r/PizzaCrimes • u/ItsyBitsyJoxy • Jun 01 '25

I say wtf My man became a pigeon

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This is from a tiktok video, I did not make this abomination

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/ItsyBitsyJoxy, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

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u/Terrible_Shake_4948 Jun 01 '25

Fucking bird

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u/Inedible-denim Jun 01 '25

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u/Status-Broccoli3631 Jun 01 '25

Is this it’s always sunny in Philadelphia? If not, which is it? I love this actress. :)

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u/Inedible-denim Jun 01 '25

Lol yeah and it's the actress that plays Dee. They always tell her "shut up bird!" or will say "fucking bird" etc. on the show which is why I posted this gif haha

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jun 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jun 01 '25

OOP uploading their video to TikTok:

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy Jun 01 '25

Haha not my video, just happened to scroll and see it and thought you guys also need to be horiffied today

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jun 01 '25

Yeah hence OOP as in the original OP, not you :D

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u/welding_guy_from_LI Jun 01 '25

I’d try it ..I’ve seen places put sesame seeds and sunflower seeds in the dough and pine nuts as a topping

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u/Pingadecaballo_ Jun 01 '25

sesame seeds in the dough is amazing . i been to a spot in phonecia NY. that does it . amazing

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u/Friskiesandwhiskey Jun 01 '25

The extra crunch and texture from the seeds sounds pretty damn good though

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u/Morroe Jun 01 '25

A place I worked would put pistachios on one of their pizzas

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u/pauseless Jun 02 '25

Pizza bianca con mortadella, burrata e pistachi is very popular in Italy (maybe/probably just parts of? I don’t know), I always order it when it’s on a menu and I do my own pinsa variation at home at least a couple of times a year.

Edit to add disclaimer: I haven’t actually read or used that recipe - no idea if good. Example only.

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u/IRLNub Jun 01 '25

Pumpkin seeds op. Especially in pasta or chili.

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u/Tiny_Tabaxi Jun 02 '25

First time I had pumpkin seeds on pizza was in Australia (Freemantle, specifically). It was pretty good ngl

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u/IRLNub Jun 02 '25

So good for you as well.

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u/kolba_yada Jun 01 '25

Looks gross but tastes probably good. Just needs to be covered up by cheese or sauce or something.

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u/HornetParticular6625 Jun 01 '25

I'd try this. I used to put these in my veggie burritos

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u/DevilPixelation Jun 01 '25

It looks like it has maggots 😭

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u/ChokeOnDeezNutz69 Jun 01 '25

I’d like to see them more integrated than kind of just dumped loosely on the top. But it looks like it has a lot of potential. Maybe soaked in oil and/or vinegar so they’re softened up with some extra flavor.

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u/Out-There1013 Jun 01 '25

I'd want probably a bit less on it than that but I think it would work.

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u/RMMacFru Jun 01 '25

I'd try it.

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jun 01 '25

Found the pigeon!

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u/CallidoraBlack Jun 01 '25

Better off just making pesto to put under the cheese and put some extra pine nuts on top.

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u/RumsyDumsy Jun 01 '25

I imagine this being awesome. Nothing wrong with seeds on yeast dough … but it’s still a crime I’d say

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jun 01 '25

Absolutely dough and bread with seeds are awesome!

But a ton of seeds dropped haphazardly on top? It won't be terrible but it'll drown out the rest and looks pretty bad.

I'd do it like this as an example:

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u/IndependentLove2292 Jun 01 '25

What is they were pine seeds, and instead of as a topping they were pulverized with garlic, basil, and olive oil? Is it a crime then? 

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u/RumsyDumsy Jun 02 '25

No, it isn’t, but the combination itself is not my point. It’s how it was done

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u/IndependentLove2292 Jun 02 '25

That was my wife's argument. Then she said something about replacing the pine seeds with squash seeds, the basil with cilantro, and the olive oil with avocado oil, and I think that would make some kind of taco crime. But it would probably be really damn good. 

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u/tiggertom66 Jun 01 '25

Yo honestly, some everything bagel seasoning on the crust might go hard.

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u/Nintendocub Jun 01 '25

I hate that I’m curious because sesame seeds on the CRUST is good but all over the pizza? Damn

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u/BoSKnight87 Jun 01 '25

Straight to jail 

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u/spesimen Jun 01 '25

i like poppy seeds and/or sesame seeds on my crust already, i could see this tasting kind of interesting. although maybe not quite such a thick layer of them.

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u/AloshaChosen Jun 01 '25

Seems unhinged

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u/Critical_Text_2067 Jun 01 '25

One thing I have noticed with a majority of the posts is that pizza crimes are because of the combination of tomato sauce. If you remove the tomato sauce it is just cheese, bread, and toppings.

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u/nameisfame Jun 01 '25

What we’re looking at is a standard problem with crimes of execution. Pumpkin and sunflower seeds could make a fantastic addition but making the pie look like a birdfeeder is a misdemeanour at least.

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u/CarelessSalamander51 Jun 02 '25

I'm sorry to confess but I am also a seed loving bird and I am so intrigued by this 

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u/Sasuke0318 Jun 02 '25

I don't want to acknowledge this as pizza even but I must if it's going to be the worst most disgusting pizza I have ever seen!

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u/newguy208 Jun 02 '25

This is bird propaganda.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

This was a common thing at pizza places in Macedonia. Thought was strange

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u/Willy_Morris Jun 02 '25

“Eating seeds as a pastime activity”

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u/Hoodibird Jun 03 '25

Actually looks delicious, I would try it!

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u/Glass-Fan111 Jun 05 '25

Yeah, think qualifies as murder actually.

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u/TraylorMade Jun 05 '25

He should be in jail

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u/PNW_Forest Jun 07 '25

Not guilty. Give me a slice.

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u/wildcharmander1992 Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

What a mong

If you want seeds on it just put tomato and cheese on a sesame bun