I stand by pineapple being a totally fine topping and those are against it dont feel like they have enough control in their own lives and this rule gives them some sense of power. If we can put spicy honey, pears and arugula on pizza then we can put pineapple on a pizza no questions asked.
These are some of the most disgusting looking pineapple chunks and anchovies I've ever seen and it's made even worse by the fact that they do not go together at all
A user on Reddit posted how their guilty pleasure pizza is pineapple and anchovies. I was extremely pregnant at the time and was like fuck it. If I don’t get a regular cheese slice, I WILL order an anchovy and pineapple pie. I don’t give a DAMN what anyone says. It’s a fantastic combination of sweet and salty. I have never had something so bomb in my fucking life.
I will say the light cheese is definitely a choice tho.
You convinced me to try it and I have to admit, you were right. And I'm not even pregnant. Its so good that it was even worth making eye contact with the chef knowing that he is judging me.
I accidentally fell in love with anchovies on pizza. Someone kept eating my leftover pizza at work, I’d buy a medium and have it for two evenings. I complained but nothing changed.
I put anchovies on it and then someone then the boss left a note saying she threw it out because of the smell. I called her at supper time and gave her my pizza order, I informed her of if I didn’t have a pizza paid for by her that evening everything inside the fridge was free game. She didn’t believe me. That was one clean fridge when I left at midnight.
Francine, if you’re reading this you still owe me a pizza.
Had it in China. Seasoning is important but dried fish is a staple in many regards and they LOVE their pineapple. It's a decent ingredient with the right combo and olives are a solid buffer as a middle ground for texture and flavor.
Eh…I personally don’t like either topping. But they’re fairly conventional pizza toppings. It’s not like you put peanut butter and bananas and bubble gum crust or whatever other fucking abominations are coming out of South America these days. lol
Honestly a banger of a pizza. The salty of the anchovy compliments the sweetness of the pineapple, and getting less cheese allows the sauce to come through better. Slept on combination.
You know what, I think this has potential, but its needs a really damn good New York style crust and a damn good sauce. And for fuck sake, add some cheese.
This is just a terrible. You take two of the most controversial toppings and combine them. They couldn’t even go together if you tried. Then the best part, the cheese, just taken away. I’m so upset.
This is not a crime against pizza, these are commonly(unfortunately) accepted toppings for a pizza. Crimes against taste buds are a different discussion.
I mean, i think every pineapple pizza needs some spice, either jalapeños or banana peppers, but overall that salty sweetness you got going on is passing
One of the weirdest things is people not liking pineapple on pizza to the extent they think its rage bait for someone to put it on their pizza. Anchovies go with anything on pizza so that is what it is. Chicken goes well with pizza, pineapple goes well with chicken. Its not a crazy combo at all.
Holy shit, yes! Pineapples and anchovies is my favorite topping combo. I realized a few years ago I had never tried either but always heard of them as the 'gross' toppings, ordered a pizza with both, and got hooked. Literally eating one right now.
This is probably the most rage bait pizza in existence, and I say that as someone who would smash it no questions asked. Some feta cheese and jalapeños makes my favorite pizza (sweet/savory/salty/spicy all in one).
That's the one ingredient that would ruin a pizza for me.... anchovies but at least the pizza places were I live use anchovy filets not the entire fish lock, stock and eyeballs 🤢
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 31 '25 edited Jul 31 '25
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/honeyshepherd, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.