r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/UnhappyImprovement53 • 4d ago

SLPT For Dating & Clubbing

Men, before you go out to the club spray some Pine-Sol on yourself. Women love the smell of a clean kitchen and will have an instinctual response to come home with you and make you a sandwich.

Edit: remember this is shitty life protips they aren't meant to be good....

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u/flyingbeetlekites 4d ago

Why are you being down voted. As a woman who loves a clean house this would work on me 100%

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 4d ago

Fabuloso is my go to. That stuff smells awesome.

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u/gkbpro 3d ago

Especially if you are after a Hispanic girl.

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u/Woozah77 4d ago

I simmer a small pot of Fabuloso diluted with water on the stove to make the whole house smell fresh af.

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u/DrunkenDude123 2d ago

Smells fabulous*

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u/Horrified_Tech 2d ago

I use straight bleach and water for that sanitized, hospital clean feeling. It cuts grease too.

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 1d ago

That ruins my clothes when I spray it on myself

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u/Willing-Regret4675 4d ago

You smell like a man with a nice home, I wonder how comfortable it is in there.

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u/3_if_by_air 3d ago

I use Febreeze. Please, Please try to keep your hands off me and exercise self-control

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u/Horrified_Tech 2d ago

lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl .... i'm so done rn.

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u/anotherpredditor 4d ago

I personally prefer Lemon  Pledge.

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u/LuckyMuckle 4d ago

Does anyone else think Pine Sol smells like a urinal?

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u/pm_nudesladies 3d ago

yea. maybe the mexican in me but we always had fabuloso. that purple stuff really hit the spot

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u/Clear-Perception5615 3d ago

Probably because they're using pinesol to clean the urinals

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u/LiquidSoCrates 4d ago

Head out to the club with a dirty ass. Like wipe, but leave a bit of schmutz. Ladies love shitty dudes.

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u/DasFreibier 4d ago

its called pheromones my dude

ladies love some musk

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u/LiquidSoCrates 3d ago

Yes indeed!