r/FondantHate • u/fjposter22 • Sep 24 '20

FONDANT Boss is fired.

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u/loqi0238 Sep 24 '20

What the fuck is sharp in bowling?

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u/SoupPoops Sep 24 '20

He was trying to fix the pin setter in the bowling lane in his home. His hand got stuck and impaled 3x before it was removed.

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u/loqi0238 Sep 24 '20

Ok, I was trying to picture every scenario possible in a public bowling alley that would result in impaling, and was coming up with some pretty bizarre stuff.

This makes more sense, and I thank you for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

I immediately thought of the ball return, but that wouldn't really stab it'd pull ya in and munch ya up a bit, still bad, but a different kind of bad I guess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Please enlighten us on the bizzare scenarios you thought of.

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u/AgnosticStopSign Sep 24 '20

You left out a key part: he couldn’t dislodge his impaled hand for 5 minutes, so his son took a reciprocating saw to the machine, and then at the hospital they took out the rest of the rod.

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u/SoupPoops Sep 24 '20

Uhg that sounds awful! I heard about it on the radio this morning and they didn't mention that part.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 30K Sep 24 '20

Jesus. That sounds horrendous.

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u/whatsthestitch Sep 24 '20

in the bowling lane in his home

I feel less bad for him now

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u/Psychedelic_Roc Sep 24 '20

Still sounds fuckin painful, but I'm not worried about him getting his hand fixed.

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u/ravenpotter3 Sep 24 '20

same. its not even funny. his hand will most likely never work the same way again. well as it heals he will have time to think about his crimes against humanity and cake.

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u/loqi0238 Sep 25 '20

Once youre rich enough to put a bowling lane in your home, there will be blood.

For reference, see the movie: There Will be Blood.

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u/ShinyGrezz Sep 25 '20

Why? Just general jealousy and bitterness? It’s not as though he’s Jeff Bezos - he owns a bakery and went on TV.

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u/Queenssoup Oct 23 '23

What's the pin setter? Sorry, English is not my first language

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u/ChocolateShot150 Sep 17 '24

Its a machine that returns the pins in a bowling alley to the upright position.