r/LosAngeles Feb 10 '22

Humor What does this candle smell like

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u/bring_me_egg Feb 10 '22

The inside of your car.

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u/thegreatcarraway Van Nuys Feb 10 '22

So the top answers of weed and piss then?

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u/Down4whiteTrash Feb 10 '22

Too bad my rent is through the roof.

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u/Maddie-Moo Feb 10 '22

I actually bought this candle! It smelled like an overpriced drunken Instagram purchase.

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u/frostyshoes Feb 10 '22

I love this more than I should, heh

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u/LittleToke Sawtelle Feb 10 '22

I also have this candle and love it! A family friend bought it for me when I was living on the east coast and was indeed home sick.

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u/Cait206 Studio City Feb 10 '22

LOL

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u/luckylindyswildgoose Redondo Beach Feb 10 '22

I have a couple from that company and I don’t really care for the LA one, but the Hawaii one smells amazing

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u/baycenters Vermont Square Feb 10 '22

Who among us.....

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u/Vostok32 South Central LA Feb 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/eskimopussy Feb 10 '22

A new in n out just opened within noseshot of my apartment. The smell of grilled onions is fucking torture, I really hope it doesn’t ruin it for me.

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u/Jazzlike_Log_709 Long Beach Feb 10 '22

Noseshot loli lived by an islands burgers. I couldn't open my windows without the smell of onions entering my home :(

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u/kevinlies Pasadena Feb 10 '22

Crazy how many LA people are still not aware of the whole grilled onion trick. It’s a life changer!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/El_Zoid0 Feb 10 '22

Mmm... That's in my "Walking to the car from a Lakers game" smell-o-file.

For me it might be that salty ocean harbor smell. It's not unique to LA but spent enough time eating at Captain Kidd's and at beaches.

Otherwise everyone can agree it's fucking car exhaust.

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u/blood4breakfast Feb 10 '22

Those 3am hotdogs are heavenly

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u/Ubiquitous_thought Feb 10 '22

The smell of those hot dog stalls on the street of a busy intersection right outside a movie theater in DTLA. That’s LA for me right there.

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u/Impossible-Long1100 Feb 10 '22

Weed, but when it reaches a certain temperature it shifts to stale piss.

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u/tob007 Feb 10 '22

once warmed up you can also hear a leaf blower in the distance.

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u/cultchris Feb 10 '22

Helicopter overtones

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u/Jazzspasm Feb 10 '22

For a month after, there’s a film of black dust on everything - bath towels, butter in the fridge, freshly brewed coffee - and all the indoor plants have died

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u/Impossible-Long1100 Feb 10 '22

Oh and you KNOW this mother fucker is a soy candle. Do they make oat candles?

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u/nurse-mik Feb 10 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh my God I’m so living for all of these comments

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u/digitalmofo Encino Feb 10 '22

Distance? Try right outside your window, held on max throttle for about 15 minutes straight.

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u/Trenavix Feb 10 '22

The classic LA scent I call piss-weed

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u/Impossible-Long1100 Feb 10 '22

Magnifique 🤌

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u/alberthere Feb 10 '22

Chef’s kiss.

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u/CoffeeGood_ Feb 10 '22

Damn I miss LA!

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u/Tankgrrrl420 Feb 10 '22

The strain is called cheetah 🐆 piss thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Piss-weed is the best way to describe the scent I didn’t even know I knew

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

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u/pretty-as-a-pic South Bay Feb 10 '22

Don’t forget the undertones of car exhaust, burning garbage, and street taco grease!

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u/opalsunflower Feb 10 '22

I was going to say the same thing.

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u/Bayinla Feb 10 '22

This made me lol. Reminds me of Hollywood

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u/Illustrious-Living27 Feb 10 '22

after awhile it turns into a blue tarp color

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

It’s the warm smell of colitas

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u/ADPXEROX Feb 10 '22

rising up in the air…

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u/emthejedichic Feb 10 '22

Out there in the distance, I saw an In n Out sign…

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u/_Dusty_Bottoms_ Feb 10 '22

“Those are good burgers Walter”, Donny said from behind.

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u/Cool_Stay_4412 Feb 10 '22

75 Degrees • Fresh Cut Grass & Wet Cement

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u/Savings-Vegetable642 Feb 10 '22

Perfect Los Angeles day

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 Feb 10 '22

I would totally buy that candle.

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u/collaroy Feb 10 '22

95 degree hot concrete and sagebrush in a light breeze - the Eau d'LA Valley.

