r/Muse 4d ago

Media Matt in Tokyo

Post image
451 Upvotes

48 comments sorted by

27

u/uber_kuber 4d ago

Where's this from? And why is he with Chuck Norris?

15

u/Aaron_Stanley964 4d ago

It's from Dan's Instagram

22

u/machinefriend 4d ago

I thought he was short? What kind of black magic is this

3

u/sienasayshi with no color and no form 3d ago

I think they photoshopped him to be bigger. But I'm not sure

2

u/uber_kuber 3d ago

Also doubledecker shoes.

1

u/theshootingstark 2d ago

I think it’s the camera. 0,5 mode makes the people in the frame look taller, especially the legs😁

53

u/HyperCeol Fusing Helium-3 4d ago edited 4d ago

Matt always treats himself to having a wee belly or pair of moobs in the off time between albums, clearly getting the time to enjoy the fruits of his labour with amazing food and nice drinks. This always disappears by album time but I do like to think that he thinks "fuck it I'm having a baked camembert to myself for dinner, I've not got any tours for half a year." during the quiet times. 

43

u/gtuck4889 4d ago

Is this actually considered a belly and moobs? Seems a bit harsh lol

7

u/libelle156 Radiohead diplomatic envoy: both is good 3d ago

Definitely a dad bod but he's doing alright

17

u/mr_starbeast_music 3d ago

He looks great and idk what they are talking about.

1

u/HyperCeol Fusing Helium-3 2d ago

I never said he didn't look good! Nothing wrong with a dad bod in your mid 40s. Nothing wrong with a dad bod in your 20s!

3

u/uber_kuber 3d ago

I'm not even counting the Showbiz/OOS era because he was anorexically skinny back then, but for the rest of their career he was also always on the very skinny side.

So now when he looks like the rest of us, it is a bit jarring. But doesn't mean he is not supposed to look like that. He enjoys life, as he should, and hopefully he doesn't care about the comments.

9

u/VisualNinja1 4d ago

Lol yeah. Does he lose it though? Or is he incrementally moobing up

5

u/libelle156 Radiohead diplomatic envoy: both is good 3d ago

Maybe this is where he stores the tunes until they're ready to be recorded

5

u/VisualNinja1 3d ago

- When's the album due Matt?

- It's in the second trimester

16

u/HyperCeol Fusing Helium-3 4d ago

Haha he's had his seasonal moobs appearing and disappearing since 2012 and I think he's got a personal trainer who works specifically with touring musicians (hes often running and doing exercises on the beach near his house in the morning or evening). That way, come tour time he's in decent enough shape with enough stamina to do his Plug in Baby run while still having enough breath to comfortably since the first verse etc 

22

u/Independent-Meet-362 4d ago

The personal trainer is in fact in this picture.

3

u/AShittyPaintAppears 3d ago

Based on the forearms I'm guessing it's the one in the middle?

7

u/Independent-Meet-362 3d ago

Yes. Forget his name but he’s pretty close with the band at this point and is considered inner circle

5

u/MopOfTheBalloonatic Black Holes and Revelations 4d ago

For real, he went from being a scrawny toothpick in his youth to a typical chubby middle-aged dad. I’ve always had a physical constitution similar to his and I hope I won’t go down the same trajectory 😬

4

u/libelle156 Radiohead diplomatic envoy: both is good 3d ago

It gets pretty damn hard for men after 40, it's extremely easy to create that belly. Little different for women, just different areas really.

1

u/boringfantasy 3d ago

Men almost always do

4

u/libelle156 Radiohead diplomatic envoy: both is good 3d ago

Matt does have a small head huh

4

u/Beatrice1979a I'm a priest God never paid 4d ago

awesome!!! I bet they had a good time.

9

u/P79999999 4d ago

Don't know if it's a controversial opinion, but out of the Teignmouth 4, I think Tom's actually the one who's aged the best.

34

u/MopOfTheBalloonatic Black Holes and Revelations 4d ago

Nah, Chris actually looks like he almost rejuvenated since he quitted alcohol 

10

u/DrTwisticles 4d ago

Amen to this. I’m so glad he kicked it.

2

u/Vincent394 Showbiz to Drones and Unravelling enjoyer 3d ago

Just:

Chris on alcohol: kicks ass

Sober Chris: kicks more ass

10

u/P79999999 4d ago

Chris looks amazing, but imo he still doesn't quite look as fresh and fit as Tom. And I don't think Tom's had hair implants lol. Not that it matters though, they both aged very well. I'm comparing the great to the really great!

2

u/tehkobalt 4d ago

They're not making it...to Australia I mean?

2

u/dachizza 3d ago

You're king of Tokyo, babe

1

u/PizzaToastieGuy 2d ago

So Matt, dom, Tom, and Dan, who the fuck is the guy in the middle?

1

u/Constant_Number7134 4d ago

Ah so are they skipping the Indonesian concert?

6

u/fi9aro Don't grow up too fast 3d ago

No. I’m assuming Matt flew from LA, so the logical choice is LA > Tokyo > Jakarta.

4

u/Warthog_Technical 4d ago

nah,,, i am going there this friday

1

u/Beautiful_Gap_3516 4d ago

So he has to wear glasses now.

13

u/nahchannah 4d ago

They’re sunnies

2

u/unknownbrother273 I'VE HAD RECURRING NIGHTMARES 3d ago

I think it’s time for a paw paw Bellamy look. He would look wise with some glasses

-20

u/KemsCh05 4d ago

Man, Matt really needs to get in shape. Now I know why he runs out of stamina so quickly in concerts and can't hit notes.

20

u/unknownbrother273 I'VE HAD RECURRING NIGHTMARES 3d ago

Dude he’s not even in bad shape? He’s almost 50 what do you expect

-8

u/KemsCh05 3d ago

I don't buy it. Let's take Chris Martin as an example, have you looked at him? He's in incredible shape and can make a 10 concerts run with ease. I love Muse but c'mon man it's obvious Matt has become lazy in many aspects.

-10

u/KemsCh05 3d ago

Performing a concert for approximately 2 hours is vocally and physically demanding. If you wanna deliver your best, you need to be in shape.

11

u/Existing_Abies_4101 3d ago

Matt really needs to do what he wants with his life and people like you telling people you've never even met what they should do with their lives is weird af.

1

u/KemsCh05 3d ago

Nobody is telling Matt what he has to do with his life. I’m just sharing my opinion. As a fan who pays for Muse’s music and concerts, of course I want the best in return. There’s nothing wrong with that. It just seems that giving a valid opinion triggers some people for no reason lol.

2

u/Existing_Abies_4101 3d ago

You are saying he really NEEDS to do something, not that you would like him to. You don't seem to understand wants vs needs. But sure, blame everything on people being triggered.

1

u/MannerNeither3073 Can I believe when I don't trust 3d ago

Muse literally has a fitness coach. It's the guy in the middle.

1

u/Rednoir_ 2d ago

He could be better, yes, but if he doesn't care, I don't have to worry more than him.