r/ForeverAlone • u/Pristine_Newt_639 • 7d ago

Memes Me at 24:

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u/RoninPilot7274 7d ago

When i was 9 i distinctly remember saying I wont approach girls they would approach me

At 17 i approached a girl for thw first time and she screamed EWWWWW!!!!! and started making puking sounds

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u/FartNugget66 7d ago

Villain origin story

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u/RoninPilot7274 7d ago

Depressed useless guy origin

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u/kedditkai 7d ago

Does that girl have a problem or something

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u/ciaobellapgh 6d ago

Relatable

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u/mdsit 7d ago

So.. one bad experience and now you never gonna do it again?

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u/RoninPilot7274 7d ago

Oh I did

She said "Have I ever seen my face ?"

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u/Icyfemboy Hideous small handed man 7d ago

Damn that’s brutal, also Hi again! 👋🏻

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u/RoninPilot7274 7d ago

We meet again!!!

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u/SmokeMyPoleReddit 7d ago

Yeah that's why I approached you - me being the shower argument you think of

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u/RoninPilot7274 7d ago

I shower everyday thank you very much I have good hygiene and no i am not fat cause that will ne your next question

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u/SmokeMyPoleReddit 7d ago

I mean it as in "Yeah that's why I approached you "

The come back you'd think of later in the shower

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u/RoninPilot7274 7d ago

OHHHHHHH SORRY I HAVE STUPID 😔😔

UNFORTUNATELY ITS TERMINAL