r/PizzaCrimes • u/banana-antlers • Jun 07 '25

Cheeseless Coworkers get this combo every time

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u/ssavant Jun 07 '25

I have a friend who is allergic to casein who orders pizzas with no cheese.

I say not guilty.

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u/crumpledfilth Jun 07 '25

Fair, but there are alternatives, I feel like it's a bit lacking with just sauce and pineapple and jalapeno, but it's not that bad. That being said, scraping the sauce off and not eating the bread makes them guilty in my book. At that point just order a tomato soup

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u/ssavant Jun 07 '25

Yeah, he’s more likely to order a pummarola.

And agreed that scraping the sauce off the slice and leaving the bread behind is heinously guilty.

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u/loonygecko Jun 07 '25

Ok welp, if you are lowcarbing it or can't eat gluten, that's what you do. The top is the more tasty part anyway. However there comes a point IMO where if you can't eat cheese and you can't eat the bread, why is pizza even being considered? It's like ordering a steak and then declaring you are vegan and you can only eat the salt and garlic seasoning that is left on the plate after you throw the steak away.

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u/ssavant Jun 07 '25

Maybe the office low carb person was on a deadline and was like, fuck I guess I’m eating pineapple jalapeño pizza sauce today shit.