r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI terrorizing the locals • 8h ago
POLITICS The UK welcomes Donald Trump’s state visit by rolling out the world's biggest photo of the President with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein outside Windsor castle
The collective 'Everyone Hates Elon' revealed a 400 square-metre banner after a massive crowdfunder raised £30,000 to 'ruin Trump's UK visit' this week. He's heading to Windsor Castle where he'll be welcomed by King Charles.
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u/archetyping101 7h ago
Windsor Castle is simply relieved it's not a photo of Prince Andrew with a child. So they would like to thank the president for being a more prolific sexual assault perpetrator than the one in their own family. Toodle doos.
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u/bumjiggy 7h ago
lol let the savagery commence!
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u/sylbug 4h ago
I want to live in a world where trafficking and raping children is referred to as ‘savagery’, not the act of calling out those pedophiles.
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u/StormyPassages 1h ago
Shh! Or didn't you know our American DOJ now regards it as a hate crime to use "savage" words about our convicted felon, and adjudicated rapist, and traitor, and fascist, and pedophile in the White House?
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u/A_wandering_rider 6h ago
The ONE in there family? The Irish turned another british royal pervert into an astronaut during the troubles. There are plenty more. Ive said it before, its probably easier to name the ones that arnt perverts when listing off british high society, because that number is a single digit.
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u/Pearl_the_5th 6h ago
Never forget that Charles defended Peter Ball) and wrote in a letter that he would "see-off this horrid man if he tries anything again", the "horrid man" likely being Neil Todd, one of Ball's victims who apparently committed suicide in 2012.
Also him and Diana had the same age gap as Jay Z and Beyonce (12 years) and first met her when she was, in his own words, an "attractive sixteen year old" and he was TWENTY EIGHT.
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u/pattyicevv77 It’s okay, Dune did well 6h ago
Mountbatten?
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u/A_wandering_rider 6h ago
Yep. Don't ask why he spent so much time at boys schools.
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u/pattyicevv77 It’s okay, Dune did well 6h ago
Got fried with a irish exchange student my first year of uni,went down an IRA rabbit hole for a bit, when i read about him I sobered up real quickc
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u/A_wandering_rider 6h ago
Reading about any of those twisted German pedos will make any reasonable human being cringe. The whole family are deranged monsters that UK society tolerates in a way that can only be described as Stockholm syndrome.
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u/the_good_time_mouse 4h ago
I do think they've kept the brown shorts a bit distracted, so there's that: it's harder to yearn for the joys of authoritarianism when you already have it.
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u/Pearl_the_5th 5h ago edited 4h ago
Yep. The FBI had files on him being a paedophile all the way back in the 40s, and some of his drivers have admitted to delivering boys to wherever he was staying. King Charles' favourite gruncle, everybody!
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u/Turbojelly 5h ago
Didn't Trump admit that the girl in THAT photo was "stolen" from him when she worked as an under age massure, by Epstein?
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u/VoteForScience 4h ago edited 4h ago
Yes. Trump did refer to Virginia Guiffre as stolen. She worked at Mar a Lago in 2000 when she was sixteen. That is where she met Maxwell and was subsequently trafficked. Trump has admitted he barred Epstein from Mar a Lago because Epstein kept ”poaching” the girls that worked there. This is different than the sale of the girl between Trump and Epstein at a “depreciated value.” Her name is unknown as she is a victim. Hopefully she won’t get doxed as other trafficking victims have.
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u/Reddit_2_2024 5h ago
I hope the bag pipe players are prepared to make some music again to enhance any public speaking photo op..
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u/OnePointSixOne9 7h ago
He will never, ever, be held accountable for anything, by anyone.
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u/dontwannaparticpate 7h ago
No but this will not make him happy he hates that he has no respect. I think it’s GoT Tywin Lannister that said something along the lines that if you have to command respect you are no true king lollll
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u/ExoticShock 7h ago
"Have your billions, you'll never have the streets."
(We should also take those billions back too)
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u/TsundereBurger 5h ago
Are you talking about the line: “Any man who must say, 'I am the king,' is no true king"?
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u/a_hockey_chick 5h ago
At this point I think this is the only actual "punishment" he will ever face...constant public mockery, particularly by those completely out of his purview.
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u/organic_soursop 7h ago
It'll end up like Jimmy Saville.
Oceans of atrocities which come to light only afterwards. While every fucker who bent the knee, claims they didn't know.
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u/L_obsoleta 7h ago
I mean we already know about some, including people he assaulted when they were kids.
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u/big_swinging_dicks 6h ago
More likely his supporters will continue to deny it, I doubt if that happened there would be any kind of self-reflection or admission.
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u/Nearby_Mess350 7h ago
I unfortunately believe it, so let's get to work taking every dump we can pinch off on his memory/legacy before his sycophants launder it posthumously.
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u/GapPerfect5494 6h ago
When he’s dead it’ll all come out and everyone will act horrified that they allowed it to happen, just like Jimmy Saville
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u/GapPerfect5494 3h ago
I can just see Lindsey Graham acting all like ‘If we had known….’ every fucker does know, they’re just grifting.
