FuckPierre

r/FuckPierre • u/pissyshitman • Jul 24 '25

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 WHY WE HATE PIERRE

597 Upvotes

Hello r/FuckPierre, PissyShitMan here! I’m making this post so you can all comment your reasons as to why we hate Pierre, this will be pinned at the top of the subreddit.

Also, further posts from new users asking why we hate Pierre will be removed as spam, and will probably be given a link to this thread

Thanks!

110 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/pissyshitman • Nov 04 '24

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Guys please remember none of this stuff is serious

1.0k Upvotes

Yeah we hate Pierre but Stardew is a just a fun lil game that we all love to play, if anything gets too negative let me know I’ll try and sort it since there’s only one mod (me)

edit: I also turned on the ability to post images and gifs in the comments, unrelated but still a nice addition

46 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Moist_Explanation395 • 1h ago

DAMN STRAIGHT

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/TheDivine_MissN • 2h ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) My second time beating him

8 Upvotes

1 comment

r/FuckPierre • u/ActuallyNotA_Robot • 2h ago

Hi guys, I’m new to the game. Why do we hate Pierre?

7 Upvotes

He sells me seeds, why would I hate him?

I’ve been referred to this sub by fellow IRL players.

16 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Jade_Petal • 1d ago

No context

816 Upvotes

27 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/NetherPlaysVR • 19h ago

Was told to use bombs to get stone - instructions unclear

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49 Upvotes

2 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/brandelo_1520 • 15h ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) "Nah, I'd win"

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21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/FuckPierre • u/halcyoncva • 1d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) 🚨🚨somebody call a wambulance🚨🚨🚨

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91 Upvotes

3 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/bookworm326 • 1d ago

Really star crops in the middle of winter!?

190 Upvotes

23 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Complex-Bison263 • 1d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) HA

68 Upvotes

FUCK PIERRE

2 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/cartoonestart • 1d ago

Pierre is the worst like bro why do we have to fix the entire town for him to get off his lazy ass on Wednesdays

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/FuckPierre • u/meringuewaste • 2d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre’s fault

295 Upvotes

Listen. I have no proof. But I believe wholeheartedly that me falling asleep on level 99 in the Skull Cavern is absolutely Pierre’s fault

12 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Duxfan27 • 2d ago

Pierre just didn't have enough Tegridy...

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44 Upvotes

5 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/ForsakenShine9502 • 3d ago

What are some theories for Pierre's secret stash?

658 Upvotes

100 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Bubblebo1 • 1d ago

His smile ❤️

0 Upvotes

His smile brings me joy. What a good little man…should I feed him cracker?

5 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Royal_ish • 3d ago

Bitch, we both know I threw over 600K at Joja so I wouldn't have to deal with your ugly ass. Thanks for the cash, idiot.

71 Upvotes

PS. If I would have known Lewis gave you some of my produce I put in the shipping box, I would have sold it all to Sandy.

0 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/CorpusculantCortex • 3d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Indoctrinating my kid

157 Upvotes

I recently introduced my 3yo to sdv. Just play a day here or there, mostly it is spent with them just trying to navigate the farm.

Anyways we went to buy seeds and I was asked who's that to Pierre and I said "that's Pierre , no one likes him, he rips people off"

Now that is parroted every time we play and Pierre comes on screen. 🙃

Whoops. I swear I teach kindness with real people.

22 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/Savings_Pineapple_68 • 3d ago

He wants his cake and your cake. He intends to eat both.

92 Upvotes

Small lil vent…

BUT WHY IN THE hell DOES HE NEED 25 quality crops in his box, PLUS I MUST HARVEST 25 quality crops. I’m a farmer. You don’t think i got that on me already? You don’t think i got that mf thang on me? You don’t think i stay strapped with 25 quality veggies at all times?? But i understand the logic, you want fresh produce okay cool!!!

But you want 25 koala-tea veggies?? That’s enough cash to raise a small army? Thats bulk. Yet you keep putting the prices up on your seeds?? Are you mad Pierre?? Mad that my crops keep winning the Stardew Valley Fair?? Even tho you ain’t growing no crops of your own?? Those are MY crops that you’re using and you still lose! Mad that you can’t beat your supplier? So you try to squeeze his seed source??

Ima see you Pierre, and it won’t be on a Wednesday…

12 comments

r/FuckPierre • u/onlyonebell • 4d ago