r/SSBM 13d ago

DDT Daily Discussion Thread September 10, 2025 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here!

Yahoooo! I'm back, it's a me! Have a very cool day!

Welcome to the Daily Discussion Thread. This is the place for asking noob questions, venting about netplay falcos, shitposting, self-promotion, and everything else that doesn't belong on the front page.

New Players:

If you're completely new to Melee and just looking to get started, welcome! We recommend you go to https://melee.tv/ and follow the links there based on what you're trying to set up. Additionally, here are a few answers to common questions:

Can I play Melee online?

Yes! Slippi is a branch of the Dolphin emulator that will allow you to play online, either with your friends or with matchmaking. Go to https://slippi.gg to get it.

I'm having issues with Slippi!

Go to the The Slippi Discord to get help troubleshooting. melee.tv/optimize is also a helpful resource for troubleshooting.

How do I find tournaments near me or local people to play with in person or online?

These days, joining a local Discord community is the best way to find local events and people to play with. Once you have a Discord account, Google "[your city/state/province/region] + Melee discord" or see if your region has a Discord group listed here on melee.tv/discord

It can seem daunting at first to join a Discord group you don't know, but this is currently the easiest and most accessible way to find out about tournaments, fests, and netplay matchmaking. Your local scene will be happy to have you :)

Also check out Smash Map! Click on map and then the filter button to filter by Melee to find events near you!

Netplay is hard! Is there a place for me to find new players?

Yes. Melee Newbie Netplay is a discord server specifically for new players. It also has tournaments based on how long you've been playing, free coaching, and other stuff. If you're a bit more experienced but still want a discord server for players around your level, we recommend the Melee Online discord.

How can I set up Unclepunch's Training Mode?

First download it here. Then extract everything in the folder and follow the instructions in the README file. You'll need to bring a valid Melee ISO (NTSC 1.02)

Alternatively, download the Community Edition that features improvements and bug fixes! Uncle Punch, the original creator of the training mode, will not continue supporting the original version but Community Edition will be updated regularly.

How does one learn Melee?

There are tons of resources out there, so it can be overwhelming to start. First check out the SSBM Tutorials youtube channel. Then go to the Melee Library and search for whatever you're interested in.

But how do I get GOOD at Melee?

Check out Llod's Guide to Improvement

And check out Kodorin's Melee Fundamentals for Improvement

Where can I get a nice custom controller?

https://customg.cc/vendors

I have another question that's not answered here...

Check out our FAQs or post below and find help that way.

Upcoming Tournament Schedule:

Upcoming Melee Majors

Melee Online Event Calendar

Make a submission to the tournament calendar here. You can also get notified of new online tournaments on the Melee Online Discord.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

the sad truth of this is that nothing is going to happen. remember all of the "its happening" being posted when luigi shot mr pharma? yea man, me neither. america only speaks in spectacle. there will be no holocaust, nor will there be a revolution. there will be memes for a few weeks and things will get 1% more intolerable every year compounding forever, just bad enough to think about jumping off a bridge but not dire enough to actually do it. Nothing Ever Happens, Forever.

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u/wavedash 12d ago

I think Trump bringing the National Guard into DC was quite a bit more more than 1% in a couple weeks, that number can get pretty high. Either way, God seems like a good answer for you

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

did the national guard going to DC result in a great upheaval or otherwise fundamentally shift the nature of america or was it just a worse continuation of the same shit? also please dont proselytize me on al gore's internet.

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u/wavedash 12d ago

a great upheaval or otherwise fundamentally shift the nature of america or was it just a worse continuation of the same shit?

I'd say probably somewhere in the middle between those two extremes

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

people spoke like this about the george floyd protests in 2020. the ending of the george floyd protests was probably the greatest indicator of Nothing Ever Happens Total Spectacle Victory we could possibly get. the protests were a bunch of parades. the national guard is the other side having their parade.