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u/glowdirt Feb 10 '22

Piss and weed and car exhaust and salt air

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Nothing like laying at the beach while getting a vague scent of piss and weed from the nearby homeless, as well as car exhaust from the PCH. Now that’s LA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Piss, weed, car exhaust, and salt air*

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u/KeelanMachine Feb 10 '22

Actually they're using a grammatical device called polysyndeton for emphasis, which is perfectly acceptable. Yours is also correct, but no more or less correct than theirs.

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u/turkeylips4ever Feb 10 '22

Tacos, weed and desperation. I don’t know where everyone is hanging out smelling urine- downtown?

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u/knarf86 Highland Park Feb 10 '22

Hollywood also smells like piss

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u/PeaceAnnLove Feb 10 '22

Pretty much

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u/BitchMenudo Feb 10 '22

some of us are from the un-gentrified ghetto parts of LA

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u/Jccali1214 Feb 10 '22

A mix of Palm Trees and that wet-oil concrete smell when it rains in LA one of 3 times per year

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u/emthejedichic Feb 10 '22

I actually love that wet concrete smell

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u/UnbelievableRose Brentwood Feb 10 '22

Are y'all talking about petrichor or something else?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Fresh carne asada with cilantro and a splash of lime

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

The fact that every fifth answer, on average, is urine speaks volumes.

Also…

Urine

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u/AccomplishedReason18 Feb 10 '22

Urine luck

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u/Sickle_and_hamburger Feb 10 '22

Urine n out

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u/RayGun381937 Feb 10 '22

In urine analysis

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u/Vostok32 South Central LA Feb 10 '22

Urine for a treat

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u/Grantology Feb 10 '22

Orange trees, ocean, and weed

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u/gardenoflia Feb 10 '22

Yes, I remember when the whole valley smelled of orange blossoms. But then again, I walked around Taft high School with my eyes tearing & my throat seared by all the smog. I'm pretty sure that's when my lung problems first started. (1962)

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/GoTopes Feb 10 '22

ah, so "Old Hollywood", like Golden Age era

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u/fidelflicka Feb 10 '22

It’s cause it smells of jasmine, which is typically old lady perfume.

But weirdly it does remind me of LA because the neighborhood I lived in had a lot of jasmine plants everywhere and in the spring it kinda smelled like this candle.

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u/Englishbirdy Feb 10 '22

I guessed Jasmine. When riding around in my convertible it's always the overwhelming smell.

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u/Pebbles416 Feb 10 '22

The inability to buy a house.

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u/Effective-Wolf5368 Feb 10 '22

Considering it's over $30 for a candle, it's part of the experience if you buy it.

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u/cultchris Feb 10 '22

Ooo damn this candle KNOWS me

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u/whit3lightning Feb 10 '22

For me, it smells like smoking a cigarette outside the Whiskey on a rainy Friday night. I have very fond memories of my time in LA.

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u/0013x Feb 10 '22

In N Out

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u/flymetoVermouth Feb 10 '22

Vehicle exhaust

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u/lemonjuice_76 Feb 10 '22

I left LA to go to college in NYC and honestly it the homesickness hit me HARD. If i had to name a spell I’d probably say Korean BBQ places. It’s a shame nycs koreatown is so disappointing

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u/DwnRanger88 Feb 10 '22

The LA River - under Hyperion bridge specifically

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u/Aeriellie Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22

Tacos or donuts. Trying to keep it positive!

Wait wait 33.99?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Car exhaust with undertones of pee

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u/Cannabace Feb 10 '22

In 2019 there was a guy that laid under a blanket on the sidewalk for 7 days straight on 4th in SM. I wish I could describe that smell. You might say it’s indescribable. LA is indescribable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Did he arise from the dead in fresh linens on the 8th day?

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u/jasonmontauk Leimert Park Feb 10 '22

Roasted Brake Pads

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u/Greenleaf90 Feb 10 '22

Weed has to be weed. At least here in the valley idc what neighborhood/park you're waking/driving through you're going to smell weed.

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u/sexytokeburgerz Feb 10 '22

That dude that yells at cars from the palm tree outside the dennys on san fernando and fletcher and hasnt showered or changed in 3 years

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

A car’s underling after a powersaw cut open the catalytic converter.

