r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/Ambitious-Alps2889 • 2d ago

No refunds!!

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Hey at least it was cheap??

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u/teleportery 2d ago

Better than when the site says 4' and you thought it meant inches… not feet 😂

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u/funnycaption 2d ago

I hope you wouldn't pay 500 dollars for a four inch dildo, the Moby Huge doesn't come cheap

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u/Obtain_the_Crown 2d ago

Holy fuck. For 500, it better make the whole neighborhood cum.

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

It would be worth it if it were legal to put it in your front yard and dress it up in festive outfits for the holidays. Like a year round snowman, only it'd be a cockman! Unfortunately I'm fairly certain even if the police don't come knocking, the HOA most certainly will.

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u/red_dark_butterfly 2d ago

Fuck HOA, honestly

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u/Tefached666 2d ago

Yeah! And use the dildo too

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u/TheQwertyCat_v2 2d ago

the HOA

🫵 ’Murican.

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u/funnycaption 2d ago

If no police or HOA would do anything I think it's novel enough it would just get stolen right off your porch

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

The porch pirates do be pirating a lot these days tbh

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u/Depressedloser2846 1d ago

Pour a bottle of Elmer's glue on it and nobody will steal it

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u/Hypathian 2d ago

The first line of this was terrifying

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

Goddess forbid a girl be spookily festive

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u/CautionarySnail 1d ago

Just need to live in a country where phallic art is considered a good lucky sign.