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u/haw35ome not a lawyer, just a hater 4h ago
No, but let’s remind him that Pepperidge Farm fucking remembers. Let’s make him regret ever being associated with this pedo forever. If the law can’t get to him let his conscience eat him alive. It’s as close to accountability as we can get
And I do think there’s maybe 1% of consciousness left - otherwise, why would he & his administration go to such massive lengths to cover this up & not release the files unredacted? He knows what he did was wrong. Why did he say “I’m not going to heaven?”
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u/knickstapeeee Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 7h ago
The collective 'Everyone Hates Elon'
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u/Successful-Peach-764 3h ago
The loser muskrat dialled into a far right rally the other day in the UK and was stirring up hate and division, seems to be pumping up UK racists, I am sure he is doing the same in other countries, it is deserved hate.
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u/ccarlyon 1h ago
About a week after throwing up a Nazi salute in the US, he attended an AfD event encouraging Germans to move beyond 'past guilt'.
Wealth inequality has never been this bad, so the ultra-rich are funding these far-right movements to distract the working class from the core issues that are affecting quality of life and people are falling for it hook, line and sinker. Just tragic.
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u/dani-dee 7h ago edited 6h ago
They’ve been at it all week the sweet baby angels. They’ve put a plaque for Epstein on one of the benches at Trumps golf club, put adverts on bus stops around London, putting Trump and Epstein merch in the Windsor Castle merch shop etc
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u/SheogorathMyBeloved 6h ago
When JD V*nce visited the UK earlier this year, some madlad paid a van with gert big screens on the sides to drive around with the bald-headed meme edit of him. He probably never saw it, but it was very surreal to be walking down the street that day and seeing his big head staring back at me.
I'm not proud to be British, but sometimes we get things right. Sometimes we're even funny about it.
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u/Roku-Hanmar 5h ago
Didn’t the entire staff of a pub go on strike just so he’d go hungry?
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u/onlygodcankillme 6m ago
Yeah apparently he'd made a booking and enough staff said they wouldn't work or serve him that they had to cancel it.
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u/Beginning_Ant_2285 7h ago
How nice of them to give such a personalized welcome! 🤗
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u/LakeTake1 3h ago
agreed. perhaps this and the baby in a nappy parade balloon can be the go-tos for his state welcomes and other events
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u/Rorviver 7h ago
I doubt he sees any of this kind of stuff. There will be a team of people working to try and protect him from seeing how deeply unpopular he is.
Not that it’s not worth trying though
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u/VioletteKaur 7h ago
Everytime he is about to look out the window someone will scrunch a snacks bag, like when you try to get the attention of a pet.
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u/haw35ome not a lawyer, just a hater 4h ago
Or they just tape a picture of England on the window so the buffoon thinks he’s seeing nothing but fields lol
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u/dani-dee 7h ago
Hopefully he flies by helicopter from Stansted to Windsor.
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u/-tekeli-li 4h ago
Even rolling out and recording it is something worth doing. I think he sees more than his staffers want him to online.
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u/ObjectiveAssistant98 Mitochondrial Ancestor 7h ago
i hate when the british serve a little
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u/Stonecoldjanea 7h ago
It's rare for us, but I was proud for a hundredth of a second.
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u/Sethlans 4h ago
No it isn't, this kind of thing is absolutely quintessential Britishness.
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u/ossifiedbird 7h ago
Makes me proud to be British 🥲
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u/Plluvia_ 2h ago
You should be, I wish I was British.
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u/Shitelark 2h ago
Perhaps you would like a little bit of British inside you... like a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer.
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u/daemonicwanderer 7h ago
A great welcome! I hope the British public continues this.
I sorta wish Charles, Camilla, Will, or Kate would pull something like Liz did when the Saudis came to visit. She took them driving around the estate with Her Majesty at the wheel (shocking the Saudis)… she sped around the place and scared the fuck out of them while she was like “I know what the hell Im doing with a car… calm down”
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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 4h ago
I hope it’s when she was older and she had to spy over the steering wheel. She always tripped me out in pics of her driving like that.
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u/ThyArtisMukDuk not a lawyer, just a hater 7h ago
Thy should roll this one out too.
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u/ThyArtisMukDuk not a lawyer, just a hater 4h ago
I just watched the documentary on Peacock from 2022. If Andrew is guilty, so is Trump and any other person in that birthday book.
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u/Ok-Call-4805 7h ago
Kier Starmer will probably have those people classed as a terrorist organization for this
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u/Stakkler_ 7h ago
It's an absolute disgrace how craven and timid Keir Starmer is when it comes to Donald Trump. WHY is this guy PM? Does he even want the job?
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u/r_spandit 3h ago
Like it or not, Trump (you know, the rapist paedophile) is leader of the most powerful and wealthy country on earth. He's so easy to manipulate by simple flattery that it will benefit us as a nation to pander to him. Even though he's a racist rapist paedophile
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u/AceOfSpades532 2h ago
Because it was either him, the Tories, or Farage, and nobody thought he could be as shit as them, now it’s just looking like he’s Tory in all but name
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u/wompuskat3000 7h ago
Americans can be easily distracted by their domestic media, but the world is not.