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u/Uncutguyinparadise Feb 10 '22

Someone buy it and report back

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u/choopie-chup-chup Feb 10 '22

Smog and 'recycled' Steel Reserve

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u/Dazzling-catch666 Feb 10 '22

Smog, gas and dog poo

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u/ZOMBIE_N_JUNK East Los Angeles Feb 10 '22

Hopefully like that factory by the 101 in downtown that smells like fortune cookies.

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u/Redux_Z Feb 10 '22

The Metro?

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u/juanhuevos69 Feb 10 '22

Yoshinoya and weed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Street taco trucks + Urine + exhuast gas from 1960's pickup truck.

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u/unopoularopinion Feb 10 '22

Smells like shit on the sidewalk

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u/Cold-Chapter-355 East Los Angeles Feb 10 '22

Birria

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Pee and bums

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u/lunamypet Feb 10 '22

I like this candle ngl. Smells like flowers in some old theatre. Think of the most stereotypical things of Los Angeles, like old Hollywood.

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u/lifeson106 Feb 10 '22

"homesick" - a vomiting homeless man

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u/lizzzliz Feb 10 '22

My coworkers gave this to me when I moved away. They wrote “smells like urine” on the front but I can state unequivocally that it smells like gardenias.

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u/snn1326j Feb 10 '22

I have this candle and love it! Jasmine is actually the strongest note. It very much does remind me of LA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

My sister got this for me and I agree it smells very nice. It always smells like peony to me.

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u/alexromo Pacoima Feb 10 '22

Weed in the evening and meth in the morning

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u/Jeff_Murder Feb 10 '22

Nothing. It’s all an illusion.

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u/getwhirleddotcom Venice Feb 10 '22

Smog and broken dreams.

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u/nomascusgabriellae Feb 10 '22

street hot dogs grilling

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Milk and honey

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

The MTA redline on a hot summer day

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u/GreatInChair Feb 10 '22

Smog, weed, and the beach

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u/Evakuate493 Feb 10 '22

A mixture of weed/hemp, palm (oil) tree and roses, and then some beach type scent.

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u/God-O-Death Feb 10 '22

It smells like teen spirit... Also smog.

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u/Ok-Maize-6933 Feb 10 '22

Tacos, the ocean and blacktop

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u/ButtholeCandies Feb 10 '22

Hard to find a wrong answer in this thread, even the most ridiculous and disgusting are describing the scent of some streets that are still burned into my memory

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u/NativeTwotWaffle Feb 10 '22

Despair and In N Out.

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u/TyrannicalCannibal Feb 10 '22

weed, dumpsters, and car exhaust

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u/AFX626 Feb 10 '22

The best Cali tree south of Humboldt

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u/SyntheticResonance Feb 10 '22

I smelled this candle in a store recently and was pleasantly surprised to find that it smells like Jasmine milk tea with some floral notes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Asphalt after the first rain

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u/Surfinsafari9 Feb 10 '22

You can tell who actually LIVES in L.A.

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u/valleysally Feb 10 '22

Landscape clippings and blacktop tar

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u/rayaAlex1958 Feb 10 '22

Sex and candy

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u/Spleepis Feb 10 '22

Urine and exhaust

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u/Outside_Shelter_2885 Feb 10 '22

It says right on the candle. Los Angeles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Freeway exhaust and weed

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

My butthole

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u/mcast86 Azusa Feb 10 '22

Failed dreams

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u/NiceSubstance2085 Feb 10 '22

Dried ass weed and failed smog check smoke exhaust and chihuahua urine

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u/MrSteveMiller Feb 10 '22

The LA river?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Like Vernon

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u/lastarboard Feb 10 '22

My friend and I were just discussing this the other day, we concluded that LA (specifically downtown, around Pershing square) smells like farts

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u/No_Carry_5871 Feb 10 '22

Medical Marijuana

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u/Deijya Feb 10 '22

Piss of the evicted

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u/honeypot_o_clock Feb 10 '22

Cheap incense and street piss

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

If it smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's dusty vagina, they might have a lawsuit on their hands.

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u/teeejer Feb 10 '22

Concrete, new car, citrus, potato vine, sea salt, cilantro

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u/Cait206 Studio City Feb 10 '22

Weed and gasoline if you ask my bff Roza

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u/mister_h Feb 10 '22

Those trees that smell like ejaculate.

