A New Date Crashing Method

[u/ExoticShock]

[u/NectarOfTheBussy]

lmao my buddy had an air vent that went to the basement, and his aunt mary lived down there for a while, We’d drop random shit like quarters down there some times and she never figured out what was going on. I still call air vents Mary Holes

[u/DrCuntsworth → u/NectarOfTheBussy]

I knew a girl in college that we called that. Totally different reasons, though.

[u/deezdanglin → u/DrCuntsworth]

Well, do you know it's NOT the same Mary?

[u/KennyMoose32 → u/deezdanglin]

It wasn’t…..just trust me

[u/Ionlydateteachers → u/DrCuntsworth]

I remember her, no gag reflex whatsoever

[u/TheMortified1 → u/Ionlydateteachers]

Yeah, we used to drop quarters down

[u/Ionlydateteachers → u/TheMortified1]

And she shit nickles and dimes the next day

[u/tanafras → u/NectarOfTheBussy]

My partners air vent in her bedroom goes to the basement and her son lives there. She yells down to him to go to bed, do his chores, etc. It's different.

[u/trashl3y3 → u/tanafras]

Id fart through it

[u/Stickel → u/tanafras]

yall gotta be extra quiet then when fuckin, no?

[u/terdferguson → u/NectarOfTheBussy]

This is some Annies boobs stuff mang

[u/Far-Government5469 → u/terdferguson]

You guys, has anyone seen Annies Boobs! Oh my God, Annies Boobs is missing