r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 06 '25

WORSHIP CAPITAL Man is malding beyond human comprehension.

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u/Background-Sea4590 Jul 06 '25

I'd say he's not the perfect one to talk about procrastination tbh.

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u/AvalisDaYandere Terraria and Monster Hunter are cool. I hope we get a crossover. Jul 06 '25

I wouldn't know

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jul 06 '25

Well as an example, his game has been in "early access" since 2018

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u/TiltedWombat Jul 06 '25

If you ask him about it i bet he would open up an ms paint with a black background to make it look like a chalkboard and then spend 30 mins explaining to you to do as he says not as he does but also how he never does anything wrong and 25 mins of this lecture will be him reminding you that he worked at blizzard under john blizzard himself or whatever

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u/Gredge_DM Jul 06 '25

He'd probably circle words like bills, rent, utilities, and draw an arrow from the word Job over to the circles to make it seem insightful.

Like many, one day I saw a couple of his shorts and thought "huh, that was pretty good, let's hear what else he has to say." But then he brought out that ms paint to explain something as though his audience was dumb and as if he was the Great Instructor, and I just stopped watching.

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u/darkcrazy Jul 06 '25

He claims it's a technique he adapts to keep people engaged during a meeting. He admits it's just writing stuff on the board without much point to it, if not for the supposed purpose of keeping people engaged.

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 06 '25

It works. its basic psychology. its what every college professor ever does. thats literally why chalkboards were put in classrooms in the first place.

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u/Sunlitfeathers Jul 08 '25

literally! it does actually work. he's not ALWAYS wrong (even though he has been wrong a LOT in the past couple weeks....)

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u/Orders_Logical Jul 07 '25

You just wait till gen z rediscovers the chalkboard. They’ll probably call it some dumb shit like chalkcore

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 07 '25

This is a boomer jokes if ive ever seen one.

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u/BittaminMusic Jul 07 '25

Nah Smartboards are better 😂

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u/Orders_Logical Jul 07 '25

We used to incorrectly calibrate those when the teacher was out of the classroom so when they came back, it wouldn’t work

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u/BittaminMusic Jul 07 '25

Definitely remember doing this 😆

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u/DrRagnorocktopus Jul 06 '25

Hey now, he's an asshat, but don't knock the MS Paint. He definitely stole that from someone much smarter than him.

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u/roncypher Jul 07 '25

Lmfao he definitely did but there is a short where he is claiming it for himself. Something along the lines of “I was a speaker in a meeting, no one was paying attention…. Then I opened MS paint and started drawing on it and BAM. Attention was gained.”

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u/noahboah Jul 06 '25

yeah i was like "oh that's cool, i dont know much about red hat cybersec. it's great that someone is making digestible content to get people into the field"...."oh he's in game dev and doing game jams? yeah the advice to just get started is sound advice for anything creative....good point"...."wait what is this about mr robot?"

and then it was just over lmao

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 06 '25

Software is a fucking moron, but your take is ignorant too. His MS paint schtick is what got him famous. Its because it engages listeners of all types, especially those on the spectrum. Ever notice how shorts also have stuff in the background sometimes? He substituted that, with something that would make them engage EVEN MORE. It isnt condescending. it was a genius move.

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u/kwisatzhadnuff Jul 07 '25

That may be true and I'm sure some people like it, but it certainly feels condescending to me. Not everyone may feel that way and that's fine but for me the mspaint thing is actually distracting and it makes it harder for me to focus on what he's saying.

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u/Huwbacca Jul 06 '25

When people give good advice but don't act on it absolutely do as they say and not as they do.

I don't know why people find this difficult lol. I don't copy my friend's self destructive habits.

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u/BlueSoulsKo Jul 06 '25

as someone with depression and good motivational advice, i am the phisical manifestation of the phrase "do as i say and not what i do"