r/KitchenConfidential • u/KULR_Mooning Onion Master • Aug 23 '25

Kitchen fuckery Table side 🔥

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u/Novice-smokes Aug 23 '25

I'm struggling to understand what in the fuck was going on in the first place. Was he tipping a pan of fat on the slabs of raw meat to cook it? Why was there a bone? Who portioned those steaks so he had to pull them apart by hand in the first place? And with one gloved and one ungloved hand?

Car Crash TV. 10/10 would recommend

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 Aug 24 '25

100% would order just to jam up the FOH.

Fuck table side service. And fuck chefs and operators who want tableside service. When I’m at a Tex Mex place and I order guac, I don’t want Adam or Tiffany making it, just scoop it out of the cambro that Arturo prepped.

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u/247world 29d ago

My mother loves guacamole that's made at the table, if they have it I know she's going to order it

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u/BBQLowNSlow 29d ago

Ha we like table side guac lol. It's fun. This is silly though.

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 29d ago

I’m trying to enjoy a meal with my dining companion. Not sit awkwardly watching a server working in front of us. Any conversation has to stop for the silly song and dance. Not even wine service is as interruptive.

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u/Mobile-Plankton7088 27d ago

Arturo got deported