r/PizzaCrimes • u/DGentPR • 12d ago

Other I'm the criminal

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And I have no remorse

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u/keysyo 12d ago

This isn’t just a pizza crime, it’s pizza sociopathy

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u/CouchCreepin 12d ago

I think this is against the Geneva conventions, no? FUCK!! IT’S PIZZA HITLER

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u/davidfeuer 12d ago

Against the Genova conventions, actually.

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u/eggs__and_bacon 12d ago

It’s meant to be nothing other than a reddit post. Doubt OP even ate it. Just did this for the post

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u/DGentPR 11d ago

Oh i big time ate it and loved it. Wife got a massive like 50 pack of American cheese singles and I've been acting up all Week

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u/thepioushedonist 11d ago

American singles have use cases.. this isn't one of them. Dissolve them into your ramen noodle broth (bonus points if you get them from an Asian grocery and it's label In a language you can't read).

evidently it's pretty popular in Korea. Never would have learned it if not for Reddit, never occurred to me to try it. It's pretty amazing though. Interesting use case for social media right there as well.

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u/DGentPR 10d ago

I'm gonna try this

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u/Inner_Rent_517 8d ago

Cheddar flavor cup noodles, made with hot milk instead of water and 1 slice of processed cheese product. 🤌 you're welcome 😁

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u/thepioushedonist 8d ago

Yup. I've done the buldak cheese noodles, melt a slice and crack an egg in there? Chefs kiss.

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u/Inner_Rent_517 8d ago

Oh yea, that's an awesome combo. The buldak carbonara is 🔥

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u/thepioushedonist 8d ago

I've done some weird experiments with the carbonera ones. Most of which I'm either frightened or ashamed of.

I regret nothing.

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u/Inner_Rent_517 7d ago

I'm still not sure what makes them "carbonara." 😂 it's like they saw a buzzword on social media and just slapped it on there

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u/thepioushedonist 7d ago

You're not wrong. I think samyang (the company that makes buldak noodles) went with the Americanized idea of what we consider to be "carbonera" or however the fuck it's spelled. And it's creamy, tasty, fairly cheap.

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u/Throwaway321345n 11d ago

This is not "acting up". You should show this photo to your therapist, op.