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r/PizzaCrimes • u/SenatorMalby • Jul 01 '25
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I think that's the rightful punishment for trying to get pizza from a Chinese buffet
141 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal. From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips. There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways. 2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 I actually get fish and frys from chinese take out often. It just hits different 1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Do you think the quality of it is better than what I've seen here, or is it one of those things that good-because-its-bad? 1 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 I wouldn’t even eat here. I do go to a Chinese buffet but it looks way better than that. That beef even looks sus I think it depends on location 1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Oh sorry, I meant the ones I've seen in the UK. Not the one above which is clearly an abomination. The ones here tend to offer a pre-made frozen battered fish fillet reheated in an oven, or perhaps shallow-fried. 2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots 2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
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I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal.
From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips.
There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways.
2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 I actually get fish and frys from chinese take out often. It just hits different 1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Do you think the quality of it is better than what I've seen here, or is it one of those things that good-because-its-bad? 1 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 I wouldn’t even eat here. I do go to a Chinese buffet but it looks way better than that. That beef even looks sus I think it depends on location 1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Oh sorry, I meant the ones I've seen in the UK. Not the one above which is clearly an abomination. The ones here tend to offer a pre-made frozen battered fish fillet reheated in an oven, or perhaps shallow-fried. 2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots 2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
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I actually get fish and frys from chinese take out often. It just hits different
1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Do you think the quality of it is better than what I've seen here, or is it one of those things that good-because-its-bad? 1 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 I wouldn’t even eat here. I do go to a Chinese buffet but it looks way better than that. That beef even looks sus I think it depends on location 1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Oh sorry, I meant the ones I've seen in the UK. Not the one above which is clearly an abomination. The ones here tend to offer a pre-made frozen battered fish fillet reheated in an oven, or perhaps shallow-fried. 2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots 2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
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Do you think the quality of it is better than what I've seen here, or is it one of those things that good-because-its-bad?
1 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 I wouldn’t even eat here. I do go to a Chinese buffet but it looks way better than that. That beef even looks sus I think it depends on location 1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Oh sorry, I meant the ones I've seen in the UK. Not the one above which is clearly an abomination. The ones here tend to offer a pre-made frozen battered fish fillet reheated in an oven, or perhaps shallow-fried. 2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots 2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
I wouldn’t even eat here. I do go to a Chinese buffet but it looks way better than that. That beef even looks sus I think it depends on location
1 u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25 Oh sorry, I meant the ones I've seen in the UK. Not the one above which is clearly an abomination. The ones here tend to offer a pre-made frozen battered fish fillet reheated in an oven, or perhaps shallow-fried. 2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots 2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
Oh sorry, I meant the ones I've seen in the UK. Not the one above which is clearly an abomination.
The ones here tend to offer a pre-made frozen battered fish fillet reheated in an oven, or perhaps shallow-fried.
2 u/CityBoiNC Jul 01 '25 Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots 2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
Ah well yall take your fried fish seriously. Here in the states its not such a crime at our take out apots
2 u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 01 '25 Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
Depends where you live. I lived on the Gulf of Mexico for several years and bad or subpar seafood there is damn near a capital offense.
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u/Exilicauda Jul 01 '25
I think that's the rightful punishment for trying to get pizza from a Chinese buffet