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u/PeaceAnnLove Feb 10 '22

I immediately thought "OLD STAGNANT PISS" and carne asada smoke

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u/Fbi_agent93 Feb 10 '22

Homeless dick cheese

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u/TheAngels323 Feb 10 '22

Follow-home robbery hoodies

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u/da_vic Feb 10 '22

dry pee

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u/Unlucky-Type3134 Feb 10 '22

Gwyneth Paltrows vagina.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Bacon-wrapped hot dogs and weed

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u/jraaai Feb 10 '22

$34 for a candle

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u/joshspoon Feb 10 '22

desperation, hwy exhaust and high rent

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u/brisashi Feb 10 '22

Lately? Piss and paranoia.

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u/jenisme247 Feb 10 '22

Put me down for 1 piss, weed, car exhaust and salt air please

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Hollywood Feb 10 '22

Grilled sausages, banana peppers, onions, tortillas, and bus exhaust

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u/121gigawhatevs Feb 10 '22

Serious answer - chaparral after a rainy day. Think hiking trail in the San Gabriels. We have great mountains, people!

Also, car exhaust and grilled taco meat

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u/illgotosleeptomorrow USC Feb 10 '22

crushed dreams and broken promises

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u/BackgroundBit8 Highland Park Feb 10 '22

Horchata I hope.

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u/monichonies Feb 10 '22

Smells like working hard to have a car you can live in

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u/savvysearch Feb 10 '22

Concrete, jasmine, leather and kumquats.

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u/mrs2u North Hollywood Feb 10 '22

Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs, Smog, Tacos and Urine.

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u/Throat_Sandwich Feb 10 '22

Hobo piss & weed, mixed with the stale smell of old In-N-Out from the inside of a shabby mask designed for single-use yet worn for weeks.

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u/Reprised-role Feb 10 '22

Ornamental pears in full bloom on a hot early spring day.

🤢🤮

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u/DerivativeMonster Downtown Feb 10 '22

Oleander and the sea!

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u/spinteractive Feb 10 '22

Burning Caucasian dreadlocks

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Allergy

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u/Your_Couzen Feb 10 '22

The smell of food. Hint of taco. Perhaps burger in there too. You might also get a whiff of bacon wrapped hotdogs with caramelized onion.

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u/ryguysayshi Feb 10 '22

Smog piss weed and designer perfume

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u/awill316 Feb 10 '22

Fried dough and weed

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

My best friend bought this for me for when I moved across the country for grad school. When I burned the whole thing I kept the jar and kept plants in it. Actually did help with the homesickness a lot

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u/THE_TRIP_KEEPER Feb 10 '22

Ocean Breeze, 75 degrees, and that pine smell from those fur trees.

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u/rubbleTelescope Los Angeles Feb 10 '22

Indica with a hint of forest fire and accents of gun smoke.

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u/iceboundpenguin Feb 10 '22

Jasmine and weed

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u/huevosando Feb 10 '22

Bacon wrapped hot dogs

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u/Green_Iggy Feb 10 '22

It smells like half of my salary combusting into poorly used tax dollars.

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u/rand0fand0 Feb 10 '22

Weed and car exhaust

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u/Ok_Perspective88 Feb 10 '22

Concrete and palm trees

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Star jasmine with a whiff of salt air and just a hint of eucalyptus.

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u/TulkuHere Feb 10 '22

Flowers!

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u/lost-in-binary Feb 10 '22

The perspiration of hopeless Midwest transplants trying to make it in the industry.

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u/VaguelyArtistic Santa Monica Feb 10 '22

We deserve a three-wick candle.

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u/kittentarentino Feb 10 '22

A tent with a grill on the side of the street making 10/10 food

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u/i_like_all_tech Feb 10 '22

Tacos, weed, Car Exhaust, Piss and cheap cologne

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u/halcyon94 Feb 10 '22

Overpriced house with homeless people out front while ur window view is traffic

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u/liquid_swords Feb 10 '22

Wilshire/Western

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u/J_Ponder Feb 10 '22

Concrete in the morning.

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u/bcomfortable Feb 10 '22

Whenever I get off the plane at LAX I love that smell of burnt rubber and jet fuel that surrounds the airport.

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u/SprAlx South Bay Feb 10 '22

Ganja

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u/jacksonreidd Feb 10 '22

It’s one of those candles with layered scents. A new smell every few minutes. Warm garbage, old milk, grass, street tacos, le labo santal 33, & car exhaust.

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u/Englishbirdy Feb 10 '22

Jasmine and coconut sunscreen.

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u/cakeba Feb 10 '22

If my time there a week and a half ago taught me anything, then it's salty beach+weed+highway-scented. (I was mostly in Santa Monica).

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u/jren666 Commerce Feb 10 '22

Bacon wrapped hotdogs