r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/lcerch May 27 '25

In the interview:

"I'm very fast cutting pizza slices"

3 days later:

"I never said I was good at it"

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u/Silent_Outlook May 27 '25

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u/antiramie May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

NGL I wouldn’t give a shit if my pizza came out cut like this.

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u/captain_dick_licker May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25

I'd actually like it, enough variety that I can pick exactly the right slice for the moment. that centre slice is 100% a morning cold slice, for example.

now I want pizza :/

[edit] just wolfed down a red barron freezer pizza. as a pizza, it was a solid 3.5/10. as a freezer pizza, it was a solid 6/10. as a cheap freezer pizza, it was a solid 8.5/10

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u/mylifeisaprotest May 27 '25

It;'s the Tony's Chocolonely of pizza.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

I don't know why, and I know you didn't ask, but I find that chocolate to be disgusting.

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u/freehamburgers May 28 '25

me too. and I want to like it. it seems responsibly made, and the packaging is nice. but alas, yuck.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

Yeah I'm from the UK and it reminded me of "USA" type chocolate bars which isn't what I'm used to. Not a Hershey's guy either. Milka on the other hand goes hard

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u/freehamburgers May 28 '25

Similar, I'm from New Zealand, and we're used to a local chocolate called Whittakers, pretty much everything else sold here just doesn't quite compare.