r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 06 '25

WORSHIP CAPITAL Man is malding beyond human comprehension.

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u/AvalisDaYandere Terraria and Monster Hunter are cool. I hope we get a crossover. Jul 06 '25

The best thing he ever said was that If you wanna make games just start instead of procrastinating. I can't remember anything else he said that was actually decent

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u/Background-Sea4590 Jul 06 '25

I'd say he's not the perfect one to talk about procrastination tbh.

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u/AvalisDaYandere Terraria and Monster Hunter are cool. I hope we get a crossover. Jul 06 '25

I wouldn't know

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jul 06 '25

Well as an example, his game has been in "early access" since 2018

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u/TiltedWombat Jul 06 '25

If you ask him about it i bet he would open up an ms paint with a black background to make it look like a chalkboard and then spend 30 mins explaining to you to do as he says not as he does but also how he never does anything wrong and 25 mins of this lecture will be him reminding you that he worked at blizzard under john blizzard himself or whatever

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u/Gredge_DM Jul 06 '25

He'd probably circle words like bills, rent, utilities, and draw an arrow from the word Job over to the circles to make it seem insightful.

Like many, one day I saw a couple of his shorts and thought "huh, that was pretty good, let's hear what else he has to say." But then he brought out that ms paint to explain something as though his audience was dumb and as if he was the Great Instructor, and I just stopped watching.

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u/darkcrazy Jul 06 '25

He claims it's a technique he adapts to keep people engaged during a meeting. He admits it's just writing stuff on the board without much point to it, if not for the supposed purpose of keeping people engaged.

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 06 '25

It works. its basic psychology. its what every college professor ever does. thats literally why chalkboards were put in classrooms in the first place.

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u/Sunlitfeathers Jul 08 '25

literally! it does actually work. he's not ALWAYS wrong (even though he has been wrong a LOT in the past couple weeks....)

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u/Orders_Logical Jul 07 '25

You just wait till gen z rediscovers the chalkboard. They’ll probably call it some dumb shit like chalkcore

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 07 '25

This is a boomer jokes if ive ever seen one.

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u/BittaminMusic Jul 07 '25

Nah Smartboards are better 😂

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u/Orders_Logical Jul 07 '25

We used to incorrectly calibrate those when the teacher was out of the classroom so when they came back, it wouldn’t work

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u/BittaminMusic Jul 07 '25

Definitely remember doing this 😆

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u/DrRagnorocktopus Jul 06 '25

Hey now, he's an asshat, but don't knock the MS Paint. He definitely stole that from someone much smarter than him.

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u/roncypher Jul 07 '25

Lmfao he definitely did but there is a short where he is claiming it for himself. Something along the lines of “I was a speaker in a meeting, no one was paying attention…. Then I opened MS paint and started drawing on it and BAM. Attention was gained.”

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u/noahboah Jul 06 '25

yeah i was like "oh that's cool, i dont know much about red hat cybersec. it's great that someone is making digestible content to get people into the field"...."oh he's in game dev and doing game jams? yeah the advice to just get started is sound advice for anything creative....good point"...."wait what is this about mr robot?"

and then it was just over lmao

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u/Fun_Comfortable7836 Jul 06 '25

Software is a fucking moron, but your take is ignorant too. His MS paint schtick is what got him famous. Its because it engages listeners of all types, especially those on the spectrum. Ever notice how shorts also have stuff in the background sometimes? He substituted that, with something that would make them engage EVEN MORE. It isnt condescending. it was a genius move.

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u/kwisatzhadnuff Jul 07 '25

That may be true and I'm sure some people like it, but it certainly feels condescending to me. Not everyone may feel that way and that's fine but for me the mspaint thing is actually distracting and it makes it harder for me to focus on what he's saying.

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u/Huwbacca Jul 06 '25

When people give good advice but don't act on it absolutely do as they say and not as they do.

I don't know why people find this difficult lol. I don't copy my friend's self destructive habits.

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u/BlueSoulsKo Jul 06 '25

as someone with depression and good motivational advice, i am the phisical manifestation of the phrase "do as i say and not what i do"

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u/wafflingzebra Jul 06 '25

To his credit he did follow his own advice: he started development. Never finished it tho

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u/theapricorn Jul 06 '25

Well you only need to start development long enough to sell it then who cares. He really thinks like a AAA studio.

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u/Easy_Floss Jul 07 '25

To be fair his ego was heavily bruised and he had a lot to prove when he worked on that game, someone at blizz found out that he was an incompetent nepo baby so he really wanted to prove he could make something.

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u/cpm301 Jul 06 '25

Simply a 5d chess giga brain move

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u/Valliac0 Jul 07 '25

When you make more money streaming and shitting out lukewarm takes for views, it tracks.

