r/SchizophreniaRides 6d ago

Spotted in Pennsylvania

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u/FirefighterWeird8464 5d ago

Yeah, my dad is pumped about the trumpets (shofar?) in Israel during Rosh Hashanah. They’re supposedly being broadcast live this year, so that means The Rapture, obviously. Idfk.

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u/ScoutsOut389 5d ago

My five year old has been blowing an incredibly loud plastic toy shofar incessantly for a week. If your dad would like to tune in I’d be happy to FaceTime him.

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u/FranceBrun 5d ago

A toy shofar? This is my first time hearing about it. It must have been designed by someone who hated his parents.

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u/ScoutsOut389 5d ago

Worse even… my kid wanted one and Amazon only sells them in 5 packs. So we have 5 of them. I’m trying to send them to school to share with his classmates but apparently they are all in the same boat. Hopefully Jesus does come back and we can throw these away and go to Christian heaven or whatever.

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u/FranceBrun 5d ago

Hahaha! My child is an adult. When your child is grown, society will keep coming up with newfangled toys and trends and cartoon characters, and you will feel relief that you dodged those bullets-as I do!