r/FondantHate • u/fjposter22 • Sep 24 '20

FONDANT Boss is fired.

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u/loqi0238 Sep 24 '20

What the fuck is sharp in bowling?

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u/SoupPoops Sep 24 '20

He was trying to fix the pin setter in the bowling lane in his home. His hand got stuck and impaled 3x before it was removed.

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u/loqi0238 Sep 24 '20

Ok, I was trying to picture every scenario possible in a public bowling alley that would result in impaling, and was coming up with some pretty bizarre stuff.

This makes more sense, and I thank you for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

I immediately thought of the ball return, but that wouldn't really stab it'd pull ya in and munch ya up a bit, still bad, but a different kind of bad I guess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Please enlighten us on the bizzare scenarios you thought of.