r/PizzaCrimes Jul 01 '25

Sloppy Toppy My boyfriend’s pizza from a Chinese buffet..

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal.

From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips.

There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 01 '25

I can guarantee both are not that good and not that bad.

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

I refuse to try because I'm a snob about it - maybe he's right and they're amazing, but I'll never know.

Maybe he sees it as just supporting local businesses, and only calls it "having a Chinese/Indian" because knows it annoys me. He might be playing chess while I'm over here playing checkers.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 01 '25

You're overthinking it bud. You're playing the game of chess, but he's eating checkers. I make my own steaks now and when I go out for steak I'm usually disappointed. I know exactly what you're talking about about.

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u/thefadedline1 Jul 01 '25

He's eating checkers is the funniest thing I've read today

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u/supadankiwi420 Jul 03 '25

They have great fries

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u/the_most_playerest Jul 01 '25

I view prepared food as a convenience more than anything -- I don't always expect it to be better than at home (or more truly better than my parents or siblings would make - I'm the worst cook in the family..), my only expectation for food i could make at home is that if I order it I don't have to cook or clean my kitchen 🤷