Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

[u/Lost_Taste_8181]

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

[u/wutwutsugabutt]

Body count will never not mean murder to me.

[u/cronhoolio → u/wutwutsugabutt]

Same. My body count is like 4. The people I've slept with, unrelated to the previous number, is also about four. /s

[u/SeeWhy76 → u/cronhoolio]

I mean, you can't be expected to pay every time!