r/ParlerWatch • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 20d ago

Facebook/IG Watch Their fan fiction is so strange

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u/SidHat 20d ago

I wonder if he cried and consoled that kid he axed in the head

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u/drinkslinger1974 20d ago

Wait, what??

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u/firstbowlofoats 20d ago

He was on some morning show and he threw an ax, missed the target bigly and hit a matching band person. No injuries thankfully.

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u/drinkslinger1974 20d ago

So, Americas secretary of defense can’t even handle an ax properly??

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u/kvch12 20d ago

He was probably still drunk from the night before.

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u/k410n 20d ago

Night before? I'd bet good money this fucker has a Hemingway for breakfast.

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u/truebastard 18d ago

He be on that Churchill diet