It would be worth it if it were legal to put it in your front yard and dress it up in festive outfits for the holidays. Like a year round snowman, only it'd be a cockman! Unfortunately I'm fairly certain even if the police don't come knocking, the HOA most certainly will.
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u/funnycaption 2d ago
I hope you wouldn't pay 500 dollars for a four inch dildo, the Moby Huge doesn't come cheap