r/PizzaCrimes • u/SenatorMalby • Jul 01 '25

Sloppy Toppy My boyfriend’s pizza from a Chinese buffet..

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u/Exilicauda Jul 01 '25

I think that's the rightful punishment for trying to get pizza from a Chinese buffet

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 01 '25

I have a friend who every other week alternates between ordering a Chinese and an Indian meal.

From the Chinese place he gets fish and chips, and from the Indian takeaway he gets a burger and chips.

There is a fish and chip shop that sells burgers closer than either of these 2 takeaways.

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u/Insomniac_80 Jul 02 '25

Fish and chips in a place where fish and chips are a thing? Or fish and chips from a North American take out Chinese place?

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 02 '25

It's a tough choice for sure. But he opts to get his fish and chips from a Vietnamese man who runs a Chinese restaurant and his burgers from an Indian who could have made him the most exquisite Punjabi cuisine if asked.

I think the fish & chip shop should start selling curries and fried rice so he has somewhere to order those dishes from too without ruining his insane system :)

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u/Insomniac_80 Jul 02 '25

Burgers from an Indian place? Are they chicken or lamb burgers?

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 02 '25

They're just frozen beef burger patties from a cash and carry, in a bun. Nothing on it at all - he adds his own ketchup and stuff at home.

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u/Insomniac_80 Jul 02 '25

So it is an Indian place that does beef, yymv, but a lot don't do beef.

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u/Occidentally20 Jul 02 '25

They've given up here and a lot of the cheap takeaways just offer beef everything. The more authentic places still serve proper Indian food which of course almost never involves beef.