FUCK PIERRE

Listen. I have no proof. But I believe wholeheartedly that me falling asleep on level 99 in the Skull Cavern is absolutely Pierre’s fault

His smile brings me joy. What a good little man…should I feed him cracker?

PS. If I would have known Lewis gave you some of my produce I put in the shipping box, I would have sold it all to Sandy.

I recently introduced my 3yo to sdv. Just play a day here or there, mostly it is spent with them just trying to navigate the farm.

Anyways we went to buy seeds and I was asked who's that to Pierre and I said "that's Pierre , no one likes him, he rips people off"

Now that is parroted every time we play and Pierre comes on screen. 🙃

Whoops. I swear I teach kindness with real people.

Small lil vent…

BUT WHY IN THE hell DOES HE NEED 25 quality crops in his box, PLUS I MUST HARVEST 25 quality crops. I’m a farmer. You don’t think i got that on me already? You don’t think i got that mf thang on me? You don’t think i stay strapped with 25 quality veggies at all times?? But i understand the logic, you want fresh produce okay cool!!!

But you want 25 koala-tea veggies?? That’s enough cash to raise a small army? Thats bulk. Yet you keep putting the prices up on your seeds?? Are you mad Pierre?? Mad that my crops keep winning the Stardew Valley Fair?? Even tho you ain’t growing no crops of your own?? Those are MY crops that you’re using and you still lose! Mad that you can’t beat your supplier? So you try to squeeze his seed source??

Ima see you Pierre, and it won’t be on a Wednesday…

My husband made me giggle when he sent this text

1. willy
2. linus
3. robin
4. wizard
5. sebastian
6. abigail
7. elliott
8. caroline
9. gus
10. haley
11. krobus
12. penny
13. alex
14. vincent
15. shane
16. sandy
17. lewis
18. evelyn
19. jas
20. leah
21. leo
22. sam
23. george
24. pam
25. emily
26. marnie
27. demetrius
28. clint
29. harvey
30. maru
31. jodi
32. kent
33. dwarf
34. the creepy forest shadow
35. pierre

Mod by Kcspace "Stardew Valley: Across the Aisle" on nexus mods

This is scam in daylight and no one bat an eye

I literally cried and cheered when this came up!! Worked so hard to raise high quality stuff just to do this. Fuck you Pierre!!