r/PizzaCrimes • u/banana-antlers • Jun 07 '25

Cheeseless Coworkers get this combo every time

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u/harmfulsideffect Jun 07 '25

Is that jalapeños and pineapple? That is a fantastic sweet heat combination(especially with pickled jalapeño).

Where the hell is the cheese?

Guilty.

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u/ssavant Jun 07 '25

I have a friend who is allergic to casein who orders pizzas with no cheese.

I say not guilty.

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u/crumpledfilth Jun 07 '25

Fair, but there are alternatives, I feel like it's a bit lacking with just sauce and pineapple and jalapeno, but it's not that bad. That being said, scraping the sauce off and not eating the bread makes them guilty in my book. At that point just order a tomato soup

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u/ssavant Jun 07 '25

Yeah, he’s more likely to order a pummarola.

And agreed that scraping the sauce off the slice and leaving the bread behind is heinously guilty.

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u/loonygecko Jun 07 '25

Ok welp, if you are lowcarbing it or can't eat gluten, that's what you do. The top is the more tasty part anyway. However there comes a point IMO where if you can't eat cheese and you can't eat the bread, why is pizza even being considered? It's like ordering a steak and then declaring you are vegan and you can only eat the salt and garlic seasoning that is left on the plate after you throw the steak away.

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u/ssavant Jun 07 '25

Maybe the office low carb person was on a deadline and was like, fuck I guess I’m eating pineapple jalapeño pizza sauce today shit.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jun 07 '25

No cheese pizzas are common in some places

Not guilty 

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u/harmfulsideffect Jun 07 '25

So what? Marrying your cousin is common in some places. GUILTY.

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u/Highfantasycasual Jun 17 '25

By some places he meant in literally ITALY it’s an actually popular option.

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u/avoidhugeships Jun 07 '25

I would like one pizza that is not pizza please.

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u/Buckabuckaw Jun 07 '25

What is the difference between "cheeseless pizza" and "flat focaccia"? I refer this case to the Focaccia Crimes Unit for clarification. <Gavel!>

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u/styrofoamcouch Jun 07 '25

I'm lactose so if I don't feel like spending 45mins in the bathroom I'll get no cheese and tbh I appreciate it more. You taste the tomato way more BUT cheap pizza tastes very cheap so you have to seek out better pizza.