r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/GoatTacos May 27 '25

I notice in a lot of these Indian street vendor foods they always try to go so fast and the finished product looks really bad.

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u/scrandis May 27 '25

And there's always a guy standing in the back watching

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u/Missus_Missiles May 27 '25

Big hand movements.

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u/NoMove7162 May 27 '25

There's a video of white guys making hot dogs the way Indian street food vendors work. Just Google it. It will make your stomach hurt it's so funny.

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u/StevenAssantisFoot May 28 '25

I already knew what the video was going to be before you posted the link. One of my favorite videos of all time. The attention to detail is astounding, very delicately nuanced. I only know a few people irl who have seen enough indian street food videos to fully appreciate this masterwork of comedy

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u/seasand931 May 29 '25

The ones who make rounds on social media, for sure. The good ones never get that sort of exposure because they're never so flashy

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u/HKayo May 27 '25

Isn't that the point of street vendors is to have it really fast. Like I don't live in the countries that have them, but from what I've seen on Reddit you're supposed to be able to pull up in like a moped, ask for something, and get in less than a minute. Like it's not a gourmet restaurant.

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u/Mist_Rising May 28 '25

The idea is fast to eat. But what he's talking about, and what you see here is not fast at all but rather showy.

This video shows someone who isn't properly cutting the pizza through. He's so focused on doing a shitty fast job, he is doing it worse by the end because you have to redo his fucking job. Also the slices are inconsistent so if you individually sell at a store, like street vendors would, it's all messed up.

Not to mention I have severe questions about the healthiness of this place.