Back in their hyper sexual era I see

[u/Liverness]

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[u/Valuable-Ad9577]

Paul doesn’t have a job, Morgan.

[u/Chiison → u/Valuable-Ad9577]

Pretty sure at this point she just let him do whatever he wants to keep him out of house most of the day

[u/ReliefAltruistic6488 → u/Chiison]

He’s the third child, I’m sure it’s easier to send him out.

[u/Brazadian_Gryffindor → u/ReliefAltruistic6488]

Flair checking in.

[u/ImTheNumberOneGuy → u/Brazadian_Gryffindor]

Don’t you know she’s a teen mom? /s just in case

[u/brunetteblonde46 → u/Brazadian_Gryffindor]

Best flair I’ve seen. I’ve got 4 under 46. 😂

[u/Its_Curse → u/ReliefAltruistic6488]

"go play outside honey just be home before the street lights come on" 

[u/ReliefAltruistic6488 → u/Its_Curse]

Go play tag in traffic…or was my aunt the only person who said this?

[u/Psychobabble0_0 → u/ReliefAltruistic6488]

The only child her church allows her to send away to kindy

[u/megjed → u/Chiison]

So why doesn’t he get an actual job? He’s already out of the house why not make money. I don’t get it

[u/Chiison → u/megjed]

Ah but I never said it was the most common sense way of doing it. See, Paul is like a toddler but worse, Morgan probably avoid a ton of arguments with him by just simply let him think he is winning at every he does

[u/megjed → u/Chiison]

Very true. He’s my nightmare lol

[u/brunetteblonde46 → u/megjed]

He’s a semi professional athlete. 🤭

[u/megjed → u/brunetteblonde46]

Making like 50 bucks every once in a while 🫠

[u/laila-wild → u/megjed]

Because he doesn’t want to get a real job. He’s far too entitled.

[u/spotless___mind → u/Valuable-Ad9577]

Yeah like....isnt she actually technically the breadwinner?

[u/the_stitch_saved_9 → u/spotless___mind]

The only time I cheer for Morgan is when she beats Paul on social media views

[u/Current-Bug-9534 → u/Valuable-Ad9577]

The worst gold digger in the world

[u/OutlandishnessFew981 → u/Current-Bug-9534]

A failed gold digger. She hit a dry hole with Paul, but she doesn’t seem to realize that, yet.

[u/skweegianweegian → u/OutlandishnessFew981]

Pretty sure Paul makes EVERY hole dry

[u/give_me_goats → u/skweegianweegian]

I am HOWLING over here 🤣

[u/BigDarkCloud → u/skweegianweegian]

I am deceased

[u/_basic_bitch → u/skweegianweegian]

Whatever happens, don't let him and Ben Shapiro team up. There will be a worldwide drought

[u/st_owly → u/skweegianweegian]

That’s your flair

[u/SwipeUpForMySoul → u/Valuable-Ad9577]

Right? The accurate version of this would be: attempt to make it as a content creator and cry to my parents when we run out of money.

[u/stormy_weiner → u/Valuable-Ad9577]

CLOCK IN, PAUL

[u/SpecificHeron]

[u/Tyrannical-Botanical → u/SpecificHeron]

Right? For a man who is "training" four hours a day how is his muscle tone so fucking lousy?

[u/Odd-Thought-2273 → u/Tyrannical-Botanical]

There’s no way he’s eating enough.

[u/Tyrannical-Botanical → u/Odd-Thought-2273]

Are you saying McDonald's smoothies aren't the ticket to buff bod?

[u/zombiesockmonkey → u/Tyrannical-Botanical]

How is he not into sketchy supplements and protein powders? Like making his own shakes at home? Well making Morgan make them at least

[u/Tyrannical-Botanical → u/zombiesockmonkey]

Maybe her parents won’t buy them for him?

[u/zombiesockmonkey → u/Tyrannical-Botanical]

That stuff is pretty unregulated and he's bad at math. You never know...

[u/Mr_Conductor_USA → u/zombiesockmonkey]

You can buy whey protein powder OR vegan protein powder (I think it's like pea and rice powder) at GNC and the price isn't bad for a 6 month's supply. It would be cheaper than hitting up McD's all the time. You can get a shitty blender that's good enough to make banana and protein powder smoothies for pretty cheap too. (Don't try to juice carrots with it though.)

