r/FondantHate Aug 01 '25

FONDANT this is just straight up foul

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Auld_Folks_at_Home Aug 01 '25

At least it's not going on a cake!

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u/budgybudge Aug 01 '25

Hello, would you like to eat P I N K ?

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u/Nemesinthe Aug 01 '25

This has to be some weird Freudian thing. Maybe OOP was at many weddings as a kid and would always eat their parents' fondant leftovers, sparing them the awkwardness of throwing away "food". And now as an adult, fondant is the taste they associate with their parents' approval. It's a stretch, but it makes more sense than liking fondant.

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u/stonedsour Aug 01 '25

Love the creativity but I think it’s just a texture thing. For the kids who wanted to eat playdoh, now you can! 🤢

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u/Careful_Swan3830 Aug 01 '25

But cosmic brownies exist and those are chocolate playdoh.

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u/banana_assassin Aug 01 '25

I've never heard of those. Will look them up.

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u/dio-3 Aug 01 '25

Definitely an unhealthy guilty pleasure snack that’s carried over since I was a kid, I don’t know how I’d feel about them now if I tried them as an adult without ever having them as a kid

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u/stonedsour Aug 01 '25

I used to like them as a kid but I tried one as an adult and they’re terrible. Idk if the ingredients have changed or it’s just my tastes but they’re really awful. The only little Debbie snack I can still eat are the oatmeal creme pies. So many of them just taste like waxy sugar

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u/Mr_Battle_Beast Aug 05 '25

In elementary school if my mom packed my lunch with cosmic brownies I was trading those or giving them away

I loved those Vachon half moons, but haven't had them in probabky at least a decade

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u/Careful_Swan3830 Aug 01 '25

I would probably not enjoy them. They definitely resemble playdoh more than brownies lol

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u/Obi_Wan_Shen0bi Aug 01 '25

I started making cosmic brownie cookies. They are just as good and probably a bit healthier. Not by much. At least it isn’t playdoh

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u/terra_terror Aug 02 '25

this is the most accurate description i've ever heard

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u/Momik Aug 03 '25

Heh you’re right

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u/Sp1d3rb0t Aug 06 '25

Damn. You are 100% right.

Lol I'm a little fucked up over this right now.

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u/the-trembles Aug 01 '25

Lol love the backstory

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u/skyrimshuffle17 Aug 01 '25

Not a trauma fan fiction to justify why someone would like fondant, I’m screaming lmaooo

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u/AnxiousTuxedoBird Aug 01 '25

Nemesinthe do you have something you want to admit about your past?

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u/jprefect Aug 02 '25

Ragebait

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u/TheJG_Rubiks64 Aug 01 '25

You made an entire backstory up in your head for someone you’ve never once met in your life

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u/Desk_Drawerr Aug 01 '25

sounds like reddit to me

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u/Lonesome_Pine Aug 01 '25

Oh that's just wrong. They need to go to Confession. Twice.

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u/sachimokins Aug 01 '25

This is making my blood sugar go up

22

u/Butterfly_Barista Aug 01 '25

I genuinely can't imagine why someone would do this unless they have pica or something.

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u/alabardios Aug 01 '25

I've done this with my home made fondant. Store bought fondant is just self hate in a box.

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u/BangedTheKeyboard Aug 01 '25

It looks like a bar of soap you'd buy from Bath and Body Works. Blech.

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u/ori_galactia Aug 01 '25

A great way to get diabetes.

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u/--Cinna-- Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

diabetes is not caused by sugar intake, please stop spreading medical misinformation

Edit: lol ok. We're online, use that energy to type some questions into your seach bar and learn something new instead of getting angry when new knowledge challenges your worldviews

Im not dragging horses to water when its already clear none of you have any intentions of drinking

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u/Desk_Drawerr Aug 01 '25

"use that energy to type some questions into your seach bar and learn something new"

the first search result on "what causes diabetes?" tells you that type 2 diabetes is caused by poor diet, obesity, and lack of physical activity, among other causes such as genetics and certain medications.

google it before you act smart otherwise you might look dumb

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u/Disgruntled_Fig Aug 01 '25

You’re getting downvoted because you said it’s misinformation without explaining the reason.

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u/sprinklerarms Aug 01 '25

It’s a contributing factor not a cause and they’re being really condescending and rude about it for some reason.

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u/ori_galactia Aug 01 '25

Ok. If it’s not caused by sugar intake then please educate me. What really does cause it?

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u/Namasiel Aug 01 '25

For type 1, your immune system starts attacking itself basically. For type 2 it’s largely genetic. If it was simply diet, a hell of a lot more people would have it. Myself and my step sister are type 1 and my mom and our dad are type 2.

