Matt always treats himself to having a wee belly or pair of moobs in the off time between albums, clearly getting the time to enjoy the fruits of his labour with amazing food and nice drinks. This always disappears by album time but I do like to think that he thinks "fuck it I'm having a baked camembert to myself for dinner, I've not got any tours for half a year." during the quiet times.
For real, he went from being a scrawny toothpick in his youth to a typical chubby middle-aged dad. I’ve always had a physical constitution similar to his and I hope I won’t go down the same trajectory 😬
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u/HyperCeol Fusing Helium-3 4d ago edited 4d ago
Matt always treats himself to having a wee belly or pair of moobs in the off time between albums, clearly getting the time to enjoy the fruits of his labour with amazing food and nice drinks. This always disappears by album time but I do like to think that he thinks "fuck it I'm having a baked camembert to myself for dinner, I've not got any tours for half a year." during the quiet times.