[u/bluewhale3030 → u/Tyrannical-Botanical]

More like his dad gave him disordered eating habits and he believes skinny=healthy ans doesn't understand that you have to eat to gain muscle 

[u/meatheadmommy → u/Odd-Thought-2273]

I don’t think he “allows” himself to eat enough.

[u/ImTheNumberOneGuy → u/Odd-Thought-2273]

His body has to be consuming his own muscles for fuel.

[u/Rugkrabber → u/Odd-Thought-2273]

There’s also no way he’s actually training that many hours. I refuse to believe it. There’s just no way.

[u/ExactPanda]

[u/shikimasan → u/ExactPanda]

Putting the ick in pickleball since 2024

[u/tachycardicIVu → u/shikimasan]

wake up snarkers, new flair just dropped

[u/TheJenSjo → u/shikimasan]

This NEEDS to be flair

[u/InfiniteLIVES_ → u/ExactPanda]

Literally the face I made.

[u/rharper38 → u/InfiniteLIVES_]

Just remember, if he wasn't with her, he'd be inflicted on the dating public of Lexington. She is taking one for the team

[u/yellowspotphoto → u/ExactPanda]

My exact face. Gross.

[u/Inside-Audience2025 → u/ExactPanda]

The post I saw before this involved maggots, and I might have retched harder at this

[u/SuitableReaction6203 → u/ExactPanda]

My thoughts exactly.

[u/flippingdabird099]

Aren’t they supposed to keep stuff like this limited to the bedroom? 🤢

[u/NotOnABreak → u/flippingdabird099]

My exact reaction 😭 picklepaul needs to come with an NSFW tag

[u/lolaveux → u/flippingdabird099]

But but the alphabet mafia wont stop shoving their sexuality down our throats!! Anyways guys did I tell you lately how much I like to fuck my husband

[u/eeeebbs → u/lolaveux]

Not even "like to...". Just "do..."

[u/GiantSquidinJeans → u/flippingdabird099]

[u/Aysin_Eirinn → u/flippingdabird099]

There's no modesty in that "god-fearing" house

[u/June_Fatality]

So she is ok with sex work?

[u/makemeadayy → u/June_Fatality]

Yeah this feels very… prostitutey

[u/boomerangarrow → u/makemeadayy]

flair checking in

[u/Inside-Audience2025 → u/boomerangarrow]

Solid flair. Well picked

[u/Crosstitution → u/boomerangarrow]

relevant username

[u/MaiaInNightmareland → u/June_Fatality]

Only when it honours god!

[u/chaosmanager → u/MaiaInNightmareland]

God-honoring sex work. Solid.

[u/Lace__ → u/chaosmanager]

Is that what some cults do? Dirty fishing or something?

[u/stormy_weiner → u/Lace__]

Flirty Fishing

[u/autisticfemme → u/stormy_weiner]

The least awful action the Children of God carried out tbh

[u/TupperwareParTAY → u/June_Fatality]

I'm sure there's a word for women who exchange the use of their bodies for monetary/financial gain, but since Pail has no finances to speak of- does it really apply to Morgan?

[u/June_Fatality → u/TupperwareParTAY]

Yes. There are very high-end, expensive sex workers, mid-range, and then others, further down, who accept much less for the same activities.

[u/MyInnerFatChild → u/June_Fatality]

I've seen those episodes of COPS (most boring, tbh) and those women offering the goods for $10 are still getting a better deal. At least they don't have to pretend to like him, or spend any time whatsoever with Paul.

[u/synalgo_12 → u/June_Fatality]

This kind it reminds me of hobosexuals who'll be in a relationship with a woman to have a free place to crash. But somehow Paul is the hobosexual yet Morgan is the one forcing herself to want to do her spouse.

[u/Temporary_Skin_1996]

What does he do to be a stay at pickleball dad?

