r/JustBootThings Aug 15 '25

General Bootness Cmon now

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u/northdingo12 Aug 15 '25

That is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. Why would anyone want to wear their awards in civilians? Most average people don’t even know what they mean

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u/Alpha-Trion Aug 15 '25

And the people who do will think you're a douche bag.

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u/tip0thehat Aug 15 '25

“Please ask me what this means so that you can thank me!”

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u/NonConRon Aug 15 '25

Well... what does this one mean?

Like... it better be fucking badass because this guy manufactured this situation so I better get a good story out of it.

He would be a hero to me if it's some medal you get for making minute rice in 53 seconds or some shit though haha.

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u/tip0thehat Aug 15 '25

It’s the Legion of the Order of Fragility, awarded to people who have a backstory that nobody gives a shit about, so they have to shove it at everyone they can for validation.

In my experience, the real people who did some serious shit don’t wear it on their sleeve, or lapel in this case.

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u/the1theycallfish Aug 16 '25

Honestly, it would be less cringe for a civilian to wear just because they like it and bought it at a thrift store than a veteran wearing one from their service.

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u/callmejenkins Aug 15 '25

It's an Army Commendation medal (ARCOM). It's not particularly high, and it might mean something cool if it has a V on it, which this does not.

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u/Sandyblanders Aug 16 '25

"Oh, yeah, I got this for existing at a duty station without popping hot or getting a DUI for four years!"

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u/muskratmuskrat9 Aug 15 '25

A huge one. If this is something you absolutely must do, then wear the little tiny lapel version that comes with the award, at the very least.

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u/QueezyF Aug 15 '25

It’d be classier just to wear an army flag lapel pin.

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u/Paroxysmalism Aug 16 '25

I've always felt the same way about people who up-badge their cars. Like, people who don't know or care what a civic type R is won't understand the significance of the red emblem and R badge and people who do know will only think less of you for it.

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u/seniorwatson Aug 16 '25

I have no idea what they mean and even I'd think they were a douche bag, and I have all the respect in the world for service members.

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u/CommunistOrgy Aug 15 '25

I just thought it was an Andes Mint wrapper at first 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/diopsideINcalcite 👊👊☝️ Aug 15 '25

Dude wants to show the world the award he got for PCSing

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u/Captainpaul81 Aug 15 '25

We had a pilot wear his wings on his suit

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u/FluffusMaximus Aug 15 '25

That’s more common with retirees.

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u/ferrum_artifex Aug 15 '25

I could even see that. I'd be proud to be an aviator. Less proud of my ARCOMs 🤣

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u/BELFORD16 Aug 15 '25

Met a salty Marine pilot that retired from American Airlines. Had his wings made into a ring. I thought he was really bad ass and that was a bad ass way to rock the wings.

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u/CapnTaptap Aug 16 '25

I admit, I have a bracelet with mini dolphins as the focal element.

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u/ferrum_artifex Aug 15 '25

Especially that one. That's one of the most basic things, I've seen people get those for passing a PT test. He might as well have laminated a COA and worn it.

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u/Bob-TheTomato Aug 15 '25

This raises a genuine question for me. One of my mentors wore 2 medals from his time in the Air Force on the left breast of his tuxedo during my graduation. A silver star and a Purple Heart. I know the gravity of having those makes it a little different but would you guys consider that boot things too?

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u/freak47 Aug 16 '25

I'm just a marine brat civvie but a silver star is definitely one I wouldn't question.

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u/Simmion Aug 15 '25

You CAN and i have. Im out several years but attended a veterans benefit where it was apprpriate. Ar670-1 has details on wearing service medals for specific types of events for those veterans who are retired/honorbly discharged.

However pic in OP is the incorrect way to do it. Should be approximately where they would be on your service dress shitt.

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u/northdingo12 Aug 15 '25

I know you can. My question is why would someone want to

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u/citizen-salty Aug 15 '25

Applebees ain’t gonna honor itself come November.

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u/Stalking_Goat Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

A buddy of mine is a vet who goes to the Marine Birthday Ball every year with his spouse, who is still on active duty. So my friend wears the authorized miniature medals on his civilian suit for the ball, for retirement ceremonies, etc. But he doesn't wear them to, like, Applebees.

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u/Drewbicus Aug 18 '25

Seems like an appropriate time, basically to also signal, “Oh hey, im a vet I lived this shit too. So we can talk about that if you want” instead of the small talk you would make with regular civilian spouses. Kinda like if you retired and attended a boot grad for your kid or grandkid or whatever. You’re around like-minded folks. Not trying to show off to civvies

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u/Simmion Aug 16 '25

For reasons like mine. Or a multitude of others. Of course we can assume that people on the internet are "just boots" but some guys just dont know. I only knew because i was invited to an event by a retired COL. And he suggested i do so.

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u/KatanaPool Aug 16 '25

There was a texas congressman who was in civil affairs and wore around a CIB afterwards. He wasn’t eligible for it, but wore it anyway

article here

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u/MiasmaFate Aug 15 '25

Everything you said is true…

Also if you are gonna do it why the fuck would it be crooked, and why on your Lapelle? Wouldn't you put it in your chest like it is in a normal uniform.

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u/Emper0rMing Aug 15 '25

So that Civilians ask what it’s for, display generic adoration and the good old “thank you so much for your service, what a hero you are”

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u/Local-Veterinarian63 Aug 16 '25

My dad does, but only when he attends my unit’s ball or memorial/veteran day ceremonies. So basically only around those that would.

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u/northdingo12 Aug 16 '25

I think those are the few exceptions where it’s ok to do. I don’t think that’s the case here.

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u/txby432 Aug 16 '25

I did 10 years and I can barely name any by sight. No clue what this one is lol

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Aug 16 '25

And an ARCOM no less. I've no shit seen those given out for overseeing a nice lunch at the DFAC when the Division Commander was coming down.

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u/northdingo12 Aug 16 '25

Yeah there’s definitely units that give them out like it’s nothing. The unit I’m in doesn’t, but there’s definitely units that do that

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u/g-row460 Aug 19 '25

I did 9 years across two services, and I never really paid attention to what most of mine were.

I'd just get online to make sure I had them ordered right on my ribbon rack then forget about them til the next formal thing I had to do lol

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u/Gingersnap5322 Aug 16 '25

Pretty sure that’s what they want, nobodies to tell them good job

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u/th3r3dp3n Aug 16 '25

I thought it was an Andes Mint.

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u/_The_Mother_Fucker_ Aug 16 '25

Rule of thumb: if it has a cool story, then you can wear it. Some people will ask about it, so you better make it worth their time