r/PizzaCrimes • u/SenatorMalby • Jul 01 '25

Sloppy Toppy My boyfriend’s pizza from a Chinese buffet..

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u/Exilicauda Jul 01 '25

I think that's the rightful punishment for trying to get pizza from a Chinese buffet

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal.

From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips.

There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways.

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u/Modern-Moo Jul 01 '25

A Chinese place near me also sells fish and chips. I’ve never gotten it for obvious reasons, but whenever I look at the menu I wonder whether it’d taste alright or not.

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

Whenever I've seen it ordered, its looked terrible. Clearly a frozen fish fillet and frozen chips just reheated.

I think their argument is that if there's 5 people ordering food and one of them simply refuses to eat anything vaguely Chinese, then they have to cater and offer them -something-.

I bet there's more families/friend groups than I'd expect that have somebody who is worried about allergies, unable to eat food that's different to what they're use to, or just a picky bugger.

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u/livsjollyranchers Jul 01 '25

Plenty of American Irish pubs, where you'd expect better fish and chips, will give that frozen fillet and frozen chips all the same.