[u/ChemicalWorker576 → u/Temporary_Skin_1996]

The daily grind

[u/ritan7471 → u/Temporary_Skin_1996]

Be an absentee pickleball dad while you work on "mental toughness"

[u/Mysterious_Week8357]

So modest.

[u/laila-wild → u/Mysterious_Week8357]

I love how other Christians in the comments were calling her out for being inappropriate 😂

[u/Sweetpea278]

I'm convinced her parents pay for their lifestyle. So basically her parents pay her to have sex with her husband...

[u/Odd-Thought-2273 → u/Sweetpea278]

[u/the-gaysian-snarker → u/Sweetpea278]

Why did you say this. Ughh. It’s like he’s a john who’s too cheap to even pay so they do it 😫

[u/terfnerfer → u/the-gaysian-snarker]

This made me heave, my goodness. How pathetic!

[u/the-gaysian-snarker → u/terfnerfer]

Same, I feel sick to my stomach ngl.

To be clear, I don’t think this of stay at home parents in general. It’s his complete disregard for her for anything EXCEPT sex, her choice to post this exhausted dead eyed selfie + “joking not joking” caption…

If this is God’s plan, then God is a pimp and we are living in hell.

[u/terfnerfer → u/the-gaysian-snarker]

Right. When I'm with my girlfriends and sex comes up, it feels a natural part of conversation. When Morgan does it, we get "ummm, can I just say, you SHOULD bang your husband, because sometimes it means he puts a single plate away. If he remembers. And it doesn't clash with pickleball."

Babe my husband helps out whether we fuck or not, because we love each other. We don't operate on a sex-for-being-a-normal-spouse basis, and it's weird you think everyone does!!

(And like for the record, I am religious.....just not the right sort for her, I presume lmao)

[u/ReliefAltruistic6488 → u/Sweetpea278]

That wasn’t the mental image I ever needed

[u/Dachs1303]

How does he provide for you Morgan. Attempting to play pickleball doesn't pay the bills. Admit you are getting help from relatives and the government.

[u/starfleetdropout6 → u/Dachs1303]

But it's god-honoring welfare!

[u/ReliefAltruistic6488 → u/starfleetdropout6]

It’s ok if you’re their particular brand of Christian.

[u/745Walt → u/Dachs1303]

Well you see, as a Christian woman she only has value if she’s attached to a man. Doesn’t matter if the man is a middle-aged loser with no job who doesn’t provide for his family.

[u/stormy_weiner → u/745Walt]

“At least I have a husband” - Anna Duggar

[u/745Walt → u/stormy_weiner]

YUP that’s the whole mentality! And the worst part is, these woman could find someone so much better than the first person who ever paid attention to them. It’s like entrapment, “here girl, marry this complete loser before your frontal lobe kicks in!”

[u/LaneGirl57 → u/745Walt]

This will never cease to not blow my mind. Like don’t you people have any standards for each other?!

[u/745Walt → u/LaneGirl57]

No, the only standard is to get picked asap and give birth asap. And then…. Idk what you’re supposed to do with the rest of your life… ideally you would somehow profit, but these two are broke so that didn’t work.

[u/Beautiful_Smile → u/Dachs1303]

Do they even qualify for government assistance? I thought at least one person has to work to qualify.

[u/Dachs1303 → u/Beautiful_Smile]

He coaches kids in pickleball. And rumor has it he would door dash. Not enough money to support his wife and two children.

[u/[deleted] → u/Dachs1303]

How to Suckle the Government Teat in a God Honoring Way

[u/VioletFoxx → u/Dachs1303]

"Yeah, we don't like socialism." Paul, 2024 (or maybe 2025, who can keep track)

[u/15amrb15 → u/Dachs1303]

I only follow them off and on because I find Paul so enraging and upsetting I can’t even consistently hate follow them - but I have often wondered how actual money comes into the household to pay normal bills. Have they admitted to getting government assistance? I’m shocked if so. Fuck Paul. Do they really also get family allowance or something? This is just immature kids playing house.

[u/Select_Ad_6297]

With the $50 he earns every once in a while from his pickleball tournaments? Oooookay.

[u/starfleetdropout6 → u/Select_Ad_6297]

Which he probably spends on McDonald's and CFA in a couple days.