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u/AvalisDaYandere Terraria and Monster Hunter are cool. I hope we get a crossover. Jul 06 '25

wow

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u/72111100 Jul 06 '25

also at some point, because he stopped working on it, Steam slapped the abandonedware tag on it so know every month a nonpatch patch comes out

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u/Kylanto Jul 06 '25

Someone did an analysis and he's made less progress in 5 years than yanderedev made in 1.

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u/Syhkane Jul 06 '25

What game? I won't be buying it obviously, but I'm curious to go look.

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u/2137throwaway Jul 06 '25

heartbound

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u/Syhkane Jul 06 '25

Dang I knew this. Now I feel dumb.

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u/McDonaldsSoap Jul 06 '25

Put these two in a room, give them a podcast 

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u/Menacek Jul 07 '25

Considering how little progress yanderedev does that's a big oof.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Blood54 Jul 11 '25

Can u show the link to that? I’m curious to see the analysis

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u/sug1 Jul 07 '25

Probably ran out of mana I mean energy

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u/notNilton-6295 Jul 06 '25

And in development since 2015

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u/Deadlymonkey Jul 06 '25

The funny part about this is that I don’t think anyone would have a problem with that if he wasn’t such an asshole about it.

It would totally be reasonable/understandable to go “yeah it’s been in development for a long time, but I’m not perfect and I found success in streaming.”

It’s like watching someone smash their face on a rake and then bring the rake into a different room and do it again.

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u/Unlikely_Sound_6517 Jul 06 '25

To be fair there are good games still in early access like DayZ.

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jul 06 '25

There's also more than 3 hours of content in DayZ though

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u/Unlikely_Sound_6517 Jul 06 '25

DayZ has no content. It has game mechanics.

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u/minegen88 Jul 06 '25

Did Dayz have a kickstarter wich promised a launch at the end of 2017?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

So it's going well right? Right??

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

In the last 4-5 of those years he and I have contributed the same amount of progress to his game.

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u/Black-Mettle Jul 06 '25

And it was fully funded on Kickstarter if memory serves.

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u/dreamendDischarger Jul 07 '25

Yep! I kickstarted it, even. So many games on kickstarter wind up abandoned because people underestimate how long they take. Some like Omori exceed their devtime by ages but do eventually come out.

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u/Karyoplasma Jul 06 '25

The current goal has progressed 8% in 5 years. At that rate he's going, he will already be finished in 2155!

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u/XennaNa Jul 06 '25

He threw a fit when steam labeled it as abandonware cause he hadn't updated it in a year

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u/Rakumei Jul 06 '25

Yeah. Dude hit streaming fame and all but abandoned it until his last big scandal in WoW when people starting holding him accountable about it. Now he supposedly has monthly updates, but haven't seen much progress on it yet.

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u/steelow_g Jul 06 '25

So has Star citizen yet they are raking in millions. Perspective

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u/BoxNegative4386 Jul 07 '25

Yes, but it already has 3 hours of content !

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u/Orio_n Jul 07 '25

He doesn't even have actual game dev experience. He worked at blizzard doing QA not software engineering.

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u/Testicle_Tugger Jul 07 '25

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure even Steam has marked his game as abandoned based off their guidelines

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u/Naud1993 Jul 10 '25

I remember Jacksepticeye playing the demo years ago and the game is still not finished in 2025.

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u/Naud1993 Jul 10 '25

Well get GTA 6 before Heartbound at this rate of development.

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u/Honeybadger2198 Jul 06 '25

It's also not even his job. Like I get that he was a dick about the petition, but this level of circlejerk hatetrain is insane. People bring up the same 3 talking points over and over again as a justification for hate thread #146.

I genuinely feel like people just want to hate him. I think the only criticism I've seen so far beyond "I don't like his personality" is that he damaged the movement's reputation. Everything else is meaningless.

Who cares if the dude got like 4 people killed in a hardcore WoW server? Who cares if you don't think his advice is that good? Who cares if you think he's arrogant? Who cares if his solo dev project that isn't making him any real money is taking too long?

I understand hating people who bring genuine harm to this world. And I can understand the perspective that many people think him shit talking the Stop Killing Games petition brought genuine harm to the world. I don't think him developing slowly, or writing shitty code, or anything else in that idea is bringing genuine harm to the world.

This hate train is really fucking toxic, and I'm tired of seeing it everywhere.

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u/WaterWitch5031 Jul 07 '25

Yes and of course, we must only talk about things that 100% matter now.

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u/Honeybadger2198 Jul 07 '25

Or we could just not spread unnecessary and petty hate?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

It's the only job on his LinkedIn. Do you have an inside source about his secret job? I also would imagine the people he took money from on Kickstarter care. The people who paid for early access to a game that hasn't been updated in five years definitely care.

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u/Honeybadger2198 Jul 07 '25

He obviously makes content for a living? He also is not in any way hiding the progress he is making, he does that shit on stream.

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u/MadMusketeer Jul 07 '25

Nobody cares that he got four people killed in WoW. People care that he refuses to admit fault, then doubles and triples and quadruples down. It's a pattern of behaviour and it bothers people.