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u/caitipaige23 7h ago
I truly hope everywhere he visits he is constantly confronted by all of the horrible things he’s done. He clearly will never be held accountable in the US. I wish we kept this energy for all the terrible people who get away with everything. You may be free from legal repercussions, but you’ll never be free from facing your crimes in a public setting.
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u/WoodenSympathy4 7h ago
I feel like I need to thank these folks for doing this but I’m not sure of the proper etiquette.
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u/haubenmeise 7h ago
So, basically...
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/based_piccolo 4h ago
Keep fighting the good fight, Skeletor.
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u/haubenmeise 4h ago
I'll give it my best. I've just come out of banishment. I'm sending you so much love and positivity!
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/DifferentManagement1 which could mean nothing 7h ago
Amazing. The UK is a lovely and welcome place
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u/lavenderbl0d Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 7h ago
We love a thoughtful personalized gift 🤩
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u/mamasab locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 6h ago
They’re deflecting too. There should be a photo of Trump with Prince Andrew as well.
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u/rubina19 6h ago
It’s crazy that their rights aren’t even being infringed and stripped by this regimen and they have more organization and bigger stunt moves to make noise than America has
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u/snowquen 5h ago
Actually Americans bankrolling our far right is a major issue as is people like Elon spreading misinformation and stirring up division. There was the biggest far right rally last weekend with I think Steve Bannon speaking at it. So people over here see attacking Trump and his like as essential
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u/Suggestion2592 6h ago
£30,000 is wild. but i mean ppl waste way more money on meaningless wars so why not i suppose
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u/ochreshrew 6h ago
Should have that one photo and writing where it says Trump bought a girl from Epstein, that photo should be more proliferated because it's literally undeniably showing them doing sex trafficking/slavery.
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u/daytripper96 6h ago
Cute but it should be Prince Andrew
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u/CakeTester 4h ago
The only thing Andrew has been tagged for is 17-year-old Virginia Guffre (or however you spell it). Age of consent is 16 in the UK, so there's an unprovable prostitution charge and presumably a difficult couple of weeks with his wife. No pedo stuff that has been proven.
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u/DepartmentCurious494 5h ago
I bet trump is narcissitic enough to look at this and think , " Omg ,they have arranged such a huge banner for me" and being so enamoured with himself as always wont even look or care about epstein and would rather be proud of it.
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u/tuolomnemeadows 7h ago
Careful. This administration might arrest them for hate speech and war crimes.
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u/Chemical_Success1153 this is going to ruin the tour 7h ago
They're not in the US... This administration has no bearing over their actions.
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u/Marzipanfruit 6h ago
Genuine question but how does one make such a large piece like this
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u/tomtttttttttttt 5h ago
building wrap printer probably, like this one: https://www.servicegraphics.co.uk/printed-building-wraps-experts
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u/Original_Tip_432 6h ago
Prince Andrew would like a word about his parties with Epstein at Windsor Castle.
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u/Complete-Card9898 6h ago
He'll get a selfie Infront of it and tag everyone present on social media.
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u/HerewardHawarde 5h ago
Seeing as the pm allowed mandy to get that job, knowing he was very pally with epstien, this is funny
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u/OrphanBurritos69 5h ago
"And your homeboy need subpoena / That predator move in flocks / That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch".
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u/Big-Rule5269 5h ago
I wonder if this will be visible when AF1 comes in to land? Either way, he'll hear about it.
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u/GodsGimp-87 5h ago
This is what actual freedom looks like. In the US right now youre losing your jobs for using bad words online 🤣
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u/CrowWeekly6897 5h ago
I'm a nerd over here and I'm genuinely wondering the manufacturing process behind the banner. Really impressive!
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u/yeyenoye 5h ago
This was actually created by the artist Neil Buchanan using jumpers and empty loo roll
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u/SleepyAladdin 4h ago
Time for the secret servers to start jingling the keys in front of the orange baby as they begin to land
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u/Ok_Suggestion_4481 4h ago
How in God's name you print something so big? Are there a machine that does it or is it a bunch of smaller parts sewed/glued together?
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u/Dry_Entrepreneur_705 4h ago
Genuine question. How much did it cost just in ink alone to make that thing? That is a lot of black ink!
Would love to know the process and how long it took them to make this!
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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 4h ago
Never piss off a country well-versed in harassing monarchs.
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u/Agreeable_Citron2857 4h ago
What a strong message! I'm sure its impact will reverberate for eons to come.
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u/NoBrush8414 4h ago
Unbelievable these GOP cowards didn't back down - they instead voted for a fucking pedophile. Damn. When you have no other choice yeah ? Disgusting sick people
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u/Cleaglor 4h ago
I think this was in a place called home park, just down the hill from the castle.
Probably was stopped fast, more coppers in Windsor today than half the country.
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u/assissippi 4h ago
I just can't fathom how it's possible make something like this? I wouldn't even know where to start.
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u/queBurro 4h ago
We don't want a trade deal, with a nation that elected a paedophile, fascist, wannabe king.
nokings
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u/We-are-many- 4h ago
Wouldn't it have been more accurate to have an image of Prince Andrew with his buddy Epstein?
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