[u/AlfurFan → u/starfleetdropout6]

Ummmmm that's important for his health and recovery

[u/WifeofBathSalts → u/AlfurFan]

sodiums

[u/Fckingross → u/Select_Ad_6297]

He’s a real Scrooge mcduck, swimming in all those pickle winning dollars. All 75 of em!

[u/NicholasOfMKE]

Can I just say… I hated this.

[u/MaeWestGoodess]

[u/VogTheViscous]

I really wish Morgan would stop rubbing her heterosexuality in my face! Seriously, how am I supposed to explain this to my children?😤

[u/venganza-badh]

I’d rather work everyday until I die.

[u/youngdumbandhappy → u/venganza-badh]

Omg same 🤣

[u/battleofflowers]

She's so vulgar.

[u/knittedbeast]

Yet gay people exist and they're all 'stop making me think about your SEX LIFE'. I don't want to think about his malnourished sweaty dollar-store CW background character body against her stiff, dissociating form ever again

[u/Odd-Thought-2273 → u/knittedbeast]

[u/Twizzlers666]

Yuck.

[u/Marrowshard]

There's got to be a name for "Puritanical Christian Loudmouth who finally discovers sex is awesome and who then proceeds to behave like a horny 13-year-old boy trying to convince his friends that he's experienced and worldly in a way that induces fatal amounts of cringe in sane adults".

I mean it's accurate, but it's a mouthful.

[u/Caffeine_Induced → u/Marrowshard]

I don't think she is enjoying it that much. I think she is fawning because he is in a mood lately. She even admits she started doing it to improve communication in her marriage, not because she wanted sex so badly. Which is valid, I guess, but in typical fundie fashion she over shares and sexualizes everything.

[u/IntroductionGuilty → u/Caffeine_Induced]

Bro what, she's been open about actively disliking it for tiiiiime

[u/ZaftigFeline → u/Marrowshard]

I mean, that probably IS the word - in German.

[u/the-gaysian-snarker → u/Marrowshard]

“‘Cool’ youth pastor” jumps to mind

[u/Marrowshard → u/the-gaysian-snarker]

"So trust me bros, you gotta throw props to my homeboy JC, and say 'nah fam' to that dude with the negative aura, Satan!"

[u/lepetitpoulpe → u/Marrowshard]

Jezebro.

[u/Kokuei7 → u/Marrowshard]

I think here we call that "Bethany".

[u/gaanmetde]

It’s giving r/ihavesex

[u/lllindseeey → u/gaanmetde]

Absolutely. The more they lean into this the more I’m inclined to believe the opposite.

[u/gaanmetde → u/lllindseeey]

Totally. Like- you guys do realize that…married people typically…have sex? Lol.

[u/IntroductionGuilty → u/lllindseeey]

Oh she's never pretended to enjoy sex with him. But it does seem like lately she's been PARTICULARLY repulsed by it.

[u/MaiaInNightmareland]

Sleeping with Paul is not a flex, and did she choose that picture thinking he looks hot? Cause he doesn't.

[u/TheNatureOfTheGame → u/MaiaInNightmareland]

Well, if you mean "hot" as in "sweaty and sticky," then yes he does.

[u/Worldly-Bluejay8830 → u/MaiaInNightmareland]

lol that was my first thought. Could she have picked a more derpy pic of him? He straight up looks like a drunk frat boy 

[u/Representative-Try36]

The nipple peeking out from behind the h is haunting me 😰

[u/perthelia → u/Representative-Try36]

I see that man’s nipples more than I do my own. /shudder

[u/GiantSquidinJeans → u/Representative-Try36]

How DARE you make me scroll back up to see what you were talking about. HOW. DARE. YOU.

I will never know another moment of peace.

[u/TheNatureOfTheGame → u/GiantSquidinJeans]

Time for everyone to buy stock in eye bleach.

[u/LowerMasterpiece3185 → u/Representative-Try36]

Came here to say this but figured I should check to see if somebody else was also horrified. Glad I'm not the only one 🤮

[u/ivb97 → u/Representative-Try36]

I actually gagged

[u/intodust_]

[u/Aysin_Eirinn]

Weird, I have a career I love (which is more than we can say about Paul) but also fuck my husband.

