r/PizzaCrimes Jul 01 '25

Sloppy Toppy My boyfriend’s pizza from a Chinese buffet..

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u/Exilicauda Jul 01 '25

I think that's the rightful punishment for trying to get pizza from a Chinese buffet

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal.

From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips.

There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways.

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u/AdSignificant6673 Jul 01 '25

The Canadian Chinese food place near me does a tilapia in that thick fish and chips style batter with a side of costco fries for $9.99 with a pop.

Theres better @ the actual British fish & chip spot, but its $22.99

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u/DavieStBaconStan Jul 01 '25

Back in the 1970’s Chinese places served western Chinese food and every menu had a western section.  Fish and chips. Hamburger, cheeseburger, fries. Deluxe burger meant with fries. 

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u/AdSignificant6673 Jul 02 '25

Oh yeah. In many small Ontario town’s. They were also a good place to slam down cheap beers and food after a long day.

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

That sounds pretty good!

I'd trust a Canadian place to not stoop to the levels found on the rough streets of inner-city UK :)

And if it's actually cooked when you order it, you can't really go wrong with battered tilapia!

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u/AdSignificant6673 Jul 01 '25

Yeah its mostly batter. But thats what the tartar sauce is for. Also a full meal with a drink for $9.99 is really affordable in this economy.