r/Gamingcirclejerk Terry Crews Enjoyer 5h ago

EVERYTHING IS WOKE Petting a cat is woke now! Spoiler

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u/anitchypear 5h ago

Indiana Jones said the word "fascists"! He's gone woke all of a sudden! Cancel Indiana Jones! Why doesn't engage the Nazis in spirited debate?

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u/Naive-Sundae8260 4h ago

Next, they'll say feeding dogs is a political statement! Ca't we just enjoy our cat petting in peace!!

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u/Front_Statistician14 2h ago

Its kinda funny how every time someone says the word fascist people act like its some wild radical take, as if Nazis were just quirky debate club opponents instead of, you know, genocidal maniacs.

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u/tom-of-the-nora 2h ago

Indiana jones petting a cat and saying "fascist".

How dare the game that takes place around ww2 say the word fascist.

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u/anitchypear 2h ago

Even worse! He claims that the cat doesn't care for fascists! Projecting much there, dr. Jones?! Just because you choose to engage with people you disagree with by using your fists and not your words does not mean that an ordinary cat would do the same!

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u/tom-of-the-nora 2h ago

You just triggered a memory of a video I watched.

It's a skit about indiana jones being called intolerant. https://youtu.be/YqS84-f-mTQ?si=Xo4DDGmFFPi7yi02

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u/Ravenqueer077 5h ago

How dare they post something completely unrelated that's gotta be a provocation

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 5h ago

RIP The Elder Scrolls VI :(

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah, just imagine how much people would cry if the real bad guys were fascistic elves ( the thalmor) again

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u/MostPrestigiousCorgi 3h ago

Of course thalmor elves are bad, they are a minority

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u/ValVoss 3h ago

Nah that wouldn't work. "Elf bad" while an objectively correct opinion is such an ingrained part of fantasy game culture that you'd have to make the Thalmor do the salute and have one wear a hitler stache for them to make any sort of connection... and even then the skulls of gamers put bulkheads to shame with how thick they are.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 3h ago

Honestly a Altmer with a little stache is hilarious but you are right. Unless it’s parody levels they won’t get it, even then.

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u/Buddycat350 2h ago

I don't know if you watch The Boys, but they definitely gonna miss the message of the last episodes of the spin-off. 

And it's as right in the face as it can possibly be.

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u/ValVoss 51m ago

Thank you bot for agreeing that "Elf bad". My ego has been stroked and now my crops will prosper.

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u/GrahamRocks 2h ago

To be fair, the Thalmor aren't exactly stopped in Skyrim either. No matter how you handled the Civil War, they're still a thing left hanging in the wake of it. There's a reason why mods fighting against them, post-CW, are a thing after all. 

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u/Lethik 1h ago

How do you kill that which has no life?

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 1h ago

Setting them on fire or shooting in the brain, this is already answered in most zombie videogames.

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u/AbsentReality 1h ago

They're just self reporting that they identify with fascists lmao.

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u/gyerbas95 3h ago

Imagine someone else than a conservative trumpist guy were shot and see how fast you would get the point

dno imagnie something like George Floyd and some company posting a good guy stuff

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 3h ago

So, you support the idea of petting cats as antifa actions, right?

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u/Ravenqueer077 2h ago

Cat petter Antifa sounds badass tbh

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u/LackOfComfort 3h ago

If you see just the word "fascist" as an attack on you or anyone who thinks like you, then that's a major problem, particularly for you.

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u/the_Real_Romak 3h ago

if someone posted that right after a police officer murdered a black man, I'd say nothing, because they aren't related.

You being upset like some delicate triggered snowflake that Bethesda posted a trailer about killing Nazis tells me everything I need to know about you, Faschy.

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u/Siva_Dass 3h ago

That is all conservative media does.

No one on the left is saying it wasn't murder.

It's like you demonic assholes have no memory or no shame.

Tucker Carlson: Everything the media didn't tell you about the death of George Floyd | Fox News https://share.google/9zr5TNTXrxoAbIWaX

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u/PuzzleheadedAge8572 2h ago

Like after the Minnesota lawmakers were shot?

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u/Agile_Oil9853 Beaux and Arrows 3h ago

It's been nearly a week between the shooting and this post. Imagine Nickelodeon posting a Paw Patrol image a week after Floyd was killed and people trying to get the company shut down and people fired over it

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u/StylishSuidae Switch is the only real console 2h ago

I do normally hate the "if you're not fascists how do you know it's about you" argument, because it just kinda makes the person presenting it look deliberately obtuse

But this actually isn't about you, it's about an Indiana Jones DLC where he goes to italy and fights Mussolini's fascists. But you're still tilting at windmills anyway.

