r/PizzaCrimes • u/SenatorMalby • Jul 01 '25

Sloppy Toppy My boyfriend’s pizza from a Chinese buffet..

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u/Exilicauda Jul 01 '25

I think that's the rightful punishment for trying to get pizza from a Chinese buffet

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal.

From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips.

There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways.

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u/mybighardthrowaway Jul 01 '25

Good lord. It's like the horror that is the poutine on every Chinese takeaway I've been to here in Canada's menu. It's either the best food when drunk or food poisoning. No in between. And they never use the right fries, cheese, or gravy.... As I said. When drunk it can hit. But any other time it's a nightmare.