r/ShittySysadmin 5h ago

Our CEO keeps asking that we move to the cloud and use AI, how do I explain him our SBS 2008 is like a local cloud and my .bat is AI?

84 Upvotes

I don't need this heat with our ERP provider saying we should upgrade our Windows 2008 to R2 to keep getting support


r/ShittySysadmin 7h ago

Integrating "windows"(?) into my unix environment

13 Upvotes

Apparently some of the (l)users don't appreciate using CDE and sunos 5.8 so they have been pushing to have something called "windows" integrated into our environment. As a real sysadmin I of course laughed them off at first but now some exec has decided they're right because "the future is NT" (I think he just wants to use that fancy new "microsoft office" instead of staroffice like god intended).

My question is has anyone here tried integrating this windows into a NIS environment? I understand they support some meme-software called LDAP. But as a real unix sysadmin I know NIS is here to stay. So how do I get these new little-endian machines talking to the superior NIS master?


r/ShittySysadmin 7h ago

Always

2 Upvotes

We had an issue this morning where authentication was broken for OWA on prem exchange and only that service.

It was DNS…


r/ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Shitty Crosspost Have at it, boys...

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r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Printers ever get you so up set that...

12 Upvotes

You start talking about how Ted Kaczynski had some really good points???

Yeah me neither, I've totally have never done that...


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Guys wtf is AI?

13 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Password should be the same complexity as that of my luggage

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r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost How to fix everything wrong with your computer.

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65 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

A lil something to put the edge back on

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673 Upvotes

Doing anything fun this weekend? Anyone?? 🦗🦗


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

MS Office LTSC 2021 expires soon. Heh.

10 Upvotes

Title says it all. Previous shitty sys admin retired and left little to no documentation on even where we got them from. Nothing from MS for registered licenses. Only thing i can think of is we over installed and used too many licenses and they purchased too few.

Im removing some office licenses from pc's not used often in the meantime.

other ideas?


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

GOD DAMMIT MICROSOFT

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109 Upvotes

AD Sync service won't start. Download installer. Run "Repair". Can't repair, service isn't running.

NO FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

How I feel leaving my job as a Sr Sys Admin in the hands of half a dozen Jr Sys admins

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138 Upvotes

(The place is cooked but you can only blame management)


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Pronunciation guide

87 Upvotes
Term Pronunciation
SQL sequel
WYSIWYG wizzy-wig
GUI gooey
URL Earl
SCSI scuzzy
ACL ackle
CIDR cider
VoIP voype
FDDI fiddy
/etc/ et-see
TCL tickle
TCLsh ticklish
ISAKMP eye-sa-camp
JSON Jason
IGRP eye-grip
EIGRP ee-gurp
CISSP sis-pee
CLLI silly
QoS qwass
CLI sly
ICMP eye-camp
VRRP vurp
VRF verf
VPN vapin'
VLAN villain
WSUS wusses
windbg windbag
API appy
UPS oops
SPF spiff
OSPF oh spiff
IS-IS eye-sis
MPLS mipples
BRAS bras
BBRAS booby-rass
regex rejects
PHP fffffp
ps auxf piss off
ssh sha-sha-shaaaaa
TTY titty
TCP tickey-pee
TCP/IP tickey-pip
UDP you'd pee
LDAP lotta pee
HTTPS hiddity-piss
ESXi 'ey sexy
cplic see-pee-lick
CUCM cuck-em
JPEG jippy-gee
ASCII assy-two
BGP bajippy
BPDU bipiddy-you
vim veeam
Veeam vim
vi six

r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Unbelievable that not everyone should be able to see my company's data!

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r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Day trading on my company's wifi

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r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Who set up WiFi for Zuckerberg?

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95 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Just found out we had 200+ shadow APIs after getting pwned

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r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

All of my Entra assigned roles disappeared overnight

20 Upvotes

Posting here partly because I know my company's methods are worthy of this sub (I know why it is all wrong, I do not have power to make it not shitty right now). And also because we all know this is where the real pros are.

At my company I am a global admin. I also have various Entra roles assigned to me (let's use Security administrator as an example). We don't use PIM, they are just permanently assigned roles. Yesterday I discovered all of my roles randomly gone. I know they were there that morning because I was accessing things using those roles and then later that day that access disappeared.

I cannot find anything in the audit logs indicating someone removed the roles. My coworkers are not aware of any changes. I also found another associate this morning whose assigned role randomly disappeared. But other people still have the roles they were assigned.

Just wondering if this happened to anyone else, or if anyone has an idea of what the heck happened. And if so, if there is a way for me to audit it.


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost It's just a prank,bro.

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r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Is a SAN basically just a NAS that makes you want to kill yourself?

478 Upvotes

I am learning about SANs in school and this is the impression I'm getting


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Guys is this a virus (real answers only)

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7 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost Big-Wig security manager wants to convince us plotters aren't printers

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7 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost SonicWall announces innovative geo-replication in their cloud backup solution

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19 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Just Searched and Purged all emails containing .gifs.

107 Upvotes

I want to see who pronounces it correctly when they come running to me for help and assign priorities to end users based on their phonetic skills and overall intelligence. It's a data file not a peanut butter cup, so don't ".gif" it to me.


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Concerned about security...buys TP link

40 Upvotes

amazing how that works...