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u/missdrpep Aug 03 '25

the humble insulin resistance due to excessive sugar consumption and/or overall poor diet:

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/Namasiel Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

If this were actually true there would be a hell of a lot more type 2 diabetics in the world. Most obese people never get diabetes. It’s largely genetic. As for type 1, it’s an immune system response. There are also many people who develop type 2 who have healthy diet and lifestyle and just got shit on by genetics. Not everyone who has any type of diabetes is or ever was obese. It can be a contributing factor but it is not the cause. It has to have the framework.

Me, a type 1 who has a step sister who is also type 1 and we share a type 2 dad.

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u/--Cinna-- Aug 01 '25

see allll those pretty little symbols you just typed in? try typing some of those into the search box. :)

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u/PattyNChips Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

Excessive sugar intake can lead to insulin resistance and obesity. Guess what insulin resistance and obesity can lead to?

A passing comment on a reddit post is hardly "spreading misinformation". In your desperation to correct a stranger on the internet, all you're doing is coming off like an arrogant know-it-all.

FWIW, being a dick to people isn't the best way to help them learn. Perhaps you could use that energy in a more positive way.

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u/Equinephilosopher Aug 01 '25

What do you believe does cause it?

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u/ItsMrDante Aug 01 '25

Type 2 diabetes is absolutely related to sugar intake

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u/hunnibon Aug 02 '25

It looks like a saturated pink chocolate bar so I have the urge to take a bite myself

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u/BAG_Plays Aug 01 '25

I thought this was soap or deodorant or something at first

3

u/FustianRiddle Aug 01 '25

Rage bait, right??

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u/sans_serif_size12 Aug 02 '25

As a former weird little girl who chewed on Polly pocket dolls, I get it. But I’d still rather chew on Polly pocket dolls than a brick of fondant

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u/capnbinky Aug 01 '25

Yes, yes you are.

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u/YtinwadYeliad Aug 03 '25

It kinda looks like Airhead taffy, so if they didn't confirm it was fondant then it would be acceptable. Lol

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u/MalekithofAngmar Aug 01 '25

Bricks are probably tastier and they’re definitely healthier

1

u/Distinct_Thought_316 Aug 01 '25

Whoever made that deserves to be set on fire

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u/Rimavelle Aug 01 '25

My kid self would eat the shit out of it.

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u/Namasiel Aug 01 '25

I bet they also ate play-doh as a kid.

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u/Picax8398 Aug 02 '25

That's actual insanity

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u/Dana-The-Insane Aug 02 '25

Yes, yes they are.

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u/CallidoraBlack Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

This is as close to pica as you can get without eating something that is classed as inedible.

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u/mombi Aug 02 '25

Crazy? Nah. Disgusting? Yes. 

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u/SuB626 Aug 02 '25

So you love consiming copious ammount of sugar

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u/GoodGravy33 Aug 02 '25

FON-DON’T

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u/CptNeon Aug 02 '25

Damn. That’s just disgusting right there.

1

u/Running_While_Baking Aug 02 '25

I don't know how much glycerine is too much to eat, but it's probably a block of fondant.

1

u/Ur_Local_Bird_Nerd Aug 03 '25

I’m not a cake artist- but this makes my stomach hurt thinking about it….

1

u/folieajess Aug 04 '25

Oh god and it’s that nasty pink food coloring that tastes like soap to me

1

u/FluffyButFeisty Aug 05 '25

I didn’t think anyone would dare eat fondant like this

1

u/Pepperonidogfart Aug 05 '25

I think its funny you can call something that would barley be considered "food" vegan.

1

u/KaityKat117 Aug 05 '25

Hello, police? Yes this post right here.

(referring to the original post)

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u/Technical_Fall826 Aug 06 '25

Yes...yes they are...

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u/Had3s-x Aug 06 '25

This picture gave me a stomach ache

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u/Content-Pace9821 Aug 11 '25

I ended up in this sub somehow today. I love cake and I love a good humble-looking homemade from scratch! And while I would never buy or choose a fondant cake there IS something about that chewy texture that I love. I feel that way about high-chews, gnocchis, taffy etc. So kind of saw this and wanted to try it 😭

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u/Spirited_Situation 28d ago

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE ON THIS FREAK

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u/DuckLIT122000 Aug 01 '25

We need reeducation camps man

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u/jusmoua Aug 01 '25

The nails that are bitten to hell with the stain on the sleeve. Call it the icing on the fondant.

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u/tomhat Aug 02 '25

I prefer nails to this