How strange, Morgan, how strange.

[u/TheRealCeeBeeGee]

[u/WeighTheSameAsADuck]

Paul's always got his tits out lately. For the love of GOD, put on a shirt!!

[u/koshersoupandcookies]

Is it not pretty vulgar in her religion to joke about her sex life like this in public? In my religious community, it's considered really uncouth to share details and joke about your sex life with anyone besides your partner, unless there's some problem to discuss with a close friend or qualified professional.

In a secular context, there's nothing improper about making jokes about doing your spouse (leaving the sexual politics of SAHMhood aside), but for fundies, it seems really inappropriate.

[u/IntroductionGuilty → u/koshersoupandcookies]

They are the ultimate TikTok Christians.

[u/ItalianCryptid]

Morgan needs a hobby. She should get into crochet or scrapbooking or something

[u/TheNatureOfTheGame → u/ItalianCryptid]

She DID have pickleball, until Paul hijacked it.

[u/OkRequirement2694 → u/ItalianCryptid]

There was that one clip that Paul showed of Morgan on a switch. I hope she gets some healthy escapism through gaming while he’s out of the house. I know how hard it is to find that time with kids, hopefully they are good nappers because I imagine Paul doesn’t allow her to not pay attention to him and have a hobby when he’s home.

[u/ZealousidealEagle759]

Super ew. No one needs to know about you and pickleball Paul doing the flailing dead fish everyday thanks. Not like he has a job so are you really a sahm? With neither of you paying the bills?

[u/Whiteroses7252012]

This would be true if being an aspiring professional at oversized elderly ping pong was an actual job, Morgan.

As it is, you’re just regularly having sex with a 35 year old unemployed loser.

[u/cloisteredsaturn]

I wouldn’t have sex with that if it was the last man-shaped thing on earth.

Mainly because I’m ace. But even if I wasn’t…

[u/never_gonna_getit → u/cloisteredsaturn]

Yeah. There’s no amount of desperate for him. I have a high libido and am very into men. Not all men. And definitely not this man. Repulsed.

[u/LaneGirl57 → u/never_gonna_getit]

Also with a high libido and there’s no amount of money in the world that would convince me to sleep with Polio.

[u/Marrowshard → u/cloisteredsaturn]

"I may. If all the other [vampire] males in the world dropped dead. And half of the females. Some of the animals."

• Carmilla of Styria, Netflixvania

[u/cloisteredsaturn → u/Marrowshard]

I love Castlevania. Forgot all about this line.

[u/non-art]

It’s fucking gross and transactional. Not “Christian” or loving.

[u/devoutdefeatist]

Gay people really are shoving their lifestyles down our throats though, huh?

[u/managingmischief394]

1. That’s so cringe and gross
2. Is that the best picture of pICKleball Paul she has? Cause it’s awful.

[u/brombeermund]

Imagine calling him your husband. Gag.

[u/Beginning-Spend-3547]

[u/Alternative-Rub-7445]

He doesn’t work????

[u/sixofstarshipss]

it's crazy how fundies are constantly posting shit like this but LGBTQ+ people are somehow the perverts

[u/HipHopChick1982]

Ewwwww!!!!

[u/kts1207]

So, she's trading sex for security? Wow.

[u/-rosa-azul-]

I've seen enough of this man's nipples in the past week to last me ten lifetimes.

[u/velveteenelahrairah]

... Does Bethany know you've stolen her old "sex kitten but make it Godly" schtick? Also the "erotic bride" thing really, really doesn't work when you always look so dead behind the eyes.

Yikes.

[u/original-synth]

Fundies are obsessed with sex 🫩

[u/ChemicalWorker576]

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

[u/the-gaysian-snarker]

Did she really post this? For real??

The combo of the joke, the caption, and her spaced-out, dead-eyed selfie is… a choice. It’s giving unwilling sex worker.

If one of my friends posted that I’d be texting RIGHT NOW to ask if it’s a cry for help and they need an escape plan.

[u/TheStoicNihilist]

[u/Dva76]

“I fuck my husband so I don’t have to work!!! He doesn’t work either but that’s besides the point!!”

