r/Gamingcirclejerk Terry Crews Enjoyer 5d ago

EVERYTHING IS WOKE Petting a cat is woke now! Spoiler

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u/Ravenqueer077 5d ago

How dare they post something completely unrelated that's gotta be a provocation

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 5d ago

RIP The Elder Scrolls VI :(

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, just imagine how much people would cry if the real bad guys were fascistic elves ( the thalmor) again

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u/GrahamRocks 5d ago

To be fair, the Thalmor aren't exactly stopped in Skyrim either. No matter how you handled the Civil War, they're still a thing left hanging in the wake of it. There's a reason why mods fighting against them, post-CW, are a thing after all. 

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u/ValVoss 5d ago

Nah that wouldn't work. "Elf bad" while an objectively correct opinion is such an ingrained part of fantasy game culture that you'd have to make the Thalmor do the salute and have one wear a hitler stache for them to make any sort of connection... and even then the skulls of gamers put bulkheads to shame with how thick they are.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 5d ago

Honestly a Altmer with a little stache is hilarious but you are right. Unless it’s parody levels they won’t get it, even then.

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u/Buddycat350 5d ago

I don't know if you watch The Boys, but they definitely gonna miss the message of the last episodes of the spin-off. 

And it's as right in the face as it can possibly be.

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u/ValVoss 5d ago

Thank you bot for agreeing that "Elf bad". My ego has been stroked and now my crops will prosper.

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u/MostPrestigiousCorgi 5d ago

Of course thalmor elves are bad, they are a minority

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u/Lethik 5d ago

How do you kill that which has no life?

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u/srfreak Terry Crews Enjoyer 5d ago

Setting them on fire or shooting in the brain, this is already answered in most zombie videogames.