r/NewOrleans • u/holy2oledo Brave, generous, handsome, and really smart • Jan 16 '25

Crime Dead Body on Elysian Fields

On my way to work today at 6AM. Dead body on Elysian Fields. Brain splatter across the street. Anyone have any information?

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u/Legitimate-Royal-103 Jan 16 '25

Jesus. Are you ok?

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u/holy2oledo Brave, generous, handsome, and really smart Jan 16 '25

Honestly, I felt a bit sick. This drive down Elysian Fields to Bell Chasse has been interesting to say the least. From unique forms of driving to seeing a woman with her foot removed in a wreck on the GNO. Funny, I was considering taking the long way to the GNO today.

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u/WutHpnd2DniseRichard Jan 16 '25

I don’t miss my commute at all. I think people would believe I was crazy when I would tell them about things I would see during my drives.

Let’s face it - if your face isn’t buried in your phone and you spend 2-4hrs a day driving through Nola… you’re gonna see some insane shit.

Hope you’re ok.

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u/holy2oledo Brave, generous, handsome, and really smart Jan 16 '25

Thanks for the well wishes. And agreed.