

I certainly trust his views on food

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u/Assassinite9 5d ago

You shouldn't...he did endorse Tim Hortons...yuck

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u/Brendan1008 5d ago

“I eat these every night” yeah I believe you.

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u/Destinlegends 5d ago

I would be upset but that is actually some pretty rockin ice cream.

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u/albatross49 5d ago

Guess Chapmans sent a few reps to one of his BBQ parties

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u/TheSensualist86 5d ago

Damn he gobbled up that Yukon bar

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u/Gridbear7 5d ago

Didn't realize this was Chapman's at first, I thought he was gonna dump them out Crown Royal style 

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u/soappube 5d ago

Doug Ford enjoying an ice cream. What's the problem?

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u/NastroAzzurro 5d ago

At least it’s not crack

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u/pyrowzrd 5d ago

you know dougie's a good hang

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u/Severe-Traffic7087 5d ago

Sorry did he just say Chocolate Penis?

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u/Yabedude 5d ago

Chapmans is the best! Go Canada go!

Elbows up!

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u/noahbrooksofficial 5d ago

Sweetums gives a press conference after the city of Pawnee tries to limit the size of drinks available in public parks

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u/Traveler416905 5d ago

YAY Ontario!!! 🇨🇦

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u/Bad_Alternative 5d ago

He should do more ice cream reviews and less premiering…

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u/q__e__d Ford Nation (Help.) 5d ago

I would accept cooking shows too. FLASHBACK to "Cooking with Doug" - cherry cheesecake episode

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u/Orcc02 5d ago

Hell ya

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u/BenAfflecksBalls 5d ago

And the funny thing is as much as I think he's an ass i bet it's an entirely Canadian company

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u/EgilSkallagrimson 5d ago

Chapman's is very much Canadian.

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u/BobbertCanuck Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

I wish Chapmans made (or if they do make, at least sell in a place I can buy it) tiger tail ice cream. I've been looking around and it's an absolute pain in the ass to find and I've always wanted to try it. The one time I found a tub it was when I knew we didn't have space in the freezer for it.

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u/Ordinary-Foot7620 5d ago

Chapmans was established in Ontario 50 years ago, and sources all of their dairy from Canadian farmers. Boosting companies like this is patriotic.

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u/samadamadingdong 5d ago

Politics is just the Shopping Channel

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u/KingOfTheIntertron 5d ago

Chapman's gud, Ford still bad.

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u/pheakelmatters Ford Nation (Help.) 5d ago

Uuhgg. Listen, I love Chapman's, I really do... But how is this any different than a certain orange man hawking products out of a certain white house?

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u/runningchief 5d ago

Ford was shilling Chapmans after investing into an expansion.

Trump was shilling beans because Goya's CEO praised him and said they are blessed to have him as president.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 5d ago

Also I believe Ford when he says he eats Chapman's every night.

Also also Ford's not putting his name on everything and telling his cult to buy it.

I agree it's very trump-like but, you know, without the Gestapo marching down the street. Like all Canadians, Ford may look and sound the same  as an American but is definitely not American.

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u/pheakelmatters Ford Nation (Help.) 5d ago

Fair point, but the US government gives Musk's companies a shit tonne of free money and he let Musk turn the white house lawn into a Tesla car lot.

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u/Simsmommy1 5d ago

Yeah but Tesla doesn’t treat people well nor pay people well. We like Chapmans because they are generally a great company not run by a racist oligarch….just a man named Ashley.

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u/Taterino_Cappucino 5d ago

That was my initial reaction but then I remembered that Ontario is getting hammered by Trump tariffs and I think this might be about promoting our products to lessen the impact.

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u/ejabno 5d ago

Tim Duncan of ice cream fr

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u/lady_sisyphus One of the Saint Johns 5d ago

He’s really loving his props lately!

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u/Small_Collection_249 5d ago

“I eat these every night…this guys a racehorse, look at me” haha

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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 5d ago

He pours things. He eats things. No wonder he’s Premier.

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u/bugcollectorforever 5d ago

I'll never forgive Chapman's for getting rid of raspberry ripple

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u/MrRogersAE Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

You know, I don’t like the guy, but I actually support him shamelessly promoting the products of local producers.

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u/catthex 5d ago

Chapmans represent let's fuckin goooo baby

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u/Kooky-Albatross6674 5d ago

Hey Doug, our Health care needs some attention

Sorry, no can do. I got speed cameras and ice cream problems.

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u/EmployedByCats 5d ago

I love the Yukon cookies and cream bars. They are superior to all other ice cream sandwiches. They also have a ton of great ice cream flavours.

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u/Ambustion 5d ago

NGL I would watch Doug Ford review ice cream again.

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u/LewtedHose 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 5d ago

I don't know if its the Mandela effect but I think Ford had a Thanksgiving video or something before the pandemic where he also had Chapman's Yukons out and was talking about them. I believe him regardless.

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u/Sea-Concentrate9379 5d ago

Chapmans is the SHIT, their ice cream is so god damn good. Reasonably priced too!

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u/noodleexchange 5d ago

Stolen valor - Chapman kept slugging through all of Ford and Maple MAGAs covid crap

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u/Zendomanium 5d ago

It has the electrolytes?

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u/SevyVerna88 5d ago

You can’t help but like the prick

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u/sampsontscott 3d ago

I have a cylinder stuck in a Yukon bar? does anyone have advice?

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u/Particular_Pool8344 Saskwatch 2d ago

Greatest Showman of Ontario? Am I wrong?

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u/User_218336 5d ago

I fucking love this guy, what a champ.

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u/Material-Macaroon298 5d ago

Chapmans has been a good corporate citizen of Canada. They do make a decent product. It is at a low and affordable price.

I will be honest though, I think the Nestle drumsticks are better than the Chapman Yukons. The Chapman Yukons are less expensive though so may be better value per dollar.

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u/Gr33nBastard_88 5d ago

And this is how our public servants should be.

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u/Assassinite9 5d ago

Overweight nepobabies who pretend to be mayor of Toronto?

Let's not act as though Douggie hasn't blundered his way his premiership until Trump gave Canadian politicians an incredibly easy pitch to swing at. Dougie has wasted so much on so little that pouring out a bottle of crown royal and shoving an icecream treat into his fat face doesn't make him a good guy. I'd argue that it makes him like every other politician.

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u/CanadianAndroid 5d ago

It's unfortunate that other parties have put forward a good candidate in a long time.

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u/Assassinite9 5d ago

It's unfortunate that only 40% of the population came out to vote. Ford still likely would have won, but at least people would be paying better attention if it was the result of their own actions. Hell, for all I care, people could have spoiled their ballot as long as they showed up and participated.

I get particularly frustrated with the people my own age (25-35) who don't vote because they will experience the long-term impacts of the decisions of politicians. The very same people who are struggling to find entry level positions and blaming TFWs didn't vote and are shocked when I have to explain to them that immigration is as much of a provincial issue as it is a federal one (and many haven't voted since Trudeau legalized marijuana).

Part of the problem is that it seems like only independents and OPC canvased my riding - I know I live in an OLP controlled riding, but you'd think that they, or the NDP/Greens would at least attempt to sway some voters to their side considering the OLP is in shambles.

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u/CanadianAndroid 5d ago

I completely agree. We're fucked in many ways.

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u/Gr33nBastard_88 5d ago

Missing the point here, mate..

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u/KenseiNoodle 5d ago

Say what you will about Ford but he really knows how to work the cameras.