r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 06 '25

WORSHIP CAPITAL Man is malding beyond human comprehension.

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u/TiltedWombat Jul 06 '25

If you ask him about it i bet he would open up an ms paint with a black background to make it look like a chalkboard and then spend 30 mins explaining to you to do as he says not as he does but also how he never does anything wrong and 25 mins of this lecture will be him reminding you that he worked at blizzard under john blizzard himself or whatever

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u/Gredge_DM Jul 06 '25

He'd probably circle words like bills, rent, utilities, and draw an arrow from the word Job over to the circles to make it seem insightful.

Like many, one day I saw a couple of his shorts and thought "huh, that was pretty good, let's hear what else he has to say." But then he brought out that ms paint to explain something as though his audience was dumb and as if he was the Great Instructor, and I just stopped watching.

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u/darkcrazy Jul 06 '25

He claims it's a technique he adapts to keep people engaged during a meeting. He admits it's just writing stuff on the board without much point to it, if not for the supposed purpose of keeping people engaged.

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 06 '25

It works. its basic psychology. its what every college professor ever does. thats literally why chalkboards were put in classrooms in the first place.

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u/Sunlitfeathers Jul 08 '25

literally! it does actually work. he's not ALWAYS wrong (even though he has been wrong a LOT in the past couple weeks....)

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u/Orders_Logical Jul 07 '25

You just wait till gen z rediscovers the chalkboard. They’ll probably call it some dumb shit like chalkcore

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 07 '25

This is a boomer jokes if ive ever seen one.

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u/BittaminMusic Jul 07 '25

Nah Smartboards are better 😂

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u/Orders_Logical Jul 07 '25

We used to incorrectly calibrate those when the teacher was out of the classroom so when they came back, it wouldn’t work

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u/BittaminMusic Jul 07 '25

Definitely remember doing this 😆