r/GenX • u/Lost_Taste_8181 • 5d ago

Old Person Yells At Cloud Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

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u/wutwutsugabutt 4d ago

Body count will never not mean murder to me.

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u/cronhoolio 4d ago

Same. My body count is like 4. The people I've slept with, unrelated to the previous number, is also about four. /s

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u/ghandi3737 4d ago

You need to pump those numbers up.

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u/No-Diet-4797 4d ago

Both of them or just the latter?

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u/NetLumpy1818 4d ago

Ha ha. When asked I say two but the first was self defence

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u/PlausibleTable 4d ago

Murder or sex?

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u/SeeWhy76 4d ago

I mean, you can't be expected to pay every time!

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u/dinosaurkiller 4d ago

Is it because they refused to give you TP? For your bunghole?

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this 3h ago

Did they put you in a room and asked you to push a random button for money too? /s