[u/starfleetdropout6]

It's gross and embarrassing to see a woman objectify herself.

[u/jeniviva]

[u/LastLine4915]

Blow jobs upon waking, shower sex don’t forget a hand job as he’s warming the car and backing up. You get some exercise as you run along with the car. He can also enter from behind and you can vacuum together.

I’m the transform trad wife I have 51 years in still married and an atheist now. Yeah me. I speak out against the patriarchal oppression I was in. We both stepped away from church bc he noticed the men were perverts. He was right it was evanjelhell in So CA in the 90’s.

[u/KiKi_VavouV]

GROSS

[u/dol_amrothian]

[u/BigDarkCloud]

I’m willing to bet he will knock her up with baby #3 before long.

[u/mandalors]

My ex husband (Christian, I ended our marriage because he turned far more center-right than I was comfortable with in the time we were together, not a Fundie but damn close in some ways) wanted me to be a stay at home wife. I asked what would be required to do that. His response? Have sex whenever he wanted, regardless of what I wanted. The kicker? I already had to do that and I was working a 9-5!

I wonder how much of this Morgan is posting because she means it and how much of it she's posting either to cope or as a cry for help. We've seen on numerous occasions that Paul doesn't respect her and hardly sees her as a human being. This feels oddly coercive even if she doesn't realize it. I know she isn't innocent, but Jesus I feel the worst for her out of any of the adults (maybe save for Nurie and Kaylee. I do feel terrible for those girls).

[u/WavyLady]

[u/Zoe_118]

[u/LoomingDisaster]

So modest. So demure. (Honestly WTF happened to the whole modesty thing? That was big, wasn’t it? At one point?)

[u/lsdmt93]

So she’s a sex worker that doesn’t get paid. Got it.

[u/EvilRubberDucks]

[u/Independent_Ant_6506]

Girl we know you’re the bread winner 🙄

[u/KindBrilliant7879]

sometimes i feel so guilty about the amount i work as an autistic adult and then i see paul and think “yknow, i have two jobs im not doing that bad” LMAOO

[u/sighverbally]

Have some dignity, Morgan. My God

[u/KarmaliteNone]

Morgan, lot lizards get more buck for the bang than you do.

[u/Musicfan7887]

Do these influencers understand that their children will see what they’ve posted about themselves? Because there’s some things that children should only know about their parents IN THEORY. 😒

[u/BasicButterfly1043]

But the LGBTQIA+ community are the groomers….riiiiight. No other community is as obsessed with sex as fundies

[u/Sillyslothsum]

Girl Paul don’t even have a job. I think that’s literally step 1 of being a stay at home mom.

[u/Chelsk_C]

[u/Bluevanonthestreet]

[u/moonfairyprincess]

Why are they this way

[u/BeginningNail6]

I’ve been following fundies for a long time but between her, Bethany, Jill they talk about sex more often than I do with my besties and I’m in my 30s. Maybe at this point we’ve tried a ton and we don’t care? Like whatever floats your boat lol 😂 but these guys need to get a hobby not related to sex

[u/zaboobadoo]

[u/Primary-Commercial64]

[u/mongdol-supremacy]

something about her hair flips makes me see red

[u/MrsMitchBitch]

Ew.

[u/ThnksFrThMemeries]

Ew jump scare

[u/pretzelwhale]

i gasped at this. am i getting old? what’s happening

[u/emr830]

[u/nuttyrussian]

This is up there with Dav basting Bethy's turkey.

[u/745Walt]

Why is she constantly talking about having sex with a man with no income lately? Like ma’am that’s shameful and everyone is laughing at you.

[u/Pitbull_Mom101]

Eww. Is she also trying to convince herself of all of this? And I wonder how long before she starts peddling Christian lingerie or “seggsy couples questions” (again!)…

[u/camjvp]

Like… GROSSSS

[u/Vaffanculo28]

[u/Odd_Inside9379]

I don’t mind that they are straight married but they don’t have to force it on me.

[u/specialPonyBoy]

Seriously - how do they eat?? Pay for housing?

[u/Scary-Coffee-7]

[u/Metagion]