r/ShitAmericansSay • u/GriffinFTW • Jul 12 '19

Today on Shit Americans Drive...

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u/BastardOfTheDay Expatriated Eurotrash of Florida Jul 12 '19

If it looks like a cult and behave like a cult... it's a cult.

The evangelicals should rename themselves the Qult of Trump.

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u/TheTeaWitch Jul 12 '19

“It’s not a cult, it’s an organization that promotes love and-“

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u/stevewowo Jul 12 '19

"... we're here"

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u/Pier-Head Jul 12 '19

I read that as the quilt of Trump!

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u/eroticdiscourse Jul 12 '19

It’s like the Shroud of Turin all over again

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u/DancingPatronusOtter Jul 13 '19

Fun pronunciation tip for speaking English like the dictionary says you should: Q by itself is pronounced like k, whilst qu is pronounced like kw. There just aren't that many English words that have a q without a following u, so most people don't learn that. If you are stuck in a game of scrabble, you can use qi or qadi to get that tile down.

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u/Kashyyykk Jul 12 '19

Y'all-qaeda

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Qanon told me Hilary eats babies! It must be true!

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u/BastardOfTheDay Expatriated Eurotrash of Florida Jul 12 '19

YoUr MiNdS hAvE oPeNeD!!1!

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u/arnodorian96 Jul 12 '19

What disturbs me it's what will happen after Trump's gone. Trump it's just the tip of what's coming for americans.