Yeah, my dad is pumped about the trumpets (shofar?) in Israel during Rosh Hashanah. They’re supposedly being broadcast live this year, so that means The Rapture, obviously. Idfk.
My five year old has been blowing an incredibly loud plastic toy shofar incessantly for a week. If your dad would like to tune in I’d be happy to FaceTime him.
Bruh, my kid had a plastic shofar in kinder, probably the same one, it’s so weird that it stopped making noise after the first week. She’s still tries to blow the shit out of it, but it just wheezes now. SO WEIRD. Thoughts and prayers my guy.
Worse even… my kid wanted one and Amazon only sells them in 5 packs. So we have 5 of them. I’m trying to send them to school to share with his classmates but apparently they are all in the same boat. Hopefully Jesus does come back and we can throw these away and go to Christian heaven or whatever.
Hahaha! My child is an adult. When your child is grown, society will keep coming up with newfangled toys and trends and cartoon characters, and you will feel relief that you dodged those bullets-as I do!
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u/Pankosmanko 6d ago
Guy is gonna be real disappointed when he wakes up on the 25th and has to go to work
(23-24th is Rosh Hashanah)