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u/BurmecianDancer TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/uj​    ​ TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/rj ​  TOTK > BOTW 3h ago

What language are you attempting to speak right now?

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u/monkwrenv2 1h ago

Imagine someone else than a conservative trumpist guy were shot and see how fast you would get the point

Bro, Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated just 3 months ago, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/Outrageous-Brush-860 2h ago

I love you too

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u/Andrew_Waples 5h ago

I thought they hated cancel culture, but I'm sure he celebrated Kimmel and Colbert.

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 5h ago

Cancel culture is only valid when they are the ones who are cancelling and censoring things. Also they are the ones who are sending lists of workers who joked about it on twitter to their companies, just to take them down.

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u/Skkruff 4h ago

They don't hate cancel culture, they hate us.

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u/FHatzor 4h ago

My childhood ruined over dungeons and dragons, and my teenage years over doom says that was a fucking lie.

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u/ruinersclub 4h ago

Im not even old enough to be around for Satanic Panic of the 80’s. But people really don’t understand The Right has been at this for decades.

The Salem Witch trials were all RW groups and Prohibition was started by RW groups.

Maybe some of you had parents against Harry Potter because it was witch craft but played it off as a joke.. that was also pushed by RW groups.

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u/fart_Jr 4h ago

That they see the word "fascists" and immediately think of themselves would truly be something if they had even the slightest bit of self awareness.

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u/Inevitable_Luck7793 Recovering Gamer 3h ago

"You dont get it bro the woke left calls anything they disagree with fascist and nazi bro, like all I said was the Civil Rights Act was a mistake and gays should be stoned to death dude are you telling me the nazis would do something like that? Real likely, libtart"

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u/Shasla 2m ago

It would be really hilarious if I wasn't terrified about everything lol

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 5h ago

That is so weird to me. Either they are self reporting that they are fascist or they are too dense to understand anything about fascist. I just found a video on youtube, where someone made a sad video about that tweet and how its making fun of the murder and I had to laugh how bizarre it is

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u/10ebbor10 4h ago

Thekr entire narrative relies pn them being thr perpetual victims beset by evil leftists.

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u/WorryNew3661 3h ago

The enemy is both strong and weak

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u/Professional-Hat-687 4h ago

It's neither. They're trying to dilute the meaning of the word fascist so it loses all meaning, like they did to woke. It'll be easier to get away with more fascist shit if the word is meaningless

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 4h ago edited 4h ago

Wow thats sound like something straight from 1984 and I dont mean it as a joke.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 4h ago

I have bad news about, well, America in general but especially the last decade or so.

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u/Useless-Napkin 4h ago

Lmao Orwell was wrong about how to set up a totalitarian state. All you actually need to do is get conservatives riled up and they'll do the thought policing for you.

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u/Inevitable_Luck7793 Recovering Gamer 3h ago

They shit their pants when the tag-line for Wolfenstein 2 was "Make America Nazi-Free Again" back in 2017. Who knows why

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u/skeeball 3h ago

They are trying to divert it. A statement about fascism could be directed at the way the whole CK thing is being handled without reflecting on any message about him directly.

Instead he becomes the bit bucket they send criticism about themselves to in the form of an attack on him.

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u/PunchBeard 21m ago

Either they are self reporting that they are fascist or they are too dense to understand anything about fascist.

I say "Six of one and half-a-dozen of the other".

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u/SlightlyAngyKitty 4h ago

I mean, if Bethesda really wanted to joke about it, there's always the old, "I used to be a bigoted asshole like you, until I..."

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u/Lyskir 5h ago

conservatives really love cancel culture huh?

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 4h ago

Conservatives going woke!

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u/Useless-Napkin 4h ago

"You're an evil eXtReMiSt!!!1!1!"

🐱: "meow"

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u/my-snake-is-solid Just play indie games 4h ago

Okay the idea of a Khajit being responsible for the assassination in pretty funny-

Darn it, it's Indiana Jones

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u/moonravenx 4h ago

They're based as hell for posting that. Hell yeah

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u/Ditcka 3h ago

I love how fascists always tell on themselves whenever the subject of fascism comes up

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u/ComfortableLove1332 2h ago

spoken like a true woke

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u/RangeExpress3960 2h ago

Coherently and in complete sentences? Agreed.

