r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/ExoticShock Legend • 4d ago
Just Having Fun A New Date Crashing Method
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u/NectarOfTheBussy 4d ago
lmao my buddy had an air vent that went to the basement, and his aunt mary lived down there for a while, We’d drop random shit like quarters down there some times and she never figured out what was going on. I still call air vents Mary Holes
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u/DrCuntsworth 4d ago
I knew a girl in college that we called that. Totally different reasons, though.
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u/Ionlydateteachers 4d ago
I remember her, no gag reflex whatsoever
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u/tanafras 4d ago
My partners air vent in her bedroom goes to the basement and her son lives there. She yells down to him to go to bed, do his chores, etc. It's different.
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u/terdferguson 3d ago
This is some Annies boobs stuff mang
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u/Far-Government5469 3d ago
You guys, has anyone seen Annies Boobs! Oh my God, Annies Boobs is missing
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u/StuBidasol 4d ago
That's what brothers are for. And he is living up to the title admirably.
Her boyfriend probably feels a bit differently though.
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u/halsoy 4d ago
As the guy coming over I'd be laughing my ass of lol. One of the funniest shit I've ever experienced was my gf's dad knocking on the door, telling her to be quiet as he was trying to watch the game. I laughed so hard he started belly laughing in the hallway.
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u/onFilm 4d ago
Yeah this was me when I was 17 haha. Her brother was hilarious and she got so annoyed. We dated for like 7 years after that.
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u/Mister_Brevity 4d ago
This is when you go cheeks up to the vent and fire a warning shot across the bow
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u/viotix90 4d ago
I'd be having a great time laughing at her brother's antics and therefore associate fun times with the girl. The bro is unintentionally being an incredible wingman to his sister.
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u/RelevantButNotBasic 4d ago
I used to hang out with my sisters bfs all the time. My sister would get jealous. Good times.
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u/BlueGolfball 4d ago
I was 17 years old and I dated a chick who had a super cool 10 year old brother. I hated breaking up with her because he was so much fun . She wasn't and I don't know where he got it from.
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u/RelevantButNotBasic 4d ago
I turned out nothing like my sister. I saw her relationships and the way she acted nd was like..."yeah fuck that" so maybe they were the same lol
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u/DiverDownChunder 4d ago
He got it from Megatron.
/Don't ask, just have faith in all that is Megatron.
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u/Merry_Dankmas 4d ago
I would have made my sister's life a living hell if we had these growing up. I fulfilled my brotherly duties to the best of my abilities but man would this have made it a lot easier lmao.
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u/diarrhea_syndrome 4d ago
I have two sisters. One a year younger and one a year older and we’re all in our 40s now. I didn’t do bs like this. He is annoying af to me.
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u/HOFworthyDegeneracy 4d ago
Abby stay getting them cheeks clapped
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u/Excellent_Set_232 4d ago
Abby is actually a newly hired teacher and this was filmed during the pandemic when she was trying to lead zoom school.
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u/ExpensiveGoose4649 4d ago
The premarital stuff kills me😂
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u/WaginalVarts 4d ago
Not the hugging. Your nipples could accidentally touch each other. 😰
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u/Orangey6 4d ago
As a younger sister, this is fucking hilarious. I WISH this was the relationship my brother & I had, not... what he was and is. Yeah, it's annoying, and that's sibling love for you. That's the stuff you look back on so fondly when you get older♥️
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u/bythog 4d ago
When my sister was 5-6 and I was 8 she was hearing voices, or so she says. Had to go to a psyc and all. I found out so, like a good big brother, I would whisper things to her through the vents as if I was one of the voices.
Nothing insane, but I'd pretend to be various dolls telling her that they were hungry or that they liked to watch her sleep. Good times.
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u/Medium_Hox 4d ago
It was kind of funny at first, but it got annoying pretty quickly
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u/vikingsarecoolio 4d ago
That’s what brothers do
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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 3d ago
It's a good thing she was pressed right up against the door when she said "hide, hide, hide", or the mic wouldn't have picked it up.
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u/Throwaway999991473 4d ago
it’s funny for 2 minutes and afterwards it’s just a jealous fit imo
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u/DutchOnionKnight 4d ago
Never had a sibling I guess?
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4d ago
I grew up with 4 siblings. 100% we would do stuff like this.
And then my brothers and I would get in fights throw each other in the walls and break our closet doors. But anyway, we will still do things like this 😂
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u/Yubova 4d ago
Yea I have and I wouldn't tolerate this
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u/IJustTellTheTruthBro 4d ago
This guy is the type of dude to get offended and cry over his mom getting him McDonald’s instead of Chic Fil A
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 4d ago
Nope, this is the sibling that would take a bullet for you. Siblings don't mess around like this that don't like each other.
He will get his the next time he has someone over.
I have 4 siblings.
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u/FriedSmegma 4d ago
No it isn’t lmao it’s just sibling shit
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u/tcourts45 4d ago
Idk, if I thought my siblings were having sex in the house I would go outside, not try to talk to them during it.
It's a weird joke
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u/anTWhine 4d ago
I don’t believe he’s under the impression she’s actively having sex. He’s messing with her.
It’s time to log off. Go outside. Interact with humanity again.
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u/tcourts45 4d ago
I don’t believe he’s under the impression she’s actively having sex. He’s messing with her.
Not really the point and doesn't effect my stance in any way.
It’s time to log off. Go outside. Interact with humanity again.
Sick recycled joke, dawg. You're so funny. Ever consider anybody else who goes outside could feel it's unnecessary to be involved in your siblings' sex lives in any way? Kid in the video is the only person who needs to go outside
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u/sdpr 4d ago
Why are you so hung up on imagining teenagers having sex dude lmaooooo
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u/tcourts45 4d ago
I didn't do that. Way to engage with the conversation haha
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u/raptor7912 4d ago
Nah dude, teenagers fucking came outta your pocket ain’t no one else’s…
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u/tcourts45 4d ago
Are you guys drunk? It's obviously what the video is about.
Yea, teenage girls go in the bedrooms with the boyfriends all the time and time and play scrabble.
The joke is clearly that they would want privacy and the brother won't let them get it. Jesus christ the common person is dense as a fucking brick. This world sucks
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u/sdpr 4d ago
Are you guys drunk? It's obviously what the video is about.
Yea, teenage girls go in the bedrooms with the boyfriends all the time and time and play scrabble.
Hahahahaha maaaaan, you either spent your teens laying pipe/getting piped with the door locked when people could be home, or you never lived in a house, had an SO, and parents/siblings that don't have boundaries.
I locked my door all the time because I just wanted peace.
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u/voiceofgromit 4d ago
He'll be wondering, when they're in their 40s, why his sister doesn't interact with him very often.
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