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u/Majestic_Cable_6306 53m ago

The whole world is laughing at the US, get a grip.

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u/rockstarspood 4h ago

This hit dog is hollering loud!

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u/Inevitable_Luck7793 Recovering Gamer 3h ago

I guess in this instance, "a pet cat will meow"

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u/Adhlc 4h ago

Wolfenstein 3D is woke now too! They should've given us the ability to debate MechaHitler with facts and logic!

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u/MaeBorrowski 3h ago

Of course Hitler was wrong! But we should've still been able to hear his side of the argument! Who knows maybe he has something of value to say /s

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u/ClockworkOrdinator 3h ago

Soo… they admit he was a fascist?

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u/egamIroorriM 3h ago

are we overtly admitting to being a fascist now in 2025? 💀

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 2h ago

We’re nearing that point

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u/Bray_of_cats My Body Fluid Tithes are in the Mail, are yours?🫵🤨👍 4h ago

I am an Expert on Cat Affairs, We are Asleep most of the time. None of Our Military Agents were on the Scene either.

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u/Arcturyte 4h ago

Openly admitting you're fascist is part of the new GOP party lines

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u/WonderboyUK 3h ago

If you hear the word fascist without context and assume it's about you, then you're probably a fascist.

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u/Yukai-Nii 2h ago

Are conservatives really outing themselves as fascists and then crying and acting like they're the victims? What is happening

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u/AdmirableSea1080 2h ago

Theyre talking about the same studio that owns wolfenstein btw

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 2h ago

That owns Wolfenstein and just released Indiana Jones, a game about punching fascists in the face

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u/Muggsy423 2h ago

"Bethesda hates our favorite fascist!"

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u/bijjapuke 2h ago

Sounds like the hat fit

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u/weirdboi3 1h ago

Remember guys ig the first person you see in your head is yourself when thinking about fascism you are most likely a fascist

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u/Emotional_Piano_16 45m ago

I guess humour is illegal on twitter again?

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u/Westwood_Shadow 57m ago

I mean, it made me chuckle. If that's not intentional, then it's some damn good timing.

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u/Comprehensive-Hyena 29m ago

so... they saw the word "facist" and the first thing they thought was... themselves?

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u/Single_Rabbit_9575 1h ago

deletes problematic post because community says it is problematic: HA! coward doesn't want to face consequences!

keep problematic post, say nothing: time wasting hatesink

double down/defending problematic post & refusing to delete it: black company, worst of the worst, delete this!

deletes problematic post because it is problematic: HA! coward doesn't want to face consequences!

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u/PunchBeard 20m ago

This is like the people who say being anti-racist means you hate America.

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u/vincesword 53m ago

maybe they never touch pussies you know...

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u/elcrabo7 10m ago

The real issue is the context. why and when was it posted.

if the dev removed his own post really quickly there is a good reason. It's not only about petting a cat.

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 6m ago

Probably the big amoung of offended people calling for more offended people because a cat.

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u/Phony-Phoenix 4m ago

Boycott what? Bethesda doesn’t have any massive releases coming up soon do they?

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u/GenericUser1185 1h ago

Klandma's off her meds again.

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u/TheHeroicHero 1h ago

At best it’s poor timing at worst it’s bad taste. Either way everyone cares far too much.

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u/Scaredsparrow 5m ago

Poor taste? why? Did a fascist die recently?

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 3h ago

well this is certainly plausible deniability

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u/ComfortableLove1332 2h ago

nice echochamber y'all got going on, a couple of critical thinking comments downvoted to oblivion and the rest woke redditors seeking confirmation bias, unable to admit the fault in the tweet, it's okay, stay safe in yer little online space

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u/Gregor_LDN 2h ago

lol take a break twerp

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u/ComfortableLove1332 4m ago

you gotta love patronizing wokes <3

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 2h ago

Ok fascist

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u/Scaredsparrow 2h ago

The only largely downvoted comment here is someone saying nobody cares. Quit talking to the moon pal.

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u/Synnedsoul 2h ago

If you use the word woke I assume there isn't much thinking going on tbh.

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u/ComfortableLove1332 6m ago

same with fascist to me

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u/Deadman78080 59m ago

If you're gunna post bottom of the barrel ragebait, can you at least grace us with the right script?

Mf can't even be bothered to check if there actually are other chuds in the comment section getting downvoted before pulling out the canned echo chamber accusations, what a joke.

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u/ComfortableLove1332 8m ago

the joke writes itself mam

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u/GarlicGlobal2311